Here’s a refreshing sight - a little girl all dressed up as…a little girl! As the Project Runway judges would say “you really understood the challenge here, love the way the colours play against each other and you’ve brought us something that is fresh, modern and fun. By far the most cohesive look of this birthday party. Well done, Leni.”
This week we turn our attention to the crime-solving, case-breaking, crook-nabbing ladies of the small screen. Your mission is to sleuth away at the hidden identities below and name these actresses/tv characters.
Answers will be put up on Thursday morning. I await your answers with much suspense and tension.
Catherine Zeta-Jones is back in the limelight, promoting her new movie and reminding us that she is still hotness incarnate:
The Oscar-winner has two children with husband Michael Douglas, and Death Defying Acts sees Zeta-Jones stepping into a motherly role on screen.”Obviously, my career is expanding and I am a mother and so I’m not going to be rip-roaring in corsets playing a 19-year-old because I’m not, I’m 38 years old,” she said.
“I’m actually really lucky and glad these other roles have come along and I can play a mother.”
But, she said, she wasn’t about to abandon sexy roles altogether.
“In my next movie, which is an untitled movie at the moment, you’ll be seeing a lot more of me, put it that way,” she said.
“I’m not going to be playing old grannies anytime soon.
“You see, I haven’t actually reached my sexiest point yet.”
This is heartening to hear and we look forward to seeing what Catherine has in store for us, even as her younger co-stars wring their hands in fear and worry at her impending peak in sexiness.
When done properly, the effect can be pretty damn spectacular.
Happy Australia Day to our readers from the land of Down Under!
Let’s raise our schooners together and toast this fair nation that is girt by sea, this sunburnt country that has spawned some of the best and brightest talent in Hollywood. And now, I shall call upon the exhilarating Hugh Jackman to take us away with his vibrant maracas and tight shiny pants.
Given the depressing state of celebrity news over the past few days, we must turn to the always effervescent Dolly Parton to lighten the mood:
Country legend DOLLY PARTON refuses to conform to contemporary fashion trends - because she’s happiest when dressed like “a whore”. The 9 To 5 star - who has admitted having extensive cosmetic surgery - believes her trashy image is the secret to her successful career. The 62-year-old says, “People know I have no taste, no style, no class. If I have any class it’s all low. A cartoon character is how I see myself and it’s worked for me for 40 years. “Even after I got enough money where I could afford to dress properly, what kind of fun would that be? Hell, they know I look like a whore. No matter how much I spend or how I dress, I’m still gonna look cheap.”
This coming from someone who remembers to put on underwear and not leave it hanging out the back of her dress, keeps her bosomly charms safely reined in, abstains from wearing ripped or stained clothing and is selective about the quality of her wigs. You ain’t fooling us one bit, you sassy classy lady.
Heath Ledger, 28, RIP (Gawker)
Heath Ledger’s scarily foreshadowing interview (PerezHilton)
Heath Ledger’s final bow (Defamer)
Now that Suzanne Pleshette is gone, it’s all up to Angie Dickinson (raincoaster)
P. Doody has another name change (CelebritySmack)
Angelina Jolie is DISSED! (WebstersIsMyBitch)
Scarlett Johansson’s boobs cheer up the troops (AgentBedhead)
Lindsay Lohan wins two Razzies! (HollywoodOffender)
Christina Aguilera’s baby is one of the Chosen People (GabbyBabble)
The TomKat robot! (PrettyOnTheOutside)
Dita VonTeese offers you her secret weapon (CelebWarship)
The John Travolta Scientology video, in case you thought you’d seen them all (CeleBitchy)
Beauty Queen bitchfight (Dlisted)
Margaret Cho lets flow (HuffPo)
Mena Suvari rocks the Auntie Entity Beyond Thunderdome look (GoFugYourself)
Charlie Sheen vs Denise Richards: classfest! (HolyCandy)
Nicole Richie watched herself give birth in the mirror (ImNotObsessed)
30 Seconds to SARS (Mollygood)
While Queen Latifah plays an embezzling Federal Reserve employee in her latest movie, in real life she’s savvy enough not to fall for get rich quick schemes:
In a wild market, follow the sage market advice of entertainer Queen Latifah and billionaire investor Carl Icahn, Jim Cramer said on CNBC’s “Stop Trading!” segment Wednesday.
“Let me just tell you that Queen Latifah has the right approach,” Cramer said. “In these … treacherous markets … you know something, Queen Latifah’s kind of got it figured out.” Cramer summed up Latifah’s approach to the market as patient and focused on the long term.
If she gets bored of making movies, perhaps she can turn her attention into being a turbocharged investment guru with her own tv show. How much fun would it be to watch Queen screaming epithets at the central banks and berating us with stuff like “Girl, you gotta dump that stock like a lying cheating no-good boyfriend! Those jokers are bringing down the house for real! Oh it’s bad, real bad, baby! Here’s a hot tip: You need to take your money to go buy a clue!”
Paris and Nicky “TwigletThighs” Hilton go shopping (I’mNotObsessed)
Brad Pitt just has a wide stance (HolyCandy)
Jessica and Ashlee Simpson and Emmy Rossum lounging chez GQ (DailyStab)
Britney has an entertaining new stalker (CelebritySmack)
Meanwhile, so do gossip blog receptionists (WOWReport)
It’s official: World’s Biggest Gold-Digger (GabbyBabble)
Snub Madonna at your own risk (AgentBedhead)
Julia Roberts, beloved by beyotches (ASocialite’sLife)
Kneel to the disco-tastic glory that is Joan Collins (TheMeatScale)
Pete Doherty is clean, sober, still rather a basketcase (DListed)
Snoop Doggy Dawg is in da menz room! (Mollygood)
Britney kin reed, y’all (INFDaily)
Even Gwyneth Paltrow’s kitchen is perfect (AllieIsWired)
Mandy Moore LOVES the Raffi (BricksAndStones)
Mazel Tov, Drew Carey (Defamer)
Everybody’s pregnant: Lauryn Hill edition (YouhgBlackAndFabulous)
The Inflatable Prince Harry (PerezHilton)
Isabella Blow, styled by Alexander McQueen and Frank Frazetta (SassyBella)
Christina Aguilera registers for baby presents (HollywoodOffender)
Zahara Jolie-Pitt flips the bird (TeenyManolo)
Is Ryan Gosling more Ryan Cygnet lately? (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Britney finds her destiny (PopSugar)
Is EVERYBODY pregnant? Nicole Kidman edition (Celebitchy)
Catherine Zeta-Jones’s marriage tips (I’mNotObsessed)
Coffee-wielding Britney fan seeks Chris Crocker-style stardom (Defamer)
The fifty best breasts in movie history (what, no Fabio?) (Filmthreat)
Sean Astin is still Goonie, after all these years (MTV)
Britney hides from her children (TMZ)
Who wore it best: Beckham or Bird? (HolyCandy)
Prince Harry’s sinuses are clean as a whistle (CelebritySmack)
The Pamela Anderson Husband-O-Matic (AgentBedhead)
Avril really knows how to work a mic (TheBlemish)
Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are puck bunnies (Daily Stab)
Britney: fired, barred, ejected, dangerous, subpoena’d, custodyless, and still stuck with Federline (Agent Bedhead)
Sugababes vs James Blunt, pot vs kettle (Celebrity Smack)
Mary-Louise Parker adopts a baby (We Love Celebs)
Sally Field’s bleep is the quote o’ the day (GabbyBabble)
Barry Manilow vs Elizabeth Hasselbeck (Gone Hollywood)
David Beckham joins the Men in Black (Holy Candy)
Lindsay Lohan’s street style (Cityrag)
Keira Knightly is HUUUUUUGE! (I’m Not Obsessed)
Tori Amos serenades Britney Spears (LA Rag Mag)
Angelina Jolie trips out at Disneyland (Pop on the Pop)
Chloe Sevigny’s rehab-themed photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar (Hollywood Backwash)
Paula Abdul and her metrosexual man (HolyMoly)
Jennifer Garner is the superfantastic! (Popsugar)
Ozzie and Sharon’s new crib (WizbangPop)
Shia Le Buff (WOW Report)
O.J. has a girlfriend? (Glossip)
Sharon Stone does Dior (Players, Haters, and Imitators)
Chris Crocker-themed Myspace graphics (MyMyspace)
When wearing bright red, you can either NOT look like a hot mess
Or you can be Mischa Barton at a Marc Jacobs fashion show.
The choice, ladies, is entirely up to you.
