Sharon Stone’s friend Eileen Mitzman proves that crazy celebrities really DO have a meaningful function in society: to make the rest of us look sooooo much smarter and more chic by comparison.
Oh here we go again. This must be at least the fifth time tonight she’s asked the audience to rise and pay tribute to her sternum.
The dress may have been hastily improvised from some sturdy garbage bags, but don’t you think it makes Sharon look sufficiently regal for any passing aliens to whisk her away on their spaceship and declare her as queen of their race?
I have very little idea how these high-end charity benefits are supposed to work, but shouldn’t they only be putting goods on display that are actually going to be auctioned off?
Really, is this what Hollywood has been reduced to? Have things really hit rock bottom? Is the situation so desperately dire that celebrities have been forced to cut back on their entourage of assistants and handle their own clothes?
Oh no, they didn’t tell me there would be such powerful camera flashes! I wouldn’t have worn ANY underwear at all if I had known!
All happy to pose for a group photo but can you tell which one of us is scaring the others into a protective huddle with her usual unhinged ways? If you’re still stumped here’s another clue.
Here’s another creature of the night, the kind you find skulking about deserted basements and garages at an ungodly hour. Don’t mind the leggings for now, they’ll eventually grow over with fur during the winter months.
Heather Locklear reminds me of something… (Lolebrity)
Sharon Stone wants her kid to have Botox (CelebWarship)
Spike Lee: Why Tonto Should Be a Brother (CandyKirby)
Playing the straight man to Pete Doherty’s Abbott AND Costello (AgentBedhead)
Bret Michaels’ wig is a blogger, too (CelebritySmack)
Kelly Osbourne owes her sex education to Black Sabbath (DailyStab)
Anne Hathaway does not talk nasty (CeleBitchy)
Where Beyonce’s old wigs go to die (Crunk&Disorderly)
God-hating Bill Maher vs Flat Earther Sherri Shepherd (Defamer)
The girl who was JT LeRoy (Gawker)
Mischa Barton works the “Gilbert Grape” look (GoFugYourself)
Helena Bonham Carter’s steampunk shoes (DListed)
Dave Grohl identifies with his attackers (GabbyBabble)
The Wire, with special guest Samuel Beckett (EvilBeet)
Vivienne Westwood’s Parisian catwalk pix (HollywoodRag)
Naomi Watts just won the birthday present stakes (PopSugar)
The Hills monumental recap (IBBB)
Chace Crawford needs to overcome gayface (Mollygood)
Sarah Michelle Gellar and a dolphin unicorn chaser (Websters)
Britney Spears or Jennifer Love Hewitt in a bad wig? YOU DECIDE! (Lolebrity)
Job posting of the year: Courtney Love needs someone to document, then clean up after, the craziness (AgentBedhead)
Sam Ronson hates lesbians? (CelebritySmack)
Pete Doherty goes all John Cusack (HolyMoly)
Tori Spelling, Donna Martin, and The Secret (IBBB)
Porn stars: twice as fertile! (DailyStab)
ZOMG stop the presses: Clay Aiken is GAY???? (Defamer)
ZOMG stop the presses: Lindsay Lohan is GAY???? (Defamer)
Gold for gossip (Gawker)
Lisa Rinna is cougarrific! (GoFugYourself)
Clay Aiken is a Sarah Palin impersonator! (CandyKirby)
Gwyneth Paltrow has forgotten more than you’ll ever know about web design, mortals! (CeleBitchy)
Sharon Stone: you win a few, you lose a few. Too bad they’re your children (DListed)
Chris Rock schools Bill Clinton (Mollygood)
Dita von Teese debuts her teasers (UKPopSugar)
33 worst celebrity baby names (Babble)
As demonstrated by the opposite extremes of Sharon Stone and Liv Tyler, this is a look that the old and young, blondes and brunettes, hasbeens and still relevants can all embrace. My advice is to start clambering on the bandwagon before it passes you by. Scoff into your coffee mugs all you want but really, how can you ignore the cold hard evidence staring you in the face?
Miley Cyrus has a baggage (Lolebrity)
The Chosen Twins start life $3 million in debt to People Magazine (AllieIsWired)
Amy Winehouse Junkie Monkey ice cream on indefinite hold (AgentBedhead)
Simon LeBon fishing for crabs/Jake Gyllenhaal um no comment (CelebritySmack)
Robert Downey Jr’s 70’s pornstar womb broom (Websters)
Harry Potter and the Fanfic of NSFW (CityRag)
Not your grandpa’s Olympics: nip slip! (DrunkenStepfather)(NSFW)(don’t fire me boss!)
Peaches “Clean and Sober” Geldof weds guy she was not technically dating (BittenAndBound)
Milli Banana: even China’s adorable children are fake! (DListed)
Gwyneth looks fabulous, does not care about your bruised shins, plebe (CelebWarship)
Tom Cruise loses part to Angelina Jolie (DailyStab)
Brooke Hogan both tasteless and…Brooke Hogan (MollyGood)
Cougarboobs! (Defamer)
Ryan Seacrest, boytoy (CandyKirby)
Sharon Stone embargoes her camel toe (IBBB)
Thanks to these shoes, Rachel Bilson’s feet can withstand nuclear attack! (JustJared)
Tropic Thunder premiere attended by everyone but Thor himself (UKPopsugar)
