How horrible to have been attacked by a pack of wild dogs, leaving neither your designer denim nor fashion dignity intact.

My milkshake brings all the links to the blog, and keeps ‘em coming back for more. I think it’s the heroin I put in it.

Speaking of which, remember that Pete Doherty guy? (AgentBedhead)

Jayden James escapes California, only to be incarcerated (CelebWarship)

BritTwit says he’s feeling better, though (TheRealBritney on Twitter)

Our public intellectuals aren’t what they used to be (CeleBitchy)

Rod Stewart, the Pete Doherty of 1973 (CelebritySmack)

Mischa Barton is really overdue for a waxing (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Evan Rachel Wood will have you know she is not desperate (DailyStab)

Lamest “Child Star Gone Bad” story in history (Defamer)

John Travolta, the eternal straight man (WWTDD)

Which Emanuel brother are you? (Wonkette)

Taradise Lost: is celebrity hedonism over? (Gawker)

RIP Gus (DListed)

Not even Kate Moss looks good in that (PopSugar)

It must be Miley Cyrus’ personality, yeah, that’s it! (IBBB)

Katy Perry overshares her monthly cycle (CandyKirby)

Taylor Swift has perfect 70′s hair (ImNotObsessed)

Gisele Bundchen has perfect 80′s everything (JustJared)

as does Cindy Crawford (Websters)

Secret Service code names for the Obama family (Jossip)

Erik Estrada scalped Simon Cowell!!!!! (SeriouslyOMG)

I recommend Katy Perry’s dress to all those who are in dire need of a pick-me-up - the vibrant florals and soothing blue background are guaranteed to bring a lift to your day!  And if that doesn’t work, you can always do the noble thing and reach for your belt to commit ritual harakiri.

You know that blooming tea stuff? It looks strangely familiar…

Jennifer Aniston attempts to make up for lost time? (GabbyBabble)

Remember, Remember the 5th of November (GuidoFawkes)

Biggest casting against type since Darryl Hannah played an astrophysicist in Roxanne (AgentBedhead)

Not Gut! Steve Guttenberg is a flasher (CelebritySmack)

The fats of life: Janet Jackson’s diet book cancelled (HolyMoly)

Blaaaaaaaake, Incarcerated…in rehab (DailyStab)

Fun with celebrity holograms! (BestWeekEver)

Hologram-O-rama (Defamer)

RIP Michael Crichton (MomLogic)

Marilyn Manson is single again, girls! (DListed)

Matthew McConaughey is singlehandedly bringing trailer trash back (CeleBitchy)

Paris Hilton would overdress for the opening of an envelope (CelebWarship)

The world is ending, but the afterparty has begun! (IBBB)

Ashlee Simpson is Chuck Barry’s dream girl? (CandyKirby)

Anna Wintour birthday fanfic (GoFugYourself)

Prince Harry, charity hottie (UKPopSugar)

What did Vegas do to deserve this? (Websters)

Ryan Seacrest takes his best shot (SeriouslyOMG)

Here’s an Election Day special - a pair of pantsuits for those without political ambitions.  Which one gets your grudging endorsement?

The Vampire’s Kiss has no cure, but if Gatorade came in Garlic flavour it would be pretty close.

The lights are on but nobody’s home at the Playboy Mansion (BusyBeeBlogger)

Lindsay and Sam are mole people (CelebWarship)

Hugh Grant is working his way down the romcom co-star list (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Marilyn Manson doesn’t even try anymore (AgentBedhead)

Celebrities who don’t need masks to terrify (CelebritySmack)

Does Kate Hudson have a new victim? (DailyStab)

Heidi Klum is a goddess! (DListed)

They don’t make Bond girls like they used to (Defamer)

Punchline of the day (EvilBeet)

Karl Lagerfeld was in costume yesterday too (FakeKarl)

HalloWEENs (FourFour)

Colin Farrell is a bad boy (GabbyBabble)

For Juliette Lewis, every day is Halloween (GoFugYourself)

The gargoyles 0f NYC (CityRag)

The gargoyles of the A List (Worth1000)

Kate Moss without makeup (IDLYITW)

An interview with Satan (HolyCandy)

Grover works the red carpet (IBBB)

Let them eat cupcakes then! (CandyKirby)

THIS is reality tv? Polo??? (Mollygood)

Katherine Heigl goes green? (PopSugar)

What a dog that Jennifer Garner is (SeriouslyOMG)

Finally! Jamie Lynn has a job! (Websters)

Well, when someone as formidable as Grace Jones throws down the gauntlet in a face-pulling contest how else is a gentleman to respond?

Halp! Iz Mary-Kate Olsen! (Lolebrity)

Peaches gets her apricot kicked by NYC (AgentBedhead)

Ali Lohan’s Why HELLO There Kitty costume (Yeeeeah)

Hudson family murder suspect has long criminal history (CelebritySmack)

Julianne Hough suffers through Attack of the Ladyparts! (DailyStab)

Hollywood Zombie Boobies! (Defamer)

Deep Throat goes down for the last time (CandyKirby)

The Hills in black and white (IBBB)

Simon Cowell has a heart? (CelebrityDirt)

The Trollsen protest (Mollygood)

Is that a euphemism for “lesbian?” (PopSugar)

Now, I KNOW this has to be a euphemism, but for what??? (Websters)

Julia Roberts, however, is NOT about the euphemisms (SeriouslyOMG)

Donate to the Blogger’s Challenge (EvilBeet)

Hilary Duff has no respect for her elders (DListed)

Dita von Teese has the best Halloween costume! (CeleBitchy)