Ayyyy!

Hey, I may be a snob, but I’m a snob who isn’t too proud to take the open bar in whatever twisted form it chooses to manifest in, especially when I’ve been working at an art project all day. Pass the peanuts!

Birth, christening, DNA test, court order: Miss Manners, David Spade on Line One (AgentBedhead)

Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS 3! (DailyStab)

The Women are no Clare Booth Luce! (CelebritySmack)

Meat puppet vs producer:Hollywood Smackdown! (Defamer)

Lily Allen gets into another fight at a party (HolyMoly)

McCain wins the monkey vote (Gawker)

Karl Lagerfeld, wanted man (FakeKarl)

Intern George will solve your life (GoFugYourself)

Frantically clutching husbands: the Olympic event (CandyKirby)

Tommy Lee is pleased about blogger self-abuse! (IBBB)

So will Lilo do PlayGIRL instead? (ImNotObsessed)

Britney puts her meat through the grinder (Mollygood)

Brad Pitt handles the transition from Venice to CENTRE OF THE BLOODY UNIVERSE with grace (JustJared)

Pete Doherty costs me five bucks (SeriouslyOMG)

Perez Hilton is slim, handsome, and still completely ridiculous (Websters)

It’s that kind of day.

The True North, strong and free to look at posters for Kevin Smith films (AgentBedhead)

The VMA’s: from the ridiculous to…the ridiculous (CelebritySmack)

Hilary Swank to swell (DailyStab)

Take a walk down WTF lane with Nicholas Cage (Defamer)

Bai Ling admits her head is just a place to put wigs (CandyKirby)

I’m Bringing PrivacyWatches Back! (IBBB)

That poor horse should fire her agent (UKPopSugar)

So, just how fast DOES Sarah Palin type? (Radar)

Akon’s fans achin’ (SeriouslyOMG)

Miley Cyrus buys herself a pimpmobile (Websters)

William is Hurt-ing for an intervention (CeleBitchy)

Amy Winehouse loves J— D——, who was big in the 80’s (DListed)

That’s why it’s called VICE president, silly! (Bossip)

Yes, I know I’ve used that joke before. What can I say? I’m just stale because I’m out of gin.

Sir Elton John will snort Lily Allen under the table (Websters)

John Mayer’s drunken wish for POTUS (CelebrityDirt)

The US dodged a bullet with this one (GabbyBabble)

Chelsea’s getting an assist from a pornstar Lately (CelebuWreck)

Alexa Ray Joel: It’s Just Fugly to Me (CandyKirby)

Henry Rollins has even creepier penpals than I do! (AgentBedhead)

Dave Letterman can afford to be gracious (CelebritySmack)

It’s Hot Britney, bitch! (CelebWarship)

It’s Britney at the VMA’s again, bitch! (EvilBeet)

Keira Knightly isn’t sarcastic at all! (DailyStab)

Miranda Grosvenor’s blog? (CelebritiesAndTelephones)

Formerly pregnant teen sends pregnant teen a present; it’s not news, it’s US politics (CeleBitchy)

Play the Joker Lookalike Contest! (Defamer)

Jason Priestly has a beard just like John Travolta! (DListed)

Will has grace (ImNotObsessed)

Kate Moss, working girl (Radar)

The Republicans hate Palin (Mollygood)

Mullets for ‘Merica! (CityRag)

Somehow I don’t think this is the right type of gown for British popstar Lily Allen, or anyone else for the matter.  Really, it’s just as bad as spending the entire evening at home scooping dirty laundry off the bedroom floor.

Big local earthquake. I didn’t notice a thing. Story of my life, really.

Russell Crowe makes his move (Lolebrity)

Jim McConaughey takes the Errol Flynn way out (AgentBedhead)

OJ gets his ass kicked (CelebritySmack)

Duff parents (CandyKirby)

SamRo to dish on LiLo yo! (DailyStab)

Cougarfights of 90210 (Defamer)

What Michael Jackson would look like as a man (Gawker)

Horses sweat. Humans perspire. JLo glows (DListed)

Cracking down on Canucks (EvilBeet)

Pigs DO fly! (IBBB)

Tara Reid is not entirely human (GoFugYourself)

Ellen and Portia’s wedding included cavity searches! (JustJared)

Axl and Kelly together forever? (Mollygood)

Your George and Brad unicorn chaser (Websters)

Venice Film Festival: pretty people being professionally pretty (UKPopsugar)

Kate Moss comes to the realization that models are supposed to be thin! (Jossip)

Of late, it appears that Solange Knowles has been sporting too much beastly hair for a young lady of her bearing.  No wonder they can’t seem to find the real Bigfoot - perhaps the authorities should get a warrant to investigate the contents of her fridge?

Madonna knos how 2 whistle (Lolebrity)

Pete “999″ Doherty saves the day! (AgentBedhead)

Kylie Minogue is legion! (CelebritySmack)

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are canine collectivists (DailyStab)

Viggo Mortensen will outnumber his Oscar competition (Defamer)

Obama’s celebrity Cabinet (Gawker)

Britney Spears gets a job! (CandyKirby)

Lindsay Lohan’s epiphany caught on camera (IBBB)

Princess Diana dug up and made to promote Keira Knightly film (ImNotObsessed)

Paula extends mixed welcome to new Politburo member (POTP)

Roberto Cavalli shares his clothes out to the Miley/Marcia collective (JustJared)

Matthew McConaughey believes in an equal division of labour (PopSugar)

Pornstar hooked on opiate of the masses? (DListed)

Canuckistanis cannot be killed! (Mollygood)

Madonna redistributes capital (Websters)

Put a lid on it! (CityRag)

Dancing with the Stars work group forms (SeriouslyOMG)

London’s mayor now wanted by Beijing … dead or alive! (raincoaster)

Liam Gallagher on using gimmicky moves while on stage:

“…everyone’s throwing moves and throwing their arms about. I’m sick of all these. Everyone that’s in a . . . band these days, as soon as they open their mouth their hands go up in the air. . . . They all think they’re Jumping Jack Flash, man.”

“When it’s got to rock, it’s got to rock and when it’s got to chill, it’s got to chill, man. And I’m pretty good at both, I think.”

Yes he certainly is - even with his hands waving in the air, he is able to achieve an intense degree of Zen enlightenment.  How soon before we see him levitating to a packed out stadium of screaming fans?

Prince Harry sez: *^&$ primogeniture! (Lolebrity)

Daniel Radcliffe farts PURE LIGHT (AgentBedhead)

Strokes? (BusyBeeBlog)

Britney Spears is so over men (CelebrityDirt)

Sienna Miller’s neighbors support truth in advertising (CelebritySmack)

Hunk @ Large! Tom Arnold is single again! (BittenAndBound)

Behold the power of the Pivert! (CandyKirby)

Celebrity sperm that succeeds! (IBBB)

The Stefani/Rossdale Popstar Eugenics Program presents Gen 2.0! (ImNotObsessed)

Shia Shirtless (JustJared)

This girl has a great future being “professionally friendly” to geeks (GoFugYourself)

Verne Troyer, chick magnet: just call him Mister Tripod! (Websters)

Jack Osbourne goes to prison! (SeriouslyOMG)

David Blaine to be hanged! (Mollygood)

Obama’s is bigger than McCain’s? (Radar)

This is old, but dayum Princes William and Harry are teh hawt! (UKPopsugar)

Lucky lady rear-ended by George Clooney (Defamer)

Brits in America (Gawker)

Been that kind of day. Gossip blog linkination, take me away!

(low standards, I know, I know)

Princess Beatrice duz not has British Teeth! (Lolebrity)

Henry Rollins thinks you’re a twit! (AgentBedhead)

Save the Cheerleader’s Undergotchies! (DailyStab)

Drink beer to become as smart as Jessica Simpson (CelebritySmack)

Get your hands on Matthew McConaughey’s Hook ‘Em Horns (SeriouslyOMG)

Mini Me, Maxi Media (CelebuWreck)

Matt Damon re-dads (CeleBitchy)

Be Nicole Richie’s slave! (BricksAndStones)

Now we know where Cher gets her wigs (IBBB)

Enter HoffSpace! (TheBlemish)

Ricky Martin: Livin La Vida Breeder? (CandyKirby)

This could be the greatest British comedy show ever (UKPopsugar)

Angie Harmon expecting (ImNotObsessed)

The Michael Phelps/Amanda Beard drinking game (ItsCandyTV)

The Legend of Spaghetti Cat (Mollygood)

Harry Potter had “a lot of fun” with Lavender Brown (JustJared)

The love triangle that ate the internet (Radar)

Liveblogging Project Runway (Gawker)

The Periodic Table of Awesoments (TheDapperstache)

Will this performance save Tom Cruise’s careeer? (Defamer)

Can you tell what kind of weather I’m having? I want a cosy, chestrug-wearing himbo and a cup of cocoa!

The Hills are alive with the sound of ZARDOZ! (Lolebrity)

raincoaster, revealed! (Miss604)

and JLo is all like, who is this Phelps dude? (CandyKirby)

Kanye’s favorite white woman (Websters)

Chris Kattan and his ex of eight weeks: if those two crazy kids can’t make it, what hope is there…oh nevermind (SeriouslyOMG)

Dita von TeesingYouIntoBuyingThisCrap (CelebritySmack)

Milk it for all it’s worth (AgentBedhead)

Welcome to raincoaster’s adolescence: The Go-Go’s (CeleBitchy)

A is for A-List (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Al Pacino is a family man (Defamer)

John Voight vs Roseanne (FadedYouth)

Most despised internet celebrities (Gawker)

Karl on Kollektivism (FakeKarl)

America <3 The Olympics (EvilBeet)

Xtina inspires Photoshop (DListed)

Amy Winehouse: Da j*g is up! (Lolebrity)

Who’s a B*stard now? (AgentBedhead)

*shley Tisdale already has more money than you’ll ever see (TheBastardly)

Oh, Roseanne, don’t ever ch*nge (CelebritySmack)

Making fun of add*cts: the music video (IBBB)

Danny Bonaduce is a bad*ss (Websters)

Amy Winehouse beh*ves Winehousingly (SeriouslyOMG)

Kate Hudson goes back to y*nking Owen Wilson’s chain (POTP)

Vinnie Jones is not such a tough b*stard (HolyMoly)

John Mayer, living proof that kiss and tell is better than f*ck and publish (CandyKirby)

Lindsay Lohan’s ex, living proof of s*me (CelebWarship)

The J*nna J*meson collection for baby (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Celebrity Cr*p Channel (ItsCandyTV)

Kate M*ss in May/December relationship (DailyStab)

T*ra does not care about black people! Or white people either! (CeleBitchy)

Pr*de in Product Placement (Defamer)

Matthew McConaughey is a b*g fan of Matthew McConaughey (JustJared)

P*ris has cooties! (CelebuWreck)

Rielle Lisa Jo “Allison” Dr*ck Hunter, actress (Gawker)