Let’s start the week right with some eye candy, shall we? Presenting Prince Hot Ginge:

As Borat would say, “verrrrry niiiiiiiiice!” The great thing about uniforms is, if they look bad the entire country complains about them until they get fixed; in a way, it’s sort of crowdsourcing design. Yes, there are practical considerations to which one must Iraqiesce. Sure, it may never be as sleek as if Hedi Slimane got his hands on it, but on the plus side, most of the recruits would be able to fit into the uniforms without contracting cosmetic tuberculosis first.

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And her own underwear, assuming she’s wearing any. Which, with her, is not a safe bet.

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What do you think she’s trying to say with this look? Put it in the comments and win fabulous, completely imaginary prizes!

Or maybe just the nearest heavenly body?

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Ah, gaze upon the lovely Carmen Dell’Orefice, known to fashionistas as the oldest working supermodel and to readers of Vanity Fair as one of Bernie Madoff’s higher-profile victims. I’ve nothing snarky to say (for once) and just posted this because it’s been quite some time since we featured someone just because they were beautiful and beautifully dressed. So here. Consider her the human fashion version of the unicorn chaser.

Okay, Sven Kramer, my imaginary boyfriend, you may have gotten the gold for the fastest skater and the gold for the purtiest Olympian other than Johnny “Fierce” Weir, but I’m still saying the Russian in the back there wins the platinum medal in the fashion Olympics. Don’t nobody look their best in orange. Not even you:

And seriously; ankle socks?

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Ah, who am I kidding? Like I can afford brand-name drugs. I dunno what this is, but it dried up my nose just fine and hasn’t seemed to cause any sideaffex at al an i bot ity frum lenny out bac. i is fien.

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British Supermodel Agyness Deyn blows out the flame on a be-candled cupcake, the only part of the combo she will consume.