Oh what to do when you want to distract others from noticing your unfortunate choice of footwear. Do you leave the shutters open as Cynthia Rowley has brazenly done or adopt Olivia Palermo’s approach of hurriedly boarding them up as if a hurricane’s on the way?
Miley Cyrus and her long-lost twin (Lolebrity)
Peter Coyote takes on George Clooney (AgentBedhead)
The John McCain terrorist fist bump (WOW)
10 sexiest humans alive (Pajiba)
Christian Bale arrested for Oedipal assault (Websters)
RIP Estelle Getty (CelebritySmack)
Cindy and Greg Brady do lunch, charity work (SeriouslyOMG)
A man, his wife, and their surgeon (Radar)
Kate Moss is off the market again (UKPopsugar)
Hollywood’s rich list (PerezHilton)
John Edwards triangle trapeziod (NationalEnquirer)
Shia Laboeuf on the run (JustJared)
From the Department of Bad Ideas: Wino to work with addicts (Mollygood)
Jennifer Aniston really shouldn’t be commenting on newspaper sites (ImNotObsessed)
Play the Britney Spears White Trash game (IBBB)
Natalie Portman in Bollywood Blockbuster! (CandyKirby)
A cougar can’t change her spots (GoFugYourself)
Big surprise: Miley Cyrus to film nude scenes (DailyStab)
The Mad Socialite of YouTube is evicted (CelebritySmack)
Top Five Valley Girls (Defamer)
Matt Damon ar Canoodlian? (Lolebrity)
Brit Naomi Campbell represents Africa (AgentBedhead)
Mary-Kate Olsen brings, wears, the kimono and kiltie-based Wackness (CelebritySmack)
Brangelina donates $1million to help children of war (Websters)
Amy Winehouse downsizes the party (DListed)
Sigourney in space? (DailyStab)
Ben Affleck talks about the Congo (ImNotObsessed)
Barack Obama loses the bimbo vote! (CandyKirby)
Cruise Beckham (CelebDirtyLaundry)
GyllenSpooning (JustJared)
Five dumbest reality show gimmicks (Mollygood)
Gayest movie robots (Radar)
Prince Harry, rump roast inspector (UKPopsugar)
Mario Lopez ChestHairGate! (Defamer)
Tim McGraw boots an attacker (CeleBitchy)
I didn’t know Ashanti was in Ice Capades (GoFugYourself)
Oprah’s is the biggest I’ve ever seen! (CrunkAndDisorderly)
Kanye’s mother’s Doctor Death no longer Doctor, DUI’d for good measure (PerezHilton)
Well, what do you know? You CAN be too thin! (ParkAvenuePeerage)
She may be living in the lap of luxury but this is the face of a woman who has known incredible hardship and suffering, and is fully conversant with the grim reality of Donald Trump in his birthday suit.
Naomi Campbell, trash collector (CandyKirby)
da hedlynz. dey rite demselvz (Lolebrity)
Omarosa makes The Bitch Switch (DirtyDirtDirt)
Breaking: Reality tv has standards! (CelebWarship)
Calum takes his Best shot at Lindsay Lohan (GabbyBabble)
50 Cent gives Taco Bell his two cents (AgentBedhead)
Amy Winehouse is down for the count (CelebritySmack)
Hathaway hath a haircut (DailyStab)
Shia Labeouf sets off alarms (ImNotObsessed)
No love for the Love Guru (CeleBitchy)
Michael Jackson’s kids photographed (CityRag)
Tom Selleck’s driving down these days (AllieIsWired)
Kelly Ripa is a Tippi Hedren impersonator (DanasDirt)
Jaden Smith takes after his dad (Websters)
My Little Celebrity Pony? (BuzzSugar)
Helen Hunt and the wonders of Photoshop (CelebSlam)
Mandy Moore is NOT dating the elderly Canuck (PopSugar)
A Spears in college? Never! (IBBB)
Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker are cruel to their son (DListed)
It’s a Desperate Housewife vs The Trumpster’s ex-wife! But both have been lucky in love lately - one marrying her French loverboy, the other making an honest man out of her Italian toyboy.
Angelina’s family goes Goth for Mother’s Day (BlackCelebrityKids)
Jack White, rock god, superhero (AgentBedhead)
Suri Cruise and Brooklyn Beckham sitting in a tree… (Defamer)
Hip Hop outings: not exactly a trip to Radio City Music Hall (Gawker)
Ben- does not blame -nifer any longer (SeriouslyOMG)
Anna Wintour in couture Cthulhu (POTO)
Madonna is a diva? PERISH THE THOUGHT! (DailyStab)
Busted! Slutty prom dress brings arrest from the (fashion) police (CelebritySmack)
Happy Mother’s Day to two of Hollywood’s finest (CandyKirby)
Hayden Panettiere happy to play for the other team (ImNotObsessed)
Wino of the Woods (DListed)
Kiefer cuffed! (JustJared)
Jenna Bush’s wedding photos (CeleBitchy)
Brad Pitt’s new body art (SplashNews)
Retouch My Body: the video! (PerezHilton)
Winehouse walks the streets (Mollygood)
Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof v Chloe Sevigny! Who will triumph in the battle of the lace-clad lasses - one being fruity by name, the other being fruity by nature.
Scandal at the Junior League! (Gawker)
Lindsay Lohan sees dead people (Defamer)
Looking for Bobby Fischer? Ask Lindsay Lohan (Mollygood)
Katherine Heigl is a Cosmo Girl (Jezebel)
Samantha Morton thinks Keira Knightly should sack up (AgentBedhead)
Lindsay Lohan’s tans are like Britney Spears’s weaves (CelebritySmack)
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were breaking up when the baby was born (CeleBitchy)
Is that a scepter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, Prince William (POTP)
Bette Midler is looking a little rough (BringingBloggingBack)
When Coldplayers attack: Chris Martin gives the catchy, whiny beatdown to a pap (TheBlemish)
Jessica Alba, now with 20% more boob! (Ninjadude)
The Scientology quiz! (Dlisted)
The C List loves them some Britney! (HolyCandy)
Colin Farrell rocks the Yasser Arafat look (ImNotObsessed)
Getting into Gary Coleman’s pants will cost you almost half a mil (E!Online)
Mix & Match celebrity hair (CityRag)
How do you spell “crazy?” C-O-U-R-T-N-E-Y-L-O-V-E (Websters)
Wil Wheaton hates Wesley Crusher as much as you do (PerezHilton)
Is Lindsay Lohan dressed for her wedding? (EvilBeet)
Etiquette and Facebook: What Would Jane Austen Do? (Maupuia Masala)
George Clooney named UN Peace Messenger. War totally breaking out in my bedroom in five minutes (ICYDK)
50 most powerful celebrity babies (Defamer)
Don’t hassel the Hoff: he’s back in rehab! (CeleBitchy)
Prince Harry, prince of hearts (or certain organs, anyway) (Jezebel)
Adrian Grenier, volunteer, plus one (Websters)
No Wii for Paula Abdul! (Yeeeeah)
Katie Holmes shares Tom Cruise’s turn-ons. Travolta unavailable for comment? (Fox)
Toni Collette, still pregnant, sporting Spanish moss disguise (TheMeatScale)
Samantha Ronson makes Perez Hilton look good (PrettyBoring)
Jessica Simpson is big in Texas. Wow, so it’s true! (ASocialitesLife)
Jennifer Aniston uses hankie! (HollywoodRag)
ICANHAZINAPPROPRIATELOLZ? (BestWeekEver)
They tried to make her go to rehab and she said “Soon, soon, soon.” (Mollygood)
Bai Ling gets her picture taken with Santa (DListed)
The Beckham family rocks the Cobain family look (PopSugar)
Victoria shows off the new funbags (HollywoodTuna)
Graffiti holy grail found in NYC (CityRag)
Winona Ryder sex tape shocker (raincoaster)
VH1 makes ‘em, breaks ‘em. NEXT! (CelebritySmack)
Tori Amos tosses fit, cellphone chatters, mid-song (YouTube)
You stay classy, David Gest (HolyCandy)
You stay classy, Hugh Grant! (ImNotObsessed)
Britney’s sick. Big surprise there. (US)
Rosie O’Donnell, American Gladiator? (AgentBedhead) (does this deserve the Athletes tag?)
Britney and Jamie-Lynn attacked! (Adeline and Hazel)
Kiefer Sutherland hasn’t got time to plead not guilty! (TMZ)
But he does have time to do 48 days (PerezHilton)
Charlie Sheen’s girl is a RealDoll (Defamer)
Lindsay Lohan is high on puns (OK!)
Hoff is off! (the wagon) (Mollygood)
Linday Lohan and Joey Buttafuoco…wait, what? (Mr.Paparazzi)
Forward Britney’s resume to HR! Thank me later (HolyCandy)
TomKat out to dinner, not lunch (I’mNotObsessed)
Nicole Richie’s baby bump gets bigger, browner (DailyStab)
Jude Law IS Celebrity Dave (AgentBedhead)
Vince Neil’s wife, Amanda Lepore? (CelebritySmack)
Tom Cruise’s blackmailer’s death “suspicious.” You don’t say? (CeleBitchy)
Has Angelina Jolie had a schnozzoplasty? (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
George Clooney is never living this one down (Jossip)
Britney passed her drug test (DListed)
Tinsley Mortimer’s poncho, life are not like yours (ParkAvenuePeerage)
Victoria Beckham to play flying monkey? (TheMeatScale)
Jennifer Lopez keeps mum (GirlsTalkinSmack)
John Stamos plays doctor at Disney World (JustJared)
