After much dogged but gentlemanly persistence from Mickey Rourke, this must be the moment when Rachel Evan Wood thought “Oh what the heck, what’s having another freak’s tongue down my throat? Let me at him!”

There must be more purpose to this daring getup than providing a gratuitous display of perfectly toned legs.  Perhaps she needs the freedom of movement to perform a complicated floor routine that will involve many jumps and split leaps? And maybe the missing strips of her dress will make an appearance during the ribbon twirling segment of the competition?

I don’t know why they call it the walk of shame – nowadays most young ladies make a pleasant stroll out of it and even offer to sign autographs along the way!

What do you think, is this too much?  Personally I would have kept the tattoo covered because some things are just better left to the imagination, d’you know what I mean?

It’s the battle of the actresses portraying aviatrixes, Amy Adams as Amelia Earhart vs Hilary Swank as Amelia Earhart! Who do you prefer - the pert, dolled up Amelia or the plucky boyish version?  

You know what would make this whole getup look much better? Some sparkly lace, Swarovski rhinestones, a mink jacket lined with yet more rhinestones and maybe even matching boots. Oh and a 100 pound cape made of ostrich feathers. Only then would I, and the blessed spirit of Liberace approve.

As demonstrated by Raven Symone:
1. Wear eye mask to sleep
2. Wake up with eye mask still on
3. Carefully find way to wardrobe 
4. Get dressed
5. Remove eye mask and voila! You may now gasp in amazement at the sheer WTF of it all!

Miley Cyrus has a baggage (Lolebrity)

The Chosen Twins start life $3 million in debt to People Magazine (AllieIsWired)

Amy Winehouse Junkie Monkey ice cream on indefinite hold (AgentBedhead)

Simon LeBon fishing for crabs/Jake Gyllenhaal um no comment (CelebritySmack)

Robert Downey Jr’s 70′s pornstar womb broom (Websters)

Harry Potter and the Fanfic of NSFW (CityRag)

Not your grandpa’s Olympics: nip slip! (DrunkenStepfather)(NSFW)(don’t fire me boss!)

Peaches “Clean and Sober” Geldof weds guy she was not technically dating (BittenAndBound)

Milli Banana: even China’s adorable children are fake! (DListed)

Gwyneth looks fabulous, does not care about your bruised shins, plebe (CelebWarship)

Tom Cruise loses part to Angelina Jolie (DailyStab)

Brooke Hogan both tasteless and…Brooke Hogan (MollyGood)

Cougarboobs! (Defamer)

Ryan Seacrest, boytoy (CandyKirby)

Sharon Stone embargoes her camel toe (IBBB)

Thanks to these shoes, Rachel Bilson’s feet can withstand nuclear attack! (JustJared)

Tropic Thunder premiere attended by everyone but Thor himself (UKPopsugar)