I can never decide if I’m an 80′s girl (DuranDuran makes my skin crawl, but I adore early Madonna and U2) or a 90′s girl (U2 again, Nirvana, and the post-punk scene), but Twin Peaks is certainly greater than anything the 80′s ever came up with (I mean, Dynasty?). And it was 25 years ago today that Laura Palmer died, kicking off the whole mysterious boondoggle, inspiring many, many more.
From the equally mysterious Gawker Dating site comes this anonymous posting…
Diane, I really need some help on this one.
No, I’m not stuck in the Black Lodge or possessed again. I’m just starting to get lonely on my endless assignment in this weird, remote place.
Sometimes I’m romantically pursued by teenagers, or else I fall for convent-bound types. But what I really need is someone who can appreciate a slice of cherry pie and a damn fine cup of coffee.
Do you know anyone like that, Diane? Because at this point I’m totally willing to relocate.
Surely somewhere out there is a woman who just likes a slice of cherry pie and a damn fine cup of coffee…Volunteers to the left.