Ayyyy!

The Office is TV with a heart? (Defamer)

Barack in drag! (Gawker)

Liveblogging Battlestar Galactica premiere (io9)

Sonny Bono died for your sins (AgentBedhead)

Perez Hilton is a big, fat truth-teller? (PerezHilton)

Elvis lives! (WebstersIsMyBitch)

YOU don’t know medical marijuana! TOM CRUISE DOES! (Celebitchy)

Snoop Dogg has apparently been sampling the Tom Cruise Purple (Bossip)

Ben Affleck rear-ended! (DailyStab)

Everything Matt Damon knows he learned from his mom (Popsugar)

Dress your children in Uggs and belly shirts (CircusHour)

LOST love re-discovered (FemaleFirst)

Hollywood’s gropiest! (Starpulse)

Royals a-go-go at Mahiki (Lainey)

After all this, they’d BETTER be getting married (ASocialitesLife)

Keanu brings the fierce, Minnie Driver brings the funbags (ImNotObsessed)

Fug-off championship round (GoFugYourself)

Chosen One martyred! (Star)

Mariah Carey may have slightly diva-iss tendencies. Who knew? (DListed)

The Ozzfather: Survivor Micronesia recap (RealityTV)

Margaret Cho is a tour guide in the Tunnel of Love (AgentBedhead)

Quentin Crisps (FrontierFormerEditor)

Pete Doherty stole Paula Abdul’s gloves (Dlisted)

Anonymous vs Scientology, round n+1: Operation Reconnect (1stepbeond)

Cult Friction, Scientology decoded (RadarOnline)

Jerry Seinfeld flips out (Derober)

Lindsay Lohan loses a zero, finds the role of a lifetime (CelebritySmack)

Justin Timberlake was a little bit country when he was only a little bit, himself (AllieIsWired)

Angelina Jolie before she had Brad and rhinoplasty (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Naomi Campbell behaves Naomi Campbellianly again (CelebWarship)

New pic of JLo’s twins: r not so cute akshuly (TeenyManolo)

Larry Campbell behaves Larry Campbellianly at Little League (Bumpshack)

OK what? Suri Cruise returns to Earth; celebrity mags, not so much (OK)

Anne Hathaway’s boytoy arrested for blowing through others’ cash like it was…blow? (WendyWayrad)

Baby wants her back back: entire Beckham family stuffs their jeans (TheRadReport)

Steve Jobs takes on the Big Apple (Wired)

Celebrity moose knuckle (Cityrag)

Happy birthday, Britney! (CircusHour)

Happy birthday, Jamie-Lynn (CelebrityBabyScoop)

George Clooney’s not-so-secret bromance (Celebitchy)

Claudia Schiffer hits the slopes with Mini-Her (JustJared)

Tomorrow NKOTB on Today! (DailyStab)

It’s all in the mouseovers, baby! The genesis of the Great Gossip Linkoff here.

Supprtd! (Defamer)

Suckaz! (Valleywag)

Accurst! (Gawker)

Dichotomous! (AgentBedhead)

Saviour! (Celebitchy)

Accident! (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Soap-On-A-Rope! (CelebritySmack)

Faceplant! (DListed)

Pooh! (Cityrag)

Duddy! (TheBlemish)

JagermICEter! (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Greek! (ICYDK)

Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhno! (Queerty)

Drive! (Popsugar)

Majestic? (GoFugYourself)

Cloooooooooooney! (CircusHour)

Miserification! (Yeeeeah)

Infected! (Mollygood)

Single! (DailyStab)

Caffeinated! (JustJared)

NKOTB!!!!!!! (ImNotObsessed)

Ryan Seacrest’s shameful, secret passion for Simon Cowell (AgentBedhead)

Johnny Depp, The Hoff, and the Demon Barber Chair of Fleet Street (Celebitchy)

RIP blues guitarist Jeff Healey (EW)

Marion Cotillard says she was misquoted (Dlisted)

Accidents and babydaddy uncertainty are all in the family: the Spears family (Celebslam)

Angelina Jolie cannot be unsexed (Cityrag)

Scarlett Johansson auctions herself off (ImNotObsessed)

George Clooney doesn’t need no stinking swag bag (Gabsmash)

Sienna Miller loves coke (Ninjadude)

Olsen Twins’s book leaked! (236)

Kate Moss demoted (Popsugar)

Oprah is such a giver (IBBB)

Elle MacPherson shows off her lingerie line (CelebritySmack)

Prince Harry is a cunning linguist (CircusHour)

Sandra Bernhard supports a losing cause (AwfulPlasticSurgery)

Jamie-Lynn is expecting a boy, massive publicity (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Anonymous vs Gossip Bloggers (Valleywag)

Ten worst nude scenes of all time (Papermag)

Mariah Carey, Kenneth the Page, a Unicorn, and a good deal of lycra (Defamer)

Heath Ledger’s Nick Drake music video (raincoaster)

King Arthur’s been dead a long time: Pete Doherty is UK Hero of the Year (AgentBedhead)

Nicole Richie is Roxie Hart in Chicago! (CelebritySmack)

Hillary Winehouse makeover (PrettyOnTheOutside)

The Beautiful People looking…not so much (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Prince Harry’s undercover operation is terminated (DListed)

Britney Spears to join the British army (TheSpoof)

The Croc Widow vs the Croc Papa (PerezHilton)

Pink’s Sapphic sideshow KO’d her marriage (Celebitchy)

The Boozehound Awards (Pajiba)

The littlest Scientologists have names now (EvilBeet)

Karl Lagerfeld’s vampire kisses have no effect on bloodless troll (CircusHour)

Kate Beckinsale is a cunning linguist (Websters)

Victoria’s Secret is out (TheBlemish)

RUN, OWEN WILSON! RUUUUUUUN! (Yeeeeah)

Brad Pitt’s monchichi haircut (CelebWarship)

Katoucha Niane’s body found in the Seine (GabbyBabble)

“It must be so strange for your Royal Highness, how everyone lusts over your pair of boys.”

“Right back at you, my dear - your girls must be the object of countless fantasies too. Now…where have I seen this piece of finery before?”

“This old thing, Sir? Oh you would have seen it at Hampton Court where it hung from the canopy in the Queen’s bedchamber.”

Prayers for Britney: a Social Movement (PrayersForBritney)

I’m stuck in rehab with Pat O’Brien (StuckInRehabWithPatO’Brien)

Paris Hilton hires the handicapped: colorblind Oompa-Loompa thanks her (Defamer)

Amy Winehouse, British-mawed no more (AgentBedhead)

Celebrity Rap Sheet (LiquidGeneration)

Failed murderess still taking shots at the victim 16 years later (CelebritySmack)

Rihanna in post-Grammy, pre-Afterparty car crash (Dlisted)

Princes William and Harry to bike across Africa (CelebrityRightpundit)

Frances Bean Cobain is pretty, not her parents (Celebwarship)

More than we really wanted to know about Heather Mills’s erogenous zones (Mollygood)

Gwyneth sez: Brooklyn is the new Malawi (Popsugar)

Sienna Miller got her driver’s license, needs new photo to go with her new face (ICYDK)

Owen Wilson needs another intervention to get him off Kate Hudson (CeleBitchy)

Nicholas Cage sues Peggy Sue! (DailyStab)

Katherine Heigl gets a mom-makeover (EvilBeet)

Charlotte Church is a Jedi Mistress (HolyMoly)

The Knowles sisters keep it real. Real bitchy (GoFugYourself)

Johnny Depp’s kids go to Disneyland (JustJared)

Playdate for Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie? (ImNotObsessed)

Engineering secrets of the rich and famous, starring Aretha Franklin (HolyCandy)

New Line stiffs the estate of JRR Tolkien (PerezHilton)

Jennifer Aniston is 39. But how does Angelina feel about that? (WebstersIsMyBitch)

Trent Reznor now twice as pretty (raincoaster)

Scandal at the Junior League! (Gawker)

Lindsay Lohan sees dead people (Defamer)

Looking for Bobby Fischer? Ask Lindsay Lohan (Mollygood)

Katherine Heigl is a Cosmo Girl (Jezebel)

Samantha Morton thinks Keira Knightly should sack up (AgentBedhead)

Lindsay Lohan’s tans are like Britney Spears’s weaves  (CelebritySmack)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were breaking up when the baby was born (CeleBitchy)

Is that a scepter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, Prince William (POTP)

Bette Midler is looking a little rough (BringingBloggingBack)

When Coldplayers attack: Chris Martin gives the catchy, whiny beatdown to a pap (TheBlemish)

Jessica Alba, now with 20% more boob! (Ninjadude)

The Scientology quiz! (Dlisted)

The C List loves them some Britney! (HolyCandy)

Colin Farrell rocks the Yasser Arafat look (ImNotObsessed)

Getting into Gary Coleman’s pants will cost you almost half a mil (E!Online)

Mix & Match celebrity hair (CityRag)

How do you spell “crazy?” C-O-U-R-T-N-E-Y-L-O-V-E (Websters)

Wil Wheaton hates Wesley Crusher as much as you do (PerezHilton)

Is Lindsay Lohan dressed for her wedding? (EvilBeet)

Etiquette and Facebook: What Would Jane Austen Do? (Maupuia Masala)

George Clooney named UN Peace Messenger. War totally breaking out in my bedroom in five minutes (ICYDK)

Nicole Kidman pregnant, quitting (Defamer)

Tony Randall’s sex life (Jezebel)

Miley Cyrus underage Twizzling (Gawker)

Princess Buttercup divorces her Prince Humperdink (AgentBedhead)

Xtina shows off the baby-maker (TheMeatScale)

Mr. Blackwell’s Worst-Dressed List (Dlisted)

Your daily Britney roundup (Yeeeeah)

Paris Hilton drunken vagina exclusive (DrunkenStepfather)(NSFW, duh!)

Your new Bond Girl (TheBlemish)

Madonna visits Mumbai (JustJared)

Chris Crocker in a blender (Youtube)

Adriana Lima talks about her sex tape (TheBastardly)

New York’s roots (CelebritySmack)

Halle Berry and babydaddy out and about (DailyStab)

Toga, Toga, Toga! (GoFugYourself)

Karl Lagerfeld on the New Hampshire Primary (HolyCandy)

JLo Hewitt in the most beautiful dress I’ve seen in ages (ImNotObsessed)

George Clooney is quote o’ the day (EvilBeet)

Pitt/Jolie lovematch (Websters)

The QuWIIn! (TeenyManolo)

Mr. Bean’s fly wheels (AgentBedhead)

Jude Law sees the ghost of Frank Sinatra (Mollygood)

Jamie-Lynn Spears is single, pregnant, and unemployed (TheBlemish)

Miley Cyrus sleepover shocker! (Defamer)

Best Celebrity photos of 2007 (People)

Christina Aguilera’s the biggest bump in the borough (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Stick a fork in her! She’s done! (CelebritySmack)

Amy Winehouse leaves Blake for Barbados (BackseatCuddler)

Amy Winehouse at Basil’s Bar with Prince William? (PerezHilton)

JK Rowling may write another Harry Potter book (DailyStab)

Is Lindsay Lohan the worst? (Dlisted)

Is Sienna Miller engaged to a guy too cheap to buy a ring? (EvilBeet)

Eva Longoria shows off her perogies for Elle Ukraine (GabbyBabble)

Lindsay Lohan rides the Italian stallions (HolyCandy)

Jennifer Lopez says she’ll have a silent birth, Tom Cruise nods, smiles, midwives everywhere laugh (AllieIsWired)

Heidi Montag gets some more plastic (ImNotObsessed)

Keira Knightly is the number one beauty icon (ICYDK)

Constatine’s still got it, is using it as a bingo caller (Yeeeeah)

This is the look one makes after uploading half a century’s worth of one’s rich family heritage onto Youtube only to discover that people would rather watch some cat playing the piano.

Words you would associate with Queen Latifah - sassy, brassy and from next year onwards “healthful” as decreed by Jenny Craig’s PR people: 

The Oscar-nominated singer and actress, 37, has signed up to be the latest celebrity spokesperson for the weight-loss chain, PEOPLE confirms exclusively.”We officially confirm that Queen Latifah will join the Jenny Craig program in January,” Scott Parker, Jenny Craig’s vice president of marketing, tells PEOPLE. “We are thrilled to have Queen Latifah support our mission of improving health by taking her first step toward achieving a more healthful lifestyle.”….

….The Hairspray star, who has consistently celebrated her plus-size figure over the years (including a recent PEOPLE cover story), will have a “very different campaign, focused on a healthier lifestyle, not on getting onto a specific dress size,” says Parker.”

That sounds awfully vague to me.  More importantly, does this mean that we won’t be treated to dramatic before and after photos where Queen goes from awkwardly wearing a modified Santa suit to looking like a totally different person who’s seductively wrapped in nothing but a giant bow?