For once, Teri must be thrilled at not having to compete with the other Desperate Housewives for all the paparazzi attention. I wonder what most of the pictures will end up looking like, though.

What do you mean those Desperate Housewives don’t get along with each other? Nonsense! See, they even spit on each other for good luck!

This certainly brings home the importance of investing in a good quality slip, so one only ends up slightly, rather than utterly, mortified when the stitching goes awry.