Manolo says, first the photoshoppers came for Katie Couric, and now they have reductified the luscious America Ferrera!

When will this madness stop?

Phew, one pink stripe. Guess it was just those morning-after tacos talkin’.

Manolo says, Ayyyyy! La Lohan has been forced to beg for money from her friends.

Lindsay, 21, resorted to begging, the sources, say, because her manager mom, Dina, has temporarily cut her off from what’s left of the fortune she made starring in hit films like Mean Girls and Freaky Friday.

“Dina must think Lohan is a serious addict, and she’s afraid if she gives her even $20, she’ll run out and buy drugs and booze,” says an insider close tot he family…

“Lindsay wants money – what she calls ‘cake’ – now,” says a source. She’s even asked guys she’s only met two or three times to hand over $10,000. That’s what she always asks for: 10K.”

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“When Lindsay asked me, after her second arrest, I kind of laughed because she’s a big movie star, right? Why does she need money from me?” the industry insider asks. “She explained her money was ‘tied up.’ She wasn’t even nice about it. She said ‘I’m good for it, I’ll make a huge comeback. I am, after all, the most famous person on the planet right now!’”

Riiing

Lindsay Lohan. You know, La Lohan, Superstar.

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Manolo says, here is the latest news from the land of the vapid.

After being jailed Paris Hilton vowed to no longer “act dumb”, but in her first interview since her release it was hard to tell if she was acting or not…

When asked what made her happy, the new, more serious heiress told of her love for her pet monkeys and ferrets.

And despite being single, Paris, 26, bizarrely declared: “I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.”

One can only imagine what sort of exercises this entails.

Keira generally didn’t mind dealing with reporters but when it came to questions about her weight, her fangs would inevitably come out. “Fools,” she hissed, “Of course I’m naturally thin. How often do you see an obese vampire? And don’t you dare accuse me of promoting unhealthy dieting. I love fat people – they taste fab!”