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Who wore it better?

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008
By Spirit Fingers

GirlishTomboyish

It’s the battle of the actresses portraying aviatrixes, Amy Adams as Amelia Earhart vs Hilary Swank as Amelia Earhart! Who do you prefer - the pert, dolled up Amelia or the plucky boyish version?  


Suggestions for improvement

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008
By Spirit Fingers

Human towel roll dispenser

You know what would make this whole getup look much better? Some sparkly lace, Swarovski rhinestones, a mink jacket lined with yet more rhinestones and maybe even matching boots. Oh and a 100 pound cape made of ostrich feathers. Only then would I, and the blessed spirit of Liberace approve.


Get the look in 5 easy steps

Monday, August 18th, 2008
By Spirit Fingers

Whoa, I did that to myself?

As demonstrated by Raven Symone:
1. Wear eye mask to sleep
2. Wake up with eye mask still on
3. Carefully find way to wardrobe 
4. Get dressed
5. Remove eye mask and voila! You may now gasp in amazement at the sheer WTF of it all!


Raspberry Margarita and Hot Tub Links

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008
By raincoaster

Miley Cyrus has a baggage (Lolebrity)

The Chosen Twins start life $3 million in debt to People Magazine (AllieIsWired)

Amy Winehouse Junkie Monkey ice cream on indefinite hold (AgentBedhead)

Simon LeBon fishing for crabs/Jake Gyllenhaal um no comment (CelebritySmack)

Robert Downey Jr’s 70’s pornstar womb broom (Websters)

Harry Potter and the Fanfic of NSFW (CityRag)

Not your grandpa’s Olympics: nip slip! (DrunkenStepfather)(NSFW)(don’t fire me boss!)

Peaches “Clean and Sober” Geldof weds guy she was not technically dating (BittenAndBound)

Milli Banana: even China’s adorable children are fake! (DListed)

Gwyneth looks fabulous, does not care about your bruised shins, plebe (CelebWarship)

Tom Cruise loses part to Angelina Jolie (DailyStab)

Brooke Hogan both tasteless and…Brooke Hogan (MollyGood)

Cougarboobs! (Defamer)

Ryan Seacrest, boytoy (CandyKirby)

Sharon Stone embargoes her camel toe (IBBB)

Thanks to these shoes, Rachel Bilson’s feet can withstand nuclear attack! (JustJared)

Tropic Thunder premiere attended by everyone but Thor himself (UKPopsugar)


Minnie Driver in: Freudian Analysis!

Monday, August 11th, 2008
By raincoaster

Minnie Driver has a lovely nightgown

 

Umpteen-months-pregnant Minnie Driver knows she’s had this dream before, but she can’t remember when.


Elisabeth Rohm, grows her own clothes

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008
By Spirit Fingers

Is this what you call salad dressing?

Wow Elisabeth’s looking really quite fresh and healthy lately. Packed with vitamins and minerals, rich in antioxidants even. See what happens when you make the switch to organic fashion!


Dita von Teese, ready for contingencies

Thursday, July 31st, 2008
By Spirit Fingers

It beats carrying a handbag

As much as Dita von Teese always looks so fabulously well put together, occasionally it borders on being overly prepared. What’s that she’s got stuffed down the front of her dress, do you reckon?  A spare belt in case dessert sends her waistline over the edge and rips the existing belt asunder? A compact folding umbrella in case of a sudden downpour of rain? Or one of those rolls for storing gigantic makeup brushes should there be a need to repaint her face during the night?


Amber Tamblyn, waiting for traveling pants to arrive

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008
By Spirit Fingers

Fits like a six-fingered glove

I don’t know about this choice of outfit for the premiere about a movie involving pants that magically fit everyone.  All I know is that there’s clearly no magic in these pair of overalls, otherwise they could have hemmed themselves and worked it so there would be way less puckering at the back.


Decision time: Maggie Gyllenhaal or Kate Walsh

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
By Spirit Fingers

Roomier than the Batmobile

At some point in all our lives, everyone will encounter this age old dilemma - whether to wear something that looks vastly better from the back than the front, or vice versa.  If push came to shove, which way would you swing?

Protects my back from my ponytail


Jaime King, human greeting card

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
By Spirit Fingers

The breeze, it tickles!

This is actually kind of cute, for a homemade wedding card.  What do you think it says when the chest flap is lifted?  “I hope you’re very happy together”? “Look, no bra!”? Or “I’m sorry the shoes don’t quite work in this instance”?


Odd one out

Thursday, July 17th, 2008
By Spirit Fingers

Spot the post-coital hair
1. Victoria Beckham  2. Sophia Bush  3. Danica Patrick  4. Anika Sorenstam

Here’s a nifty little game to test even the keenest of eyes.  One of us had a thoroughly enjoyable romp in the back of the limo on the way over the ESPY Awards.  Can you figure out which one just by looking from the neck up?


Rumer Willis, embarrassing canines

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
By Spirit Fingers

Therapy dog needs therapy

Hey petowners, as a general rule, it is preferable to go with a bra than without.  This will make it less awkward for your canine companion because they too can understand the uncomfortable feeling of not knowing where to look.







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