Ayyyy!

Drew Barrymore heckles for charity (WendyWayrad)

Naomi Campbell’s body fluids are felonious (CelebWarship)

Woody Harrelson is built, bald, and bare (Defamer)

Luciano Pavarotti pulled an Ashlee Simpson (Gawker)

What are the Presidential candidates like in bed? (TheStranger)

William and Harry react to the verdict in the Princess Diana inquest (PerezHilton)

Botox: it’s all about a jarring lack of self-awareness (CircusHour)

Demi Moore’s bloodsucking leeches (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Victoria Beckham attempting takeover of “Baby Spice” role (Mollygood)

Britney’s partner in fashion crime to be Christian Audigier (Styleguide)

The Britney-FedEx breakup starts a trend (ImNotObsessed)

Kate Moss weighs 98 pounds soaking wet: the proof! (ICYDK)

Like shooting fish in a barrel: Rob Lowe blackmailed! (HuffPo)

Kylie Minogue speaks out about breast cancer (CeleBitchy)

Whitney Houston’s boobs and Dionne Warwick’s face at Muhammad Ali’s Fight Night (Bossip)

Tom Ford is Gay James Bond (DListed)

Britney hitches her star to the comeback tour bus (CelebSlam)

Sharon Stone’s basic instinct is to keep her knees together, thankfully (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Hayden Panettiere terrifies a small child (WWTDD)

Jessica Alba wore black to her baby shower (DailyStab)

Ashlee Simpson vs Mariah Carey (Yeeeeah)

Vlad loves Georgie (KnowledgeIsPower)

Tony loves Georgie (raincoaster)

Stop Uwe Boll, save the world! (AgentBedhead)

V for Valtrex attends wedding (CelebritySmack)

Manolo says, in Africa herds of these fine beasts roam freely across the majestic plains, grazing on canapes and Cristal, the warm night enlivened by their distinctive shrieks as they fight for social primacy in the herd.

Sharon stone switches teams (AgentBedhead)

Jenna Jameson retires  (CelebritySmack)

You don’t know Tom Cruise Scientology indoctrination videos! I do! (Defamer)

Paris Hilton goes down again (CelebWarship)

Clay Aiken is totally gangsta, straight up (HolyCandy)

Matthew McConaughey went skyclad at the country club (Dlisted)

Amy Winehouse is Sporty Smack Spice (BittenAndBound)

Zac Efron, choirboy (Derober)

Mary J. Blige may be on ‘roids (CeleBitchy)

Nicole Kidman’s life on the needle (Nachobaby)

Tila Tequila, slutty, superannuated schoolgirl (TheGrumpiest)

Somebody has Tom Cruise by the balls (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Elijah Wood rocks the Donovan bouffant (EvilBeet)

Salma Hayek unveils Valentina (DailyStab)

Oral review: Monica Lewinsky’s anniversary (Gawker)

Famous leg-crosser Sharon Stone has found herself a nice little side earner breathing life into staid corporate functions and other marketing-type events where gift bags are dispensed like highly addictive prescription drugs:

ANYONE who wants “Basic Instinct” star Sharon Stone to host an event will have to pay up. Insiders say she pulls $175,000 for a mere 30 minutes of face time at noncharitable events. “Sharon is starting to attend store openings and corporate events. In return, she receives major cash,” said a source. Stone’s agent did not return calls.

To be fair, these unceasing demands on the lady’s wacky hospitality do take a lot out of her.  When she’s not at work it’s all she can do to tourniquet her throbbing head to keep the precious crazy from leaking out.

One is famously crazy about cookies the other is famous for being a crazy cookie.

MANOLO: Make-a-Wish? Is it too late to hope for the return of the hoop skirt?

PLUMCAKE: She probably just thought she was granting some sick kid’s pervy dying request. Just a tip for next time Shaz, very few cancer kiddies send in notes on prison stationery.

SPIRIT FINGERS: Ta-da! Just in case you didn’t see it the first time round, back in 1992! It’s important to roll it out for each new generation you know.

PLUMCAKE: Plus it’s totally au courant. Everyone knows labia is the new black.

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