November 9, 2013 in
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Emma Thompson saving mister banks
It’s Emma Thompson to the rescue! Here she demonstrates that she’s not afraid to get her hands dirty when the mission calls for her to intervene in the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes media war. Ms Thompson provided crucial assistance at locating Mister Cruise’s head and removing it from its hiding place in time for the court appearance.
October 1, 2011 in
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Tom Cruise, Mad Hatter
Not even seasoned pro SuperSuri can keep a straight face under these circumstances. While Tom is not wearing his hat indoors (a privilege reserved for the ladies) he is still putting his foot in it (and a nice chapeau is no place for a pied) by wearing the universal symbol for “I have hair plugs” while in the pool. Remember the defense offered by the British officer caught starkers while chasing a giggling blonde down a hotel hallway: “A gentleman should always be attired in the uniform appropriate to the activity in which he is engaged.”
The defense was successful, by the way, which this Trunks and Topper ensemble is not.
June 25, 2011 in
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You know what to do, so do it in the comments, for fabulous, imaginary prizes!

Tom Cruise longhair
April 23, 2011 in
Caption Contest,Suri Cruise,Tom Cruise with
Do what you do best in the comments to Tom Cruise and his little bundle of sunshine and thetans.

Who's Suri Now
April 19, 2011 in
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March 31, 2011 in
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January 11, 2011 in
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November 22, 2010 in
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Yes, this exists.
The Sex Pistols have released a new fragrance.
Resisting tradition, fighting conformity and disregarding aromatic conventions it leaves a fresh, restless bite of lemon, sharpened and intensified by a defiant black pepper. Electrified by aldehydes, the fragrance exudes pure energy, pared down and pumped up by leather, shot through with heliotrope and brought back down to earth by a raunchy patchouli.
As well as a strong scent, the bottle also makes a bold impression, with its iconic graphic inspired by the front cover of the single ‘God Save the Queen’ released in 1977.
Kill me now.
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