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	<title>Ayyyy! &#187; Tilda Swinton</title>
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		<title>Tilda Swinton, comes with standard safety features</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Spirit Fingers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even a strapping and formidable lady like Tilda Swinton can appreciate the value of fitting herself with twin airbags. You never know what you could bump into at these industry events!]]></description>
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<p>Even a strapping and formidable lady like Tilda Swinton can appreciate the value of fitting herself with twin airbags.  You never know what you could bump into at these industry events!</p>
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		<title>Double Mocha and Chocolate Cheesecake Links</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 07:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raincoaster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was THAT kind of day. Charo needz ur luv (Lolebrity) The Bride of Wildenstein walks among us! (SeriouslyOMG) Lindsay Lohan can&#8217;t walk, but she sure can throw a punch! (IBBB) Mariah&#8217;s doggy don&#8217;t (DListed) George Takei&#8217;s wedding picture (Websters) It&#8217;s the Beverly Hills Chihuahua premiere, bitch (BWE) Blaaaaaaake, Incarcerated, turns down freedom (CeleBitchy) Brad [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was THAT kind of day.</p>
<p><a href="http://lolebrity.net/2008/09/17/charo-needs-ur-luv/" title="Charo sez coochie coochie!" target="_blank">Charo needz ur luv</a> (Lolebrity)</p>
<p><a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=9185" title="Seriously, Oh Mah Gah" target="_blank">The Bride of Wildenstein walks among us!</a> (SeriouslyOMG)</p>
<p><a href="http://imbringingbloggingback.blogspot.com/2008/09/freckle-overload-lindsay-punches.html" title="How Irish of her!" target="_blank">Lindsay Lohan can&#8217;t walk, but she sure can throw a punch!</a> (IBBB)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/28298" title="Boo on you for leaving the poo!" target="_blank">Mariah&#8217;s doggy don&#8217;t</a> (DListed)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.webstersismybitch.com/2008/09/snaps-daydream-believer.php" title="Awwww, how can you snark?" target="_blank">George Takei&#8217;s wedding picture</a> (Websters)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/09/15/the-special-all-dog-beverly-hills-chihuahua-premiere-has-exploded-my-mind/" title="OMG THEY'RE NEKKID!" target="_blank">It&#8217;s the Beverly Hills Chihuahua premiere, bitch</a> (BWE)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/14186/amy_winehouses_husband_blake_picks_jail_over_his_moms_house/" title="well, curfew IS undignified" target="_blank">Blaaaaaaake, Incarcerated, turns down freedom</a> (CeleBitchy)</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.reuters.com/fanfare/2008/09/16/dont-mess-with-brad-pitt-in-cyberspace/" title="heh, Trojan, geddit?" target="_blank">Brad Pitt will haXXor ur az, n00b!</a> (Reuters)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailystab.com/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-most-powerful-actoractress/" title="Soon they will be taken up to Heaven by cherubs and alicorns" target="_blank">It&#8217;s Brangelina&#8217;s world. We just blog in it</a> (DailyStab)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/16/will-smith-i-am-not-a-sci_n_126826.html" title="He's not assimilated!" target="_blank">Will Smith still down with Xenu</a> (HuffPo)</p>
<p><a href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/everyone-hates-sienna-miller/" title="at last, something that can unite all of us" target="_blank">Even Sienna Miller&#8217;s <em>fans</em> hate her</a> (AgentBedhead)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2008/09/16/amy-poehler-set-to-leave-snl/" title="The last time I watched that show, Charles Darwin was guest host" target="_blank">Amy Poehler leaving SNL</a> (CelebritySmack)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/28/tilda-swinton-on-makeup-oscars-and-being-mistaken-for-a-man-4195.html" title="of, like, common sense and stuff" target="_blank">Tilda Swinton&#8217;s homelife remarkably deprived</a> (HolyMoly)</p>
<p><a href="http://defamer.com/5050821/madonna-video-installation-sorely-lacking-in-juxtaposed-sarah-palinpol-pot-imagery" title="pip pip, pol pot" target="_blank">Crusty, upper-clawss Brit Madonna may perhaps not be a Republican</a> (Defamer)</p>
<p><a href="http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html" title="ZOMG I'm Trowel Ogre Palin" target="_blank">The Sarah Palin baby name generator!</a> (PolitTskTskTsk)</p>
<p><a href="http://candykirby.com/2008/09/16/that-madonna-is-a-lucky-woman/" title="It's not the size, it's the duration, fool!" target="_blank">Madonna sez: how was what?</a> (CandyKirby)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.mollygood.com/k-fed-goes-back-to-being-the-bad-guy-20080916/" title="Who's bad?" target="_blank">Kevin Federline celebrates his sons&#8217; birthdays in style. In absentia</a> (Mollygood)</p>
<p><a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/09/16/britney-spears-candy-from-strangers/" title="Hey, wasn't that a tv show?" target="_blank">Is Britney taking candy from strangers?</a> (JustJared)</p>
<p><a href="http://uk.popsugar.com/2019966" title="Siiiiiigh, was I saying something?" target="_blank">Kief is the Chief</a> (UKPopSugar)</p>
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		<title>George Clooney, has some kind of death wish</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:05:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Spirit Fingers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey George I know you&#8217;re a ladykiller extraordinaire, but you might want to reconsider making a grab for that particular piece of ass.  Did you see the way she cut through all those Narnians like a knife through butter?]]></description>
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<p>Hey George I know you&#8217;re a ladykiller extraordinaire, but you might want to reconsider making a grab for that particular piece of ass.  Did you see the way she cut through all those Narnians like a knife through butter?</p>
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		<title>Hump Links</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:26:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raincoaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[babies]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Hoff knows the mighty power of an 8 1/2 by 11 (Defamer) Kimberly Stewart wears possibly the ugliest shoes the universe has ever seen (TheRadReport) Katie needs a raise! (BittenAndBound) Lindsay Lohan will NOT assume the missionary position (Yeeeeah)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://defamer.com/380570/david-hasselhoff-knows-no-woman-can-resist-the-sexiness-of-his-autographed-head-shots" title="A head shot is as good as a vodka shot" target="_blank">The Hoff knows the mighty power of an 8 1/2 by 11</a> (Defamer)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.theradreport.com/kimberly_stewart_and_her_boots" title="I mean, seriously. What ARE those? Like gladiator boots when the jackals caught up and ate the back part?" target="_blank">Kimberly Stewart wears possibly the ugliest shoes the universe has ever seen</a> (TheRadReport)</p>
<p><a href="http://bittenandbound.com/2008/04/16/are-rumors-of-trouble-for-tom-and-katie-true/" title="$500.000 a year isn't enough to put up with that crap" target="_blank">Katie needs a raise!</a> (BittenAndBound)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.yeeeah.com/blog/2008/04/16/lindsay-lohan-was-almost-a-missionary/" title="God save India!" target="_blank">Lindsay Lohan will NOT assume the missionary position</a> (Yeeeeah)</p>
<p><a href="http://theblemish.com/2008/04/david-beckham-has-needs/" title="prayers like "Please don't let my wife see this"" target="_blank">David Beckham says his prayers</a> (TheBlemish)</p>
<p><a href="http://poponthepop.com/2008/04/15/jennifer-aniston-installs-300000-nursery-for-her-future-adoption/" title=""If you build it they will come" NOT a good idea for a nursery" target="_blank">Jennifer Aniston&#8217;s Miss Havisham decorating scheme</a> (POTP)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2008/04/15/snoop-dogg-has-a-crush-on-leann-rimes/" title="Snoop Dogg has a crush on Leann Rimes" target="_blank">A little bit country, a little bit hip-hop, a LOT batshiat insane</a> (ImNotObsessed)</p>
<p><a href="http://laragmag.com/2008/04/15/kelly-osbourne-unmasks/" title="Before and after. Neither particularly attractive" target="_blank">Kelly Osborne, unmasked!</a> (LARagMag)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.derober.com/2008/04/16/emma-watson-18-and-available/" title="Emma Watson is 18 and single!" target="_blank">Gentlemen, start your engines: Emma Watson is legal</a> (Derober)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailystab.com/beckham-and-cruise-to-team-up/" title="Look, Scientologists don't grow on trees, okay?" target="_blank">Tom Cruise will do anything for Becks, even endure soccer</a> (DailyStab)</p>
<p><a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/04/16/mary-kate-olsen-new-years-in-april/" title="Is that a costume from "Maude?"" target="_blank">Mary-Kate Olsen celebrates New Year&#8217;s in April. Also, apparently, Halloween</a> (JustJared)</p>
<p><a href="http://trent.blogspot.com/2008/04/biggest-comeback-in-history.html" title="The biggest comeback in history? Oh, Cher will cut you, girl" target="_blank">Britney&#8217;s comeback plan</a> (PinkIsTheNewBlog)</p>
<p><a href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/pete-doherty-is-no-matthew-mcconaughey/" title="well, better late than never!" target="_blank">Pete Doherty maintains personal hygiene in prison</a>  (AgentBedhead)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/10971/george_clooney_uses_jolie-pitt_clan_as_a_contraceptive/" title="George Clooney doesn't need your children, except as a deterrent" target="_blank">Brangelina is a contraceptive</a> (CeleBitchy)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2008/04/16/celebrity-quote-of-the-day-shirley-manson/" title="Shirley Manson is not a Stupid Girl" target="_blank">Shirley Manson is a grown-up</a> (CelebritySmack)</p>
<p><a href="http://circushour.com/2008/04/16/quotes-that-make-you-go-hmmmm/" title="I'm not eating those blackbirds, pie or no" target="_blank">Tilda Swinton just as strange as imagined</a> (CircusHour)</p>
<p><a href="http://candykirby.com/2008/04/06/live-blogging-%e2%80%9ctalk-sex-with-sue-johanson%e2%80%9d/" title="Why are all sex gurus elderly nurse types?" target="_blank">Liveblogging Sex with Sue</a> (CandyKirby)</p>
<p><a href="http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2008/04/fug-or-fab-the.html" title="but we knew that." target="_blank">Gwyneth Paltrow is an alien</a> (GoFugYourself)</p>
<p><a href="http://gawker.com/380446/sad-martha-stewarts-dead+dog-blogging-is-trying-to-break-our-heart" title="Martha Stewart is trying to break your heart" target="_blank">RIP PawPaw</a> (Gawker)</p>
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		<title>The Grim Reaper</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 13:23:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Manolo the Shoeblogger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Manolo says, Tilda Swinton proves that no occasion is too festive that it cannot be enlivened with some clerical black.]]></description>
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<p>Manolo says, Tilda Swinton proves that no occasion is too festive that it cannot be enlivened with some clerical black.</p>
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