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Amanda Bynes fynds werk

amanda bynes is a harry monster

amanda bynes is a harry monster

We were worried about the girl recently, what with playing pachinko with her BMW and Range Rover and the stripping off in a Spinning class and all. Thank DOG that’s over, because as you can see, she has nailed a part in a high-profile remake of a beloved classic film. Honestly, she’s a natural.

YOU CAST WHO?

YOU CAST WHO?

Kat Dem Tings

Kat Dem Tings

Kat Dem Tings

“Did you get your shot boys? You got it? Tell me you got it!” and with that, Kat Dennings’s shoulder blades snapped back into place and she went back to her standard 34B.

This red carpet appearance has been sponsored by the miracle of modern cantilever engineering.

Nooey Deschanel

Nooey Deschanel

Nooey Deschanel

What a difference a decade and a dye job make.

Ashley Greene: Breaking Waistband

Ashley Greene at the Breaking Waistband premiere

Ashley Greene at the Breaking Waistband premiere

Nice try, Ashley! Good work at the Canadian Breaking Dawn premiere, pandering to Canuckistani patriotism with the obligatory red outfit on the red carpet (presumably the white is your refreshingly un-orange self). But even though Canada isn’t Paris, it was still a bad idea to try to repurpose Aunt Suzie’s maternity separates as a red carpet gown without so much as a judicious safety-pinning.

What a waist!

What a waist!

Michelle Williams Lights Up Our Lives

Michelle Williams lights up our lives in Oscar de la Renta

Michelle Williams lights up our lives in Oscar de la Renta

Oh honey, no. I don’t care how much fun you’re having (and when you think of fun-loving starlets, doesn’t your mind automatically go first to Michelle Williams?) the lampshade goes on your head!

Did Oscar de la Renta do this one too?

It doesn’t turn us on.

Friday Caption Contest: Chloe Richardson

What is this? I can’t even…

Ladies and gentlemen, “actress” Chloe Sevigny dressed as hipstervert photog Terry Richardson. You know what to do.

Chloe Richardson

Chloe Richardson

Cut it Short

Amanda Seyfried cut short

Amanda Seyfried cut short

Isn`t Amanda Seyfried just adorable? She can`t wait to start her first day of school at the Mena Suvari Academy for Starlets Who Never Quite Reached Their Full Potential. Or the bathroom on time.

Net Loss

Kate Bosworth Blinding Burberry

Kate Bosworth Blinding Burberry

Pity the lovely (yet somewhat gnarled) Kate Bosworth, seen here trying to get as far away as possible from her party frock. No matter how much Burberry paid her to get into that monstrosity, it couldn’t have been easy to appear in public this way. It’s as the designer got incredibly high on acid and created to commemorate a gruesome, drawn-out butterfly death scene from Pink Floyd:’s The Wall.

They wouldn’t do this to Emma Watson, would they Kate?

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