And the people are…

Catherine Zeta-Jones messy, still hotter than anyone you know (DanasDirt)

Trista Sutter, celebrity mom, self-hating whale (TeenyManolo)

Pete Doherty dumps Irina Lazareanu, targets Kate Moss (TheRadReport)

Scarlett Johansson gives away body parts to her men (CelebWarship)

Amy Winehouse won’t get sloshed before concerts, unlike the audience (WendyWayrad)

Katie Holmes, bastard spawn of Tinkerbell and Godzilla (GoFugYourself)

Ashley Olsen’s Donald Duck impression (ImNotObsessed)

Owen Wilson interview goes live at the witching hour (EvilBeet)

Cindy Crawford, serial sellout (DerekHail)

Natalie Portman, nude no more! (DailyStab)

Renee Zellweger rocks the inpatient look (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Britney Spears carrys drugs in her purse (HollywoodBackwash)

Japan makes Posh Spice smile (Glosslip)

Jessica Biel pulls a Britney Spears move, attacks with brolly (CelebSlam)

Keanu Reeves, 43, has girlfriend, 20 (GabbyBabble)

Borat sued for making etiquette expert look uptight. Whodathunkit? (HolyCandy)

Britney’s hit and run charge dismissed, DWL sticks (PopOnThePop)

Beyonce is your fat aunt (Fatback)

The Unsexiest Women: the blowback (2BlogOrNot2Blog)

Paris Hilton not to molest Rwanda just yet (Oscar Valdez)

Willie Nelson’s celebrity tractor race (Stillisstillmoving)

If a sex doll could sing, it would sound like this (MrTabloid)

Celebrity houses in Malibu wildfire danger (I’mNotObsessed)

Nicole Kidman, fattie (HolyMoly)

Kate Moss, fattie (TheSkinnyWebsite)

Hayden Panettiere, fattie (CelebSlam)

Britney Spears, fattie (TheMeatScale)

Paris Hilton, popsicle (AgentBedhead)

Zac Efron, cutie (JustJared)

Jessica Biel, Martian (CelebritySmack)

Britney Spears, bikini-buff (DailyStab)

Ellen DeGeneris, serial dog regifter (Yeeeah)

Jake Gyllenhaal, toilet connoisseur (BricksAndStones)

Anderson Cooper, built (LARagMag)

Marie Osmond, unconscious (Defamer)

Kirstie Alley, cheater (CelebrityBabylon)

Jennifer Hudson, bridesmaid (GoFugYourself)

Bo Duke, hunk(HolyCandy)

Tyra Banks, fierce (YoungBlackAndFabulous)

Dumbledore, gay (Popwatch)

Vaughniston is ON? (DailyStab)

Ashlee Simpson’s 80′s Party pix (HolyCandy)

McDreamy pictures (GabbyBabble)

Ricky Martin, straight arrow (AgentBedhead)

Heather Mills won’t take Paul McCartney’s money…unless…(InCaseYouDidn’tKnow)

Lindsay Lohan’s huge box (BringingBloggingBack)

Ann Coulter, 46, says Jews need fixing (CelebritySmack)

Josh and Rihanna: it’s on! (PopSugar)

Orlando Bloom’s crackup, statement (X17)

Janice Dickinson gets knifed up…again (Starpulse)

Nun amok! (Defamer)

Heath Ledger and Matilda in hoodies (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Gwyneth Paltrow’s formal hotpants (I’mNotObsessed)

Maddox quits school (DListed)

Katie Holmes trains for the New York Marathon? (JustJared)

Jenny from the cell block (GoFugYourself)

The five unsexiest women alive (Maxim)

Kate Moss as the Debbie Harry Zombie (AgentBedhead)

Backstreet’s back! (DailyStab)

Michelle Rodriguez is lost for 180 days (TMZ)

Paris Hilton to annoy Kiefer Sutherland in jail (CelebritySmack)

Britney stands up kids, judge. Again. (I’mNotObsessed)

Penelope Cruz is dating down (HolyCandy)

Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight continue to avoid one another (USWeekly)

Amy Winehouse seeks freedom, fries (GlossLip)

Sarah Jessica Parker covets the scent of superior styling (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

American Idol’s Corey Clark could be touring the slammer soon (WizbangPop)

Reese Witherspoon works the red carpet without Jake (EvilBeetGossip)

Victoria Beckham’s forehead of pebbly doom (Mollygood)

Famous Hookups: just what it says (FamousHookups)

Ricky Martin rocks the sysadmin look (TheMeatScale)

OK, so maybe displaying a monstrous flesh-eating flower on your chest isn’t such a bad idea after all:

PETE Doherty decided to reveal his feelings to his ex Kate Moss with a touching and heartfelt gift – a dead mouse.
Brooches featuring a very real dead rodent are currently all the rage in New York.
Pete, 28, got the idea from grungey gob on legs Courtney Love. But there’s been no sign of Mossy, 33, donning the contents of a mousetrap.

Kudos to Mossy for not being a slave to New York convention. If she had worn the damn thing, you just know that Sienna “Single White Female” Miller would have gone one step further….over the edge:

Pictured above, looking fabulous, are Kate Moss and her replacement Courtney Love if you believe the rumours:

Rocker Courtney Love is reportedly dating Kate Moss’ rocker ex Pete Doherty.

The couple was spotted kissing and cuddling over lunch in a Wiltshire, England, pub. It is believed the former Hole frontwoman was visiting the Babyshambles singer during his spell in rehab. A source tells Britain’s The Daily Star, “It’s too early to say if it could be romance. But these two are both musicians, both self destructive and rather poetic.”

How very very true, source to The Daily Star. It doesn’t have to make sense, but the joining of two musicians in love is always a cataclysmic event, leading to a simultaneous outpouring of self-destruction and poetry. Upon hearing this latest revelation, Kate could only shake her head wildly and rend her vintage couture garment in profound despair. Her night was well and ruined but all was not lost. At least she had come up with a cute little number for the next Topshop collection.

Legendary wackaloon and plastic surgery enthusiast Janice Dickinson poses astride her noble stud for a PETA protest. The protest, however, would have been more effective had she not employed the self-same scanties and manties technique to protest Pollo Loco’s additional 25 cent charge for extra salsa earlier that week.