Well, actually these aren’t corgis. They’re the corgi/dachshund cross that resulted from the time Princes Margaret’s dachsie got his freak on with one of the Queen’s bitches. Still cute though, and just in time for SunDog!
Congratulations to Manolosphere favorite the Duchess of Alba and her boytoy, Whatsisname. It was a lovely ceremony by all accounts, and a lovely dress (with requisite detailing on the back, because of course the guests are staring at the back of the dress for most of the ceremony).
Also lovely: the undoubtably soon-to-be-made romcom, starring Vincent Cassel and Jocelyn Wildenstein.
It nearly kills me to admit it, but while I deplore the Duchess of Cornwall’s taste in most things (including husbands; including other people’s) I do reserve a soft spot in my heart for her taste in hats. I’d steal every single one of them right off her head (and then send them out to be properly cleaned, because she’s a stinky smoker).
This? Wins. I love it because of the cray-cray.
Then again, at Zara Phillips’ wedding, she didn’t have much in the way of competition.
I mean, if you’ve seen one beige, tilted UFO, you’ve seen them all, really. Beatrice at least gets points for colour, and for using a pasta plate instead.
There is no official “Camilla” cocktail (although she looks like she’s no stranger to that favorite of the Highlands, Chiskey) but here is the recipe for the cocktails Camille Grammer served on the Real Housewives’ Dinner Party from Hell episode. And now, some gossip links.
In the cards: in which I freak out a tarot card reader. AGAIN (raincoaster)
Sunday Caption Contest: Spock is Not Impressed with Alexander McQueen (Ayyyy)
Mystery Meat: Sautee Anything! Celebrity Food Truck Concepts. (ManoloFood)
Are YOU a Believer?????/??? Andy Samberg is, thank Tinkerbell! (Lolebrity)
Who is your favorite comedian? And “none of them” is acceptable (CrassTalk)
Rachael Zoe is back, and determined to clothe the world! (BusyBeeBlogger)
I’m wondering if we can enter Rachel Zoe in this (CelebritySmack)
Lindsay Lohan pioneers new frontiers in debasement (CelebVIPLounge)
Oh, lookie: Tila Tequila still exists! (CityRag)
Kings of Leon, bums in Dallas (DailyStab)
Reese Witherspoon will ice you! (EarSucker)
Stars and their Hummers: photos! (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Kim Kardashian scores a Wang (HollywoodHiccups)
Do you really want to look at Madonna’s W.E.? (INeedMyFix)
Smells like a lawsuit to me, Britney! (PoorBritney)
Gravity! It works on celebrities, too! (PopBytes)
Hugh Jackman, half naked and wet. You’re welcome (SwoonWorthy)
Italian designer Marta Marzotto is indeed the epitome of fierce, and if you doubt it, she will most likely shiv a bitch, this ex-Countess having been sentenced to hard prison time for blithely making off with her almost-stepson’s patrimony. As if that weren’t enough, she’s related to my beloved Lapo! Why, she’s like a lost Gabor sister! Who’s to say those booties don’t conceal a tracking anklet of some kind? Just as soon as I reconfigure the DEW Line to trace Julian Assange’s movements, I’ll take a quick peek around Milan for Marta M. and let you know. We should probably keep an eye on this one.
She looks like she’d take her vodka neat, so let’s toast this crazy old cougar with some Cougar Juice Vodka and some gossip links.
Bagel BBQ FTW! (ManoloFood)
Ben Affleck, ironic hairpiece wearer (BusyBeeBlogger)
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake stays Brooooooooooooooooooooke! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Mariah Carey is sefectly pober! (CelebritySmack)
Smoker Katy Perry, on addiction (CelebVIPLounge)
Lindsay Lohan, too, is serfectl – LISTEN PEOPLE IT’S SPELLED “Ketel One” AND IF I SEE ANOTHER “Kettle” I AM GOING TO COME OVER THERE AND GIVE YOU ONE OR TWO LUMPS WHERE IT’LL DO THE MOST GOOD OKAY????(EarSucker)
Harrison Ford is a GILF (FitFabCeleb)
6 celebrity pizzafaces (GirlsTalkinSmack)
RIP Amy Winehouse: no, Blaaaaake is not invited to the funeral (HollywoodHiccups)
Annalynne McCord could use a good seamstress (TheSkinny)
Jay-Z and Kanye want you to watch them on the throne? (TheSkinnyChic)