Ayyyy!

The photographers are out to get Katherine Heigl (Websters)

Dear Kanye… (SeriouslyOMG)

Good Girl/Bad Girl hair wars: Beyonce vs Kate Moss (Lolebrity)

Wedding bells for gays in California (Mollygood)

Jennifer Aniston is being “actressy” again (Jossip)

Joan Rivers is too sweary for England (PerezHilton)

Led Zeppelin wins best live act: what year is this? (UKPopSugar)

Billy Ray Cyrus is a metaphor machine (Radar)

George Takei gets a marriage license (JustJared)

Paris Hilton schooled on puppy abuse (WizbangPop)

Jennifer Lopez takes Skeletor for a walk (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

Eddie Murphy has a big head (DListed)

Usher is a sexpert? (ImNotObsessed)

Ho-down at the Bunny Hutch (CandyKirby)

Tara Reid not dead, waitressing at pirate bar (GoFugYourself)

Get Smart is on BoobieWatch Patrol (NinjaDude)

Will Smith vs Willow Smith (DailyStab)

Scott Baio’s baby’s health scare (CelebritySmack)

Chris Rock has something in common with Pete Doherty (AgentBedhead)

Heidi Fleiss puts the “mad” in “madam” (Defamer)

Lily Allen miscarriage (PerezHilton)

Was Gywneth Paltrow’s hospital visit pregnancy-related? (HollywoodBackwash)

B52s release a new album (WOWReport)

Pete Doherty wears lingerie (Yeeeeah)

Or maybe he goes commando (AgentBedhead)

Amy Winehouse’s husband is a Mommy’s Boy (CelebWarship)

Diddy needs a new parasol valet (ASocialitesLife)

Piven buys dresses for women he’s never met (Mollygood)

Tara Reid; your drunk boobie pix roundup (Cityrag)

Sarah Jessica Parker pretends she didn’t have a nose job (ImNotObsessed)

There’s more than one Britney Spears? OH NOES! (JustJared)

Oprah fires Dr Phil’s Britney-bandwagon-jumping opportunistic Texas ass (Popbytes)

Hasselhoff holidays in rehab, lives out Fairytale of New York (CeleBitchy)

Rachel Ray throws coffee diva fit (HolyCandy)

Kate Moss, now appearing as Slutty Professor Trelawney (GoFugYourself)

The Albino Wino goes haywire (DListed)

Everybody wants Britney dead (Defamer)

Johnny Depp dresses down for Paris (CelebritySmack)

Meta! Article on how people don’t read (Gawker)

Joan Collins, rock of ages (Jezebel)

Sooner or later life catches up with you and you wake up to find yourself stranded on a faraway island, competing in Survivor: Alcohol and Plastic Surgery Abuse.

The Ashlee Simpson fall out (WendyWayrad)

Team Viggo! (Websters)

Liza with a “C” for “collapse” (ASocialitesLife)

Top mansluts of 2007 (Buzznet)

Baby Spice’s baby steps (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

It’s Britmas, bitch! (PrettyOnTheOutside)

Worst-Dressed on the red carpet (PopSugar)

Carson Daly gets punk’d by protesters (PerezHilton)

Madonna and Leonard Cohen; what do they have in common? (Mollygood)

Nicky Hilton is getting engaged (ImNotObsessed)

Adam Sandler’s diaper bag caddy is Rob Schneider (JustJared)

If I was Eminem I’d be depressed, too (HolyMoly)

Tara Reid is a failed plastic surgery Frankenbimbo (CeleBitchy)

Renee Zellweger, food issues, blahblahblah (DailyMail)

Marc Jacobs owns the camel toe (HolyCandy)

The glorious return of American Gladiators! (AgentBedhead)

You want a piece of Marilyn Manson? Check eBay! (CelebritySmack)

The return of Firecrotch: Marcia Cross photos surface from beyond the grave (Defamer)

Geek out! 30 years of Star Wars Christmas cards! (Slashfilm)

Darwin, Australia’s most northerly city, is one of the few places on this planet where Tara Reid has felt (a) overdressed and (b) the threat of being outdrunk.

Well, David Gest IS nuts (April Winchell)

Best Thanksgiving Day Special ever? (BestWeekEver)

A fresh-faced Tara Reid stays klassy (BricksAndStones)

Borat, Bride of Borat, and Baby Borat (CelebWarship)

Elderporn: Katie Couric blackmail scandal (CeleBitchy)

Shocker: Kimora Lee Simmons can read! (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Lohan jumps off the wagon again (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Jessica Simpson borrows a practice baby (BittenAndBound)

Andrew Lloyd Webber hates drunk audiences, loves drunk performers (HolyMoly)

Britney Spears waxes the babymaker, neglects the rest (DanasDirt)

Jennifer Aniston attends her 20th anniversary reunion (HolyCandy)

Heidi Klum and Seal not quite getting these American traditions (ImNotObsessed)

Nicole Richie serves the homeless. Yes, that’s what I said. (JustJared)

Joss Stone: yes, my boyfriend was a creepy pedo (PerezHilton)

Pete Doherty, hearthrob? (TheMeatScale)

It’s official: Scientology scores the Fresh Prince. Paging Carleton… (Yeeeeah)

Amy Winehouse, hamster-hater? (DListed)

I wonder what Tara Reid is doing for Halloween?