Ayyyy!

For Stella we give thanks, because without her, who’d we have to laugh at all damn week? Announcing our winner for last week’s contest:

Stella McCartney

Mudhooks
February 26, 2012 at 3:12 am

Specially designed for Kim Kardashian…

Congratulations and imaginary swag to Mudhooks! To her we hypothetically present the avian-themed imaginary
Riki Rosetta Anastasia Small Satchel in White Ostrich Leather to honour this design turkey.

Oh, Stella, this is not your best work. We’re going to do it to you in the captions, and we’re going to do it to you hard.

Stella McCartney

Oh my, Heather Mills’s new line of “recycled” clothing isn’t pretty. It looks, in fact, like something the cat dragged in…from the bins out behind the local bordello. Behold…

This jumpsuit? Had the front row shouting “Jump! Jump!”

Girl, you can work it as fiercely as you want; it ain’t gonna work.

Formal shorts have met their match: tuxedo manpris.

In fact, this collection brought joy to only one viewer on Earth:
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All are ready for a night of glamourous excess, but which one of us should really stop shopping from exotic dancewear catalogues?

Here’s an Election Day special – a pair of pantsuits for those without political ambitions.  Which one gets your grudging endorsement?