Ayyyy!

Mr. Bean’s fly wheels (AgentBedhead)

Jude Law sees the ghost of Frank Sinatra (Mollygood)

Jamie-Lynn Spears is single, pregnant, and unemployed (TheBlemish)

Miley Cyrus sleepover shocker! (Defamer)

Best Celebrity photos of 2007 (People)

Christina Aguilera’s the biggest bump in the borough (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Stick a fork in her! She’s done! (CelebritySmack)

Amy Winehouse leaves Blake for Barbados (BackseatCuddler)

Amy Winehouse at Basil’s Bar with Prince William? (PerezHilton)

JK Rowling may write another Harry Potter book (DailyStab)

Is Lindsay Lohan the worst? (Dlisted)

Is Sienna Miller engaged to a guy too cheap to buy a ring? (EvilBeet)

Eva Longoria shows off her perogies for Elle Ukraine (GabbyBabble)

Lindsay Lohan rides the Italian stallions (HolyCandy)

Jennifer Lopez says she’ll have a silent birth, Tom Cruise nods, smiles, midwives everywhere laugh (AllieIsWired)

Heidi Montag gets some more plastic (ImNotObsessed)

Keira Knightly is the number one beauty icon (ICYDK)

Constatine’s still got it, is using it as a bingo caller (Yeeeeah)

This is the look one makes after uploading half a century’s worth of one’s rich family heritage onto Youtube only to discover that people would rather watch some cat playing the piano.

Words you would associate with Queen Latifah - sassy, brassy and from next year onwards “healthful” as decreed by Jenny Craig’s PR people: 

The Oscar-nominated singer and actress, 37, has signed up to be the latest celebrity spokesperson for the weight-loss chain, PEOPLE confirms exclusively.”We officially confirm that Queen Latifah will join the Jenny Craig program in January,” Scott Parker, Jenny Craig’s vice president of marketing, tells PEOPLE. “We are thrilled to have Queen Latifah support our mission of improving health by taking her first step toward achieving a more healthful lifestyle.”….

….The Hairspray star, who has consistently celebrated her plus-size figure over the years (including a recent PEOPLE cover story), will have a “very different campaign, focused on a healthier lifestyle, not on getting onto a specific dress size,” says Parker.”

That sounds awfully vague to me.  More importantly, does this mean that we won’t be treated to dramatic before and after photos where Queen goes from awkwardly wearing a modified Santa suit to looking like a totally different person who’s seductively wrapped in nothing but a giant bow?

50 most powerful celebrity babies (Defamer)

Don’t hassel the Hoff: he’s back in rehab! (CeleBitchy)

Prince Harry, prince of hearts (or certain organs, anyway) (Jezebel)

Adrian Grenier, volunteer, plus one (Websters)

No Wii for Paula Abdul! (Yeeeeah)

Katie Holmes shares Tom Cruise’s turn-ons. Travolta unavailable for comment? (Fox)

Toni Collette, still pregnant, sporting Spanish moss disguise (TheMeatScale)

Samantha Ronson makes Perez Hilton look good (PrettyBoring)

Jessica Simpson is big in Texas. Wow, so it’s true! (ASocialitesLife)

Jennifer Aniston uses hankie! (HollywoodRag)

ICANHAZINAPPROPRIATELOLZ? (BestWeekEver)

They tried to make her go to rehab and she said “Soon, soon, soon.” (Mollygood)

Bai Ling gets her picture taken with Santa (DListed)

The Beckham family rocks the Cobain family look (PopSugar)

Victoria shows off the new funbags (HollywoodTuna)

Graffiti holy grail found in NYC (CityRag)

Winona Ryder sex tape shocker (raincoaster)

VH1 makes ‘em, breaks ‘em. NEXT! (CelebritySmack)

Tori Amos tosses fit, cellphone chatters, mid-song (YouTube)

You stay classy, David Gest (HolyCandy)

You stay classy, Hugh Grant! (ImNotObsessed)

Britney’s sick. Big surprise there. (US)

Rosie O’Donnell, American Gladiator? (AgentBedhead) (does this deserve the Athletes tag?)

Danny Bonaduce’s penis needs a PR (Radar)

The personal journals of Angelina Jolie (Dissfunktional)

Julia Roberts, handicapped parking-stealer, paparazzi-attacker (WendyWayrad)

Gene Simmons rocks the dragonskin platform boots (TheMeatScale)

Katie Holmes loses the Posh at the Bambi Awards and no, I’m not making this up (PerezHilton)

Cyndi Lauper goes under the needle (Mollygood)

Prince William still has his girlfriend, most of his hair (JustJared)

Hollywood’s top 10 shocking secrets (CelebSlam)

Posh’s implants bow to gravity, but not much (Egotastic)

Jennifer Love Whoitt engaged (USmagazine)

Gwyneth Paltrow wears Uggs, hangs head in shame (Jezebel)

Jerry Seinfeld’s family troubles (Chicago Sun-Times)

Did Reese and Jake join the Mile High Club? (ShowbizSpy)

Johnny Depp, manorexic, but still purty (ImNotObsessed)

The Curse of Monica Lewinsky (fortunately not a menstruation story) (HolyCandy)

Lilo drinking again, yo (DerekHail)

Ads that work… on Winehouse and Doherty at least (AgentBedhead)

Shocker of the day: KFed wants more money! (EvilBeet)

John Travolta? No way!!! (LARagMag)

Angelina Jolie is coming soon to a barstool near you! (CelebritySmack)

Britney spends time with her kids, ignores them (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Chelsy Davy comes to her senses; Prince Harry now off the market again (HolyMoly)

Tom Cruise, skanky old perv? (AgentBedhead)

Boy George vs Ginger Spice, bet on the chick to win (GabbyBabble)

Natalie Portman busts a move (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)

Zac Efron gets posies from photogs (JustJared)

Viggo Alan Poe: quoth the raven, Stallone is directing??? WTF? (TunaFlix)

Mary Kate Olsen shows off her troll hooker style (TheMeatScale)

13 going on 40: the latest Lohan (HolyCandy)

Amy Winehouse fired by tour manager (CrabbiesHollywood)

George Clooney is ready to ride (TMZ)

David Copperfield’s island, reputation sinking (StupidCelebritiesGossip)

A Paltrow grows in Brooklyn (but still looks Protestant) (Mollygood)

Chloe Sevigny for Chloe (DailyStab)

Lohan on the loose! Lock up your sons! (D*anasDirt)

Hard time for Lindsay (WebstersIsMyBiotch)

A surgeon’s thoughts on the Donda West case  (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Hawt Rainn Wilson and hot Dr. Pepper (Defamer)

Spice Fug (GoFugYourself)

Britney can’t drive with the Federspawn (PerezHilton)

PRINCE HARRY IS SINGLE AGAIN!!!!! (USMagazine) (ed note: don’t we have a bigger font for this?)

The first rule of writing about Tom Cruise is: you don’t write about Tom Cruise. Oh crap! (CeleBizzy)

MI6 announces the new Bond Girl. Pretty, sexy, completely unknown as per usual (MI6News)

Tats for Cash: the LeBron James/Nike deal (TheClothezline)

Workin’ it old-skool: the 1977 JC Penney catalog (15-minute lunch)

Angelina is a perfectionist who can’t get anything right (WebstersIsMyBitch)

But Brad Pitt’s got her back(side) (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Saint Bob adopts other people’s children, changes their names. Where’d he get that idea? (AgentBedhead)

24: the unaired pilot! (CollegeHumor)

Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton breed! (CelebritySmack)

Courtney Thorne-Smith also sperminated, but prettier, nicer and younger (CelebrityBabyScoop)

How to make yourself look hot: be photographed between two Amy Winehouse impersonators (Bastardly)

Heather Mills is a one-legged bitch and illegal wiretapper (Dlisted)

RIP Donda West; prayers for Kanye (Gabsmash)

How Father Time stole Teri Hatcher (BringingBloggingBack)

Amy Winehouse’s enabler arrested. This is why heroin addicts are never secret agents. (Yeeeeah)

Kate Hudson gives up on Owen, picks Heath Ledger as substitute blond (CelebWarship)

Jennifer Garner’s prick (ASocialite’sLife)

Justin Timberlake makes sure his is still there (HolyCandy)

Reese Witherspoon’s son has career aspirations just like yours! (I’mNotObsessed)

Britney Spears style alert: Defcon 1! (TheMeatScale)

The latest OJ Simpson trial starts (IDLYITW)

Halle Berry’s boobs at BAFTAs (Egotastic)

Liz Taylor may be past her sell-by date (Mollygood)

Giorgio Armani, Queen of the Eighties (TheMeatScale)

Britney Spears, terror of the streets (WOWReport)

Kate Middleton, future barista? (Radar)

Supermodels hit the runway…at LAX (PopSugar)

Jack Nicholson has words of advice for young people (Goldenfiddle)

Brad Pitt’s long-lost Pringles commercial (JustJared)

Christina Ricci, owl monkey impersonator (TMZ)

Conan O’Brian met his stalker (CelebSlam)

Kiefer Sutherland parties on (Mollygood)

George Clooney on his first time  (ImNotObsessed)

Neverland is safe! (PerezHilton)

Far more of Mickey Rourke than you ever wanted to see (HolyCandy)

Fabio and Clooney: the romance novel (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Owen Wilson, barefoot in the park (DailyStab)

Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Jason Leigh faceoff (HollywoodOffender)

Nobody likes Tom Cruise, not even nice people (Dlisted)

Farrah Fawcett still alive, tanned, and with fabulous hair (CelebritySmack)

Kelly Clarkson cleans up real good (D*anasDirt)

Winona Ryder is Spock’s Mom (Defamer)

Kate Moss parties with a Drag Queen (AgentBedhead)

Celebrities who look like they smell (CeleBitchy)

Switching Places: Old Rock Dude Edition (AgentBedhead)

Claridge’s hates Courtney Love (CeleBitchy)

Keith Richards may not be as immortal as previously thought (Divine)

Owen Wilson’s MySpace interview (Defamer)

Jeri Ryan is pregnant, pretty, political (EvilBeet)

Trick or Treat or TomKat (PrettyOnTheOutside)

Violet Affleck and Jennifer Garner ticklefight in Central Park (I’mNotObsessed)

Teri Hatcher is a Halloween Queen (InCaseYouDidn’tKnow)

Orlando Bloom wearing prison stripes but not going to prison (PopSugar)

Harry Potter, the Half-Blood Prince, and Dumbledore’s “beard protector” (JustJared)

Fox anchor or Pornstar? Take the quiz (BestWeekEver)

Fun with Amy Winehouse! (CelebritySmack)

William! Shatner! Not! In! New! Trek! (Jossip)

Please let it be Prince Harry (Dlisted)

Angelina Jolie needs a telethon of her own! (Dana’s Dirt)

Jerry Seinfeld, fashion critic; Renee Zellweger, straight man (GoFugYourself)

Jessica Alba has a clone! (HollywoodOffender)

Paris Hilton’s foreign pornshop rampage (HolyCandy)

Shaquille O’Neil, deadbeat? (YoungBlackAndFabulous)

‘Nother Naomi Campbell freakout (DerekHail)

Ryan Gosling is the new Winona Ryder? (WendyWayrad)

Hugh Grant and Elizabeth Hurley together again (DailyMail)

Paris and Nicky “TwigletThighs” Hilton go shopping (I’mNotObsessed)

Brad Pitt just has a wide stance (HolyCandy)

Jessica and Ashlee Simpson and Emmy Rossum lounging chez GQ (DailyStab)

Britney has an entertaining new stalker (CelebritySmack)

Meanwhile, so do gossip blog receptionists (WOWReport)

It’s official: World’s Biggest Gold-Digger (GabbyBabble)

Snub Madonna at your own risk (AgentBedhead)

Julia Roberts, beloved by beyotches (ASocialite’sLife)

Kneel to the disco-tastic glory that is Joan Collins (TheMeatScale)

Pete Doherty is clean, sober, still rather a basketcase (DListed)

Snoop Doggy Dawg is in da menz room! (Mollygood)

Britney kin reed, y’all (INFDaily)

Even Gwyneth Paltrow’s kitchen is perfect (AllieIsWired)

Mandy Moore LOVES the Raffi (BricksAndStones)

Mazel Tov, Drew Carey (Defamer)

Everybody’s pregnant: Lauryn Hill edition (YouhgBlackAndFabulous)

The Inflatable Prince Harry (PerezHilton)

Manolo says, nothing says, “I am in the lineage of Arthur, Henry, Edward, and George” as much as snorting vodka through your nose with your mates.

Unless, of the course, you recall Henry IV, Part One…

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Isabella Blow, styled by Alexander McQueen and Frank Frazetta (SassyBella)

Christina Aguilera registers for baby presents (HollywoodOffender)

Zahara Jolie-Pitt flips the bird (TeenyManolo)

Is Ryan Gosling more Ryan Cygnet lately? (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Britney finds her destiny (PopSugar)

Is EVERYBODY pregnant? Nicole Kidman edition (Celebitchy)

Catherine Zeta-Jones’s marriage tips (I’mNotObsessed)

Coffee-wielding Britney fan seeks Chris Crocker-style stardom (Defamer)

The fifty best breasts in movie history (what, no Fabio?) (Filmthreat)

Sean Astin is still Goonie, after all these years (MTV)

Britney hides from her children (TMZ)

Who wore it best: Beckham or Bird? (HolyCandy)

Prince Harry’s sinuses are clean as a whistle (CelebritySmack)

The Pamela Anderson Husband-O-Matic (AgentBedhead)

Avril really knows how to work a mic (TheBlemish)