Don’t forget to enter our current cravatian caption contest! Win undying fame and valuable, completely imaginary prizes!
Catching up on the caption contests from oldest to newest, we have the dolorous Dorothy Parker, downcast at news her beloved Algonquin had gone corporate.
“I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane…”
Congratulations and imaginary swag to renalfailure, who I believe is a first-time winner. To him we shall present nothing less than The Complete Poems of Dorothy Parker
Moving on, we’ve got the … uh … colourful pairing of Bootsy Collins and Tommy Davison, to change the mood a little.
September 27th, 2010 at 8:09 pm
I hope we are doing this in the right sequince
It’s not the first time Archie’s puns have brought him blog glory and imaginary riches. To him, we award the imaginary glory of the hypothetical possession of this all-too-real bling phone, with a price tag of a mere £5million or so.
And finally, we present the winner of last week’s caption contest: the Shadow of a Superstar Edition:
Finally, Tom Cruise has achieved the Operating Thetan Level One Million!
Yeah, yeah, he signs my paycheques, but I defy you not to give it to The Boss this week! For his hypothetical prize, we’ll award him … hmmm, this is like figuring out what to give the boss for Christmas. Well, we know he likes shoes, but I’m not about to pick out a pair for the world’s top shoeblogger, in case the website gets hacked and someone puts up Crocs in their stead (in related news, if you enjoy cheap laughs, DO cruise through Ed Hardy at Zappos.com). Instead, we’ll offer this impeccable Ferrari 365 GTS/4 Daytona Spider, and not JUST because we’re buttering him up.