Ayyyy!

Yes, it’s William Shatner’s world. We only dwell in it.

Bob Crane most certainly DID! (Lolebrity)

L.Ron is at it again (AgentBedhead)

Leno’s Monologue (AmyGrindhouse)

Leno’s Monologue reviewed (DrunkHulk)

Lesbian liplock lost! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Lions, lambs, Robert Pattison, and Betty White in a tree (CeleBitchy)

Love vs Lily (EvilBeet)

Lyrical magic (DListed)

Lucas to destroy Scientology (Gawker)

Ladies swing free (DailyStab)

La Lauper at Launch (CelebritySmack)

Lady Gaga hangs loose (CelebDirtyLaundry)

LoHew still employed (GabbyBabble)

Life of a teenage fug queen (GoFugYourself)

Love, vampire style (INeedMyFix)

Laverne without Shirley (IBBB)

Lads Own World (LitelySalted)

Legion of Twitterati (Movieline)

Well, you can’t be the co-admin of the Vancouver Whiskey and Scotch Meetup without sampling the wares. If it’s a business obligation, it’s calorie-free, right? Sadly, not hangover-free.

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: McQueen vs The King! (TeenyManolo)

Canada vs Tori Spelling (Websters)

Zac Quinto, hawt squinto (TenGossip)

Pregnant Ellen Pompeo is off the BFPON diet (ASL)

Cougar attack, threat level Brooke Shields (SeriouslyOMG)

Lenny Kravitz gives good face (Popbytes)

Katie Price has trouble with this “Dignified silence” thing (UKPopSugar)

Bristol Palin, single mom, graduates from high school (JustJared)

Helena Bonham Carter in costume as herself (INO)

The Farrah Fawcett Story (GabbyBabble)

Ivy League school really pisses off Filipino prisoners (EvilBeet)

Gordon Ramsay’s bonbon (HolyMoly)

Robert Pattinson may not shower, but he’s not as gross as his fans (Handbag)

Party at Colin Farrell’s! (Celebslam)

Anna Faris like a pig to the slaughter (DailyStab)

Suri Cruise->Amy Winehouse? (AllieIsWired)

Tabloid Wars! (AmyGrindhouse)

Fellini outdone? Nine trailer (BusyBeeBlogger)

Imagine that? Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes try in vitro fertilization (CeleBitchy)

Trent Reznor is making the biggest mistake of his life (AgentBedhead)

No, I’m not drinking it. I’m just promoting it for a good cause. One must enter into the spirit of things, as it were!

Dora, the Gender Stereotype Explorer (AgentBedhead)

Chris Brown does not understand the meaning of “misdemeanor” (AmyGrindhouse)

Hayden Pannettiere doesn’t know what she does for a living (CandyKirby)

Britney Spears’s uterus makes a break for it (CelebWarship)

Forgive me, Xenu, for I have sinned (CeleBitchy)

Give me your tired, your poor, but not your Amy Winehouse (AllieIsWired)

Donald Trump talks sense? (CelebritySmack)

The LA Kings are truly desperate (CelebuWreck)

Drew Barrymore’s new job: Kate Moss impersonator (DListed)

Jimmy Kimmel is not f*cking Sarah Silverman (EvilBeet)

Matt Damon, centurion (GabbyBabble)

Reese Witherspoon deliberately upstages costar (JustJared)

The Princes of Hearts at large (UKPopSugar)

Betty White is Always Prepared (SeriouslyOMG)

as if Travis Barker doesn’t have enough problems (Websters)

The best Peaches Geldof beatdown you’ll read all damn day (HolyMoly)

Arguably two of the most overexposed celebrities in current pop culture, but which one is in more dire need of a sturdy brassiere?

When you’ve got That Flu, That Flu That Everyone Has Right Now, and you need to get some blogging done, there’s only one thing you can do: mainline the caffeine.

David Bowie, mastermind of evil! (AgentBedhead)

Travolta blackmailed? (AmyGrindhouse)

White people wanted (BWE)

Amy Winehouse sings (CelebWarship)

Tom Cruise unmasks Anonymous (CeleBitchy)

KFat is insulated for winter (GlamBabyBumps)

Katy Perry has good news for girls (CelebritySmack)

The Razzie nomnomnoms are in (DailyStab)

Liveblogging the Oscar noms (Defamer)

Diane Sawyer, drunkard? (Gawker)

Clooney returns to the small screen (EvilBeet)

Karl Lagerfeld, astronaut (FakeKarl)

Lily Allen, champion of drunk buys (GabbyBabble)

Ryan Seacrest > Obama (CandyKirby)

Brad Pitt, flasher! (JustJared)

Kiefer takes London (UKPopSugar)

Joaquin Phoenix, perfectionist (HolyMoly)

Sigourney Beaver (Websters)

Amy Winehouse, heroine (Yeeeeah)

I like how Tom Cruise is still popular enough in Korea to attract fans such as this deadly weapon-wielding young lady. Is that how she got to the front of crowd: by knee-capping everyone else out of the way? I’d also watch out for that little red book on side – they could be asking him to sign an unauthorised biography, or worse still a psychology textbook!

Tom Cruise sez Anonymous causes paranoia (AgentBedhead)

But he’s willing to risk the lives of nine unborn children (AmyGrindhouse)

JLo to divorce? Oh no! (HolyMoly)

Chynna falls off the celebrity rehab wagon (BusyBeeBlogger)

Nice day for a white wedding, Woody (SeriouslyOMG)

How to dress like Brad Pitt (ChicagoMetromix)

Rachel Ray wants to poison your pup? (CeleBitchy)

We still have Heather Mills to kick around (DailyStab)

Madonna and Guy have the classic Exes Family Christmas (CelebWarship)

The world welcomes a new Palintot (DListed)

Where there’s celebrity smoke, there’s … a cheap story? (Defamer)

Cate Blanchett in Vanity Fair (EvilBeet)

Kanye West does not chant or do New Year’s (JustJared)

Amy Winehouse’s taste isn’t getting any better (Websters)

John Travolta chats up mystery man (UKPopSugar)

The infamous Brandy Alexander has the unique distinction of being the first drink of which my mother ever consumed an excess. She’d been assured that the cream would coat her tummy so the brandy wouldn’t hit her too hard. Been assured. By a liar.

She remembers throwing her shoes off the cliff above St. Tropez and her new husband having to step around nude couples on the beach looking for them after he climbed down, and, frankly, not much after that for the next three days.

So, you’re warned.

A Photoshop is Worth1000 words (AgentBedhead)

Spoiler alert: the dog does NOT die: the dog goes on to re-date John Mayer (Websters)

SantaCon is ON, bitches! (CityRag)

and this is Jim Carrey’s brain on drugs (ASL)

Tom Cruise does the Flop Ten on Letterman (SeriouslyOMG)

Pellicano for the Pen! (WizbangPop)

Best of British exports (UKPopSugar)

Pete Wentz overshares. Again. (HolyMoly)

Penn Badgley’s ballsy (JustJared)

JLo sperminated?!?!?!?! (ImNotObsessed)

Your chance to blow away Santa (IBBB)

Size queen (BusyBeeBlogger)

Yes, RuPaul Can! (DListed)

Looks like Grampaw forgot his teeth (CandyKirby)

And this may be Shenae Grimes’ brain on drugs (HollywoodBackwash)

Your token Brandy story (EvilBeet)

The Quaids settle with the hospital that OD’s their children (DailyStab)

Columbo even more confused now (CelebritySmack)

Hilary Duff was never a virgin! (CeleBitchy)

Suri Cruise uses four-letter words (AmyGrindhouse)