…is there anything in this entire get-up that isn’t questionable?

I just don’t even know where to start.

Okay, how about that you’re not even 40 (How? How is that possible? I remember doing the Loco-motion when I young, back before I sold my soul for some day-old Buffalo wings and this neat-o fiberglass liver) and yet you seem to have gone a bit piscine about the mouth-ital region, meanwhile your eyebrows are trying to mosey off into the sunset that’s apparently found about four inches behind your natural hairline. That would be troublesome enough because, you know, that’s a lot of landscaping for someone in their 30′s.

But then we need to talk about the outfit. What exactly is going on here? It’s like you’re playing Second Flying Monkey in an all-singing, all-dancing new production of “The Wizard of Oz” as performed by the Upper Ottowa Motorcycle Seat and Glad Bag Recyclers Union, Local 303, and while I give much love to the UOMS&GBRU (303) I’m just not entirely sure that’s a look you’d be lucky (lucky lucky lucky) to recreate.

Smells like Courtney Love? (Agent Bedhead)

Kathy Griffin is engaged, about to be richer than God (Celebitchy)

Jennifer Aniston…still getting work in movies (CelebritySmack)

Jennifer Garner’s six pack (CelebSlam)

Rock and Roll Facelift Roundup (CityRag)

Debra Messing is bringing the muu-muu back (DailyStab)

Vanessa and Zac: splitsville? (Derek Hail)

Angie is Nicole’s guardian angel (Dlisted)

speaking of which, Angie’s only slept with four men (Glosslip)

Justine Bateman works the Holly Hobbie look (GoFugYourself)

Oscar de la Hoya in fishnets? (HollywoodRag)

Lee Greenwood needs the green, not red, white and blue (Hollywood Offender)

Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull spoilers (JoBlo)

Prince Freddie von Mr. Zsa Zsa speaks out (TMZ)

Yes, OJ is free. Lock up your blondes (Defamer)

Who wore it better: Amy Wino vs Edward Scissorhands (HolyCandy)

Britney’s partying again. Big shocker, eh? (I’m Not Obsessed!)

Dita covers up nicely (Mollygood)

Alicia Silverstone gets nekkid for Peta (FitSugar)

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are puck bunnies (Daily Stab)

Britney: fired, barred, ejected, dangerous, subpoena’d, custodyless, and still stuck with Federline (Agent Bedhead)

Sugababes vs James Blunt, pot vs kettle (Celebrity Smack)

Mary-Louise Parker adopts a baby (We Love Celebs)

Sally Field’s bleep is the quote o’ the day (GabbyBabble)

Barry Manilow vs Elizabeth Hasselbeck (Gone Hollywood)

David Beckham joins the Men in Black (Holy Candy)

Lindsay Lohan’s street style (Cityrag)

Keira Knightly is HUUUUUUGE! (I’m Not Obsessed)

Tori Amos serenades Britney Spears (LA Rag Mag)

Angelina Jolie trips out at Disneyland (Pop on the Pop)

Chloe Sevigny’s rehab-themed photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar (Hollywood Backwash)

Paula Abdul and her metrosexual man (HolyMoly)

Jennifer Garner is the superfantastic! (Popsugar)

Ozzie and Sharon’s new crib (WizbangPop)

Shia Le Buff (WOW Report)

O.J. has a girlfriend? (Glossip)

Sharon Stone does Dior (Players, Haters, and Imitators)

Chris Crocker-themed Myspace graphics (MyMyspace)

Angelina pregnant again? (I’m Not Obsessed)

Drew Barrymore, Gay Pirate (Agent Bedhead)

The Butterscotch Stallion returns! (Mollygood)

JLo: the lost Spice Girl (Daily Stab)

Jodie Foster will kick your ass (Pajiba)

OJ arrested! Oh noes! (Celebrity Smack)

Celebrity Sports, the Photoshop Challenge (Worth 1000)

Britney is losing custody? (PerezHilton)

Posh vs the Jolly Green Giant: who wore it best? (Holy Candy)

Drunkblogging the Emmys (Defamer)

Gwen Stefani’s suing Forever 21 (A Socialite’s Life)

Kate Beckinsale’s new lips get an outing (Girls Talkin’ Smack)

Heidi Montag’s 21st birthday (Bricks and Stones)

Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood in Fun City (Hollywood Backwash)

OJ’s Ghostwriters: If I ReWrote It (MediaBistro)

RuPaul in Zombie Prom! (WOW Report)

Courtney Love: lip surgery or herpes? (Celebrity Cosmetic Surgery)

I’m so chuffed to be having tea and scones with the mother of reinvention herself and her husband the famous game hunter. Tomorrow is movie night with Rosie O’Donnell and the day after will be shopping with Demi and Ashton. Life is gooood!

Seth Green is That Crazed Britney Spears Fan Guy (DailyStab)

Kiefer Sutherland vs Japanese Schoolgirls (Agent Bedhead)

Press Button, receive gossip blogs (Celebrity Smack!)

David Beckham takes it off (I’m Not Obsessed)

Demi Moore in Indecent Expenditure (Holy Candy)

Lindsay Lohan, Angel of Death (Cele bitchy)

Rachel Zoe is thin, tan, famous, hallucinating (Dlisted)

Britney, Madonna, and the jihadi death threats (WOW Report)

Mena Suvari’s mane attraction (Hollywood Backwash)

Shar Jackson and the T-Shirt of Vengence (Evil Beet)

Peaches Geldof is no Fifi Trixibelle (Sassybella)

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are Tanzanian legends! (PerezHilton)

Lance Armstrong sues pet charity (The Iron Whirlygig)

Justin Timberlake diseased, punned upon (Archie’s Archive)

Amy Winehouse vs Pete Doherty…both losers (Celebrity Scrap)

Kiefer Sutherland worships like nobody else! (Defamer)

Manolo says, this is the look you get when you flip on the back porch light and surprise the raccoons tipping over your garbage cans.

Billy Bob: I’m not a stalker, I just play one in real life (DailyStab)

Ja’Rule, Moron. (Wizbang Pop)

Sing for your supper, whine for your dessert (Agent Bedhead)

Amy Winehouse, the pre-disaster pictures. (Hollywood Backwash)

Tommy Lee, just another emo blogger (I’m Not Obsessed)

J-Lo is retaining water? (Girls Talking Smack)

Rodent is the new diamond (HolyCandy)

Juaquin Phoenix, au naturale (Mollygood)

A Goth Christmas Album from Marilyn and Evan?

Jena Malone, rocking the Wellies. (A Socilalite’s Life)