Chelsy Davy comes to her senses; Prince Harry now off the market again (HolyMoly)

Tom Cruise, skanky old perv? (AgentBedhead)

Boy George vs Ginger Spice, bet on the chick to win (GabbyBabble)

Natalie Portman busts a move (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)

Zac Efron gets posies from photogs (JustJared)

Viggo Alan Poe: quoth the raven, Stallone is directing??? WTF? (TunaFlix)

Mary Kate Olsen shows off her troll hooker style (TheMeatScale)

13 going on 40: the latest Lohan (HolyCandy)

Amy Winehouse fired by tour manager (CrabbiesHollywood)

George Clooney is ready to ride (TMZ)

David Copperfield’s island, reputation sinking (StupidCelebritiesGossip)

A Paltrow grows in Brooklyn (but still looks Protestant) (Mollygood)

Chloe Sevigny for Chloe (DailyStab)

Lohan on the loose! Lock up your sons! (D*anasDirt)

Hard time for Lindsay (WebstersIsMyBiotch)

A surgeon’s thoughts on the Donda West case  (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Hawt Rainn Wilson and hot Dr. Pepper (Defamer)

Spice Fug (GoFugYourself)

Britney can’t drive with the Federspawn (PerezHilton)

Heather Mills is the Wicked Witch of the Wasteland (AgentBedhead)

Monster Thriller Horror Celebrity Roundup (HolyCandy)

Britney’s Party in the Potty (CelebritySmack)

Is Angelina preggo? (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Lane Garrison about to get 3 years experience working the orange jumpsuit (Dlisted)

Frankenbust! (CityRag)

Jon Bon Jovi has more street cred than we ever dreamed (DailyStab)

Lance Armstrong and an Olsen??? (I’mNotObsessed)

Britney’s lawyers handle “all that stuff” ie the kids (PopSugar)

When Pierce Brosnan attacks! (NinjaDude)

RIP, Robert Goulet (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

Michael Jackson haunts Brooklyn (MollyGood)

Lindsay Lohan bails on New Year’s bash (Yeeeah)

Happy Halloween! Your kid looks slutty! (CeleBitchy)

The View goes all-transvestite for Halloween! (Defamer)

And the people are…

Catherine Zeta-Jones messy, still hotter than anyone you know (DanasDirt)

Trista Sutter, celebrity mom, self-hating whale (TeenyManolo)

Pete Doherty dumps Irina Lazareanu, targets Kate Moss (TheRadReport)

Scarlett Johansson gives away body parts to her men (CelebWarship)

Amy Winehouse won’t get sloshed before concerts, unlike the audience (WendyWayrad)

Katie Holmes, bastard spawn of Tinkerbell and Godzilla (GoFugYourself)

Ashley Olsen’s Donald Duck impression (ImNotObsessed)

Owen Wilson interview goes live at the witching hour (EvilBeet)

Cindy Crawford, serial sellout (DerekHail)

Natalie Portman, nude no more! (DailyStab)

Renee Zellweger rocks the inpatient look (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Britney Spears carrys drugs in her purse (HollywoodBackwash)

Japan makes Posh Spice smile (Glosslip)

Jessica Biel pulls a Britney Spears move, attacks with brolly (CelebSlam)

Keanu Reeves, 43, has girlfriend, 20 (GabbyBabble)

Borat sued for making etiquette expert look uptight. Whodathunkit? (HolyCandy)

Britney’s hit and run charge dismissed, DWL sticks (PopOnThePop)

Beyonce is your fat aunt (Fatback)

The Unsexiest Women: the blowback (2BlogOrNot2Blog)

Paris Hilton not to molest Rwanda just yet (Oscar Valdez)

Amy Winehouse scalps Romanian orphans (AgentBedhead)

Steve-O for PETA, animal magnetism (CelebritySmack)

Lonelygirl15 @ Pinkberry, Beverley Hills (CelebrityPuke)

Ann Coulter, 46, hacked (DListed)

Stephen Colbert is running for President (EvilBeet)

Diddy, P.Diddy, Puff Daddy, all to be charged with assault (GabbyBabble)

Ellen DeGeneres has a puppy-themed meltdown (Defamer)

JK Rowling bra not-so-much-slip-as-landslide (GoFugYourself)

Jon Voight is heartbroken over Angelina and James (HolyCandy)

Sheryl Crow launches new line (I’mNotObsessed)

LiLo drives the paparazzi wild(er) (PerezHilton)

LOLsen twins (Mollygood)

Jodie Foster will not be contained! (TheMeatScale)

Ebony and Ivory: Mya and Anna Kournikova (YoungBlackAndFabulous)

Spice Girls @ Victoria’s Secret (DailyStab)

Amy Winehouse in the Zoo (Yeeeah)

L’Oreal kidnaps most of Scarlett Johanssen’s nose (Scandelerious)

Although she paid someone to take away some of it already  (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

A night of passion with Robbie Williams (AgentBedhead)

Brad Pitt sobers up for the kiddies (CelebritySmack)

Donnie Osmond’s almost drug bust (Starpulse)

Vincent “Vampire” Gallo vould luff to meet chou (GoFugYourself)

Suri Cruise is a two-fisted drinker (HolyCandy)

Jennifer Aniston’s secret wish (I’mNotObsessed)

Colin Farrell discusses his son’s cerebral palsy (ICYDK)

Leo DiCaprio manorexic? (TheSkinny)

Lindsay Lohan, Playboy Bunny possibility? (Egotastic)

Small, bedraggled Olsen creature attends Calvin Klein event (JustJared)

Sienna Miller’s graveyard grope session (TheMeatScale)

Anthony Kiedis joins The Embarrassing Parent Club (TheSuperficial)

Jessica Alba’s hot wheels (CelebrityCarParade)

LiLo is back, beyotches! (CelebrityNation)

Alicia Keys’ wetsuit (YoungBlackAndFabulous)

Eva Longoria’s dirty home movies? (DailyStab)

Right Now, Van Halen still rocks (AgentBedhead)

Tom Cruise’s enemies spontaneously repent, off selves (CeleBitchy)

Spice Girls sell out (CelebritySmack)

Britney doesn’t need a babysitter anymore, y’all! (I’mNotObsessed)

Britney’s scofflaw ways that lost her kids (GabbyBabble)

But she’ll always have the Just Britney art show (WOWReport)

Keith Urban’s motorcycle wipeout (ICYDN)

Mary-Kate thinks she’s God, possibly inhaled (NYDN)

It’s Take Your Shiloh to Work Day for Brangelina (AllieIsWired)

Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom together again for the first time (HolyCandy)

The (d)evolution of Carrot Top (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Ben- blames -Nifer for failure (HollywoodOffender)

Pamela Anderson engaged to Paris’ pornographer  (Yeeeah)

Katie Holmes “acts,” forgets to move facial muscles (LaineyGossip)

David Letterman welcomes Paris Hilton, wipes floor with her (Defamer)

Manolo asks, what are these extensions made of? Matted straw and chicken manure?