Ayyyy!

L is for LolXena Looking down your shirt (Lolebrity)

V for Vitamins Aren’t Working, Tom (AgentBedhead)

H is for Hospital, which is for Amy Winehouse, stat (CelebritySmack)

B is for … Miley Cyrus! (DailyStab)

L is for Lindsay Lohan (DanasDirt)

D is for DUI for Shia Laboeuf (Defamer)

P is for mystery Passenger (ImNotObsessed)

F is for Maggie Gyllenhaal, Fashion Victim (EvilBeet)

S is for Sternum I’d rather not see (GoFugYourself)

H is for Hungry, and someone get Naomi Campbell a sammich! (CandyKirby)

R is for Roots, proof Marissa Miller isn’t perfect (IBBB)

B is for Bald John Mayer (JustJared)

J is for Jawbone of an ass (Websters)

M is for Manlove for Bob Saget (SeriouslyOMG)

B is for Bilson Bedhead (PopSugar)

F is for French Letters to Miley (Mollygood)

A is for Animals Attacking Celebrities (Gawker)

S is for Shark who can’t seem to swallow (CeleBitchy)

J is for Joker, and also Juvie (DListed)

Blaaaaake, Incarcerated for two more years (CelebritySmack)

The Pope finds your lack of faith disturbing (Lolebrity)

Patrick Swayze is immortal! (DListed)

Courtney Love is such a joker! (AgentBedhead)

No, really, she is (Gawker)

We need to set her up with these guys (CandyKirby)

Jessica Simpson is just like you, haters! (DailyStab)

The Chosen Twins spotted! (BauerGriffin)

Heidi Montag shipped to Iraq (JustJared)

Catastrophe on the set of “&” (Defamer)

Someone airlift Claudia Schiffer out of there before it’s too late (GoFugYourself)

If you turn your wife into you, is that self-abuse? (GabbyBabble)

Sean Connery thinks, strangely enough, that his grown son should get a job (CeleBitchy)

Dance like nobody’s watching…because if you’re Dina Lohan, it’s true! (IBBB)

Lindsay Lohan is a sellout (Websters)

Blogger donates kidney, liveblogs it (Mollygood)

Gwyneth’s so British she has a double-decker stroller (PopSugar)

Janet Jackson’s nipple not worth a half-million dollars (SeriouslyOMG)

Gore Vidal will have none of your nonfiction-worship, heathens! (Radar)

Katie Holmes goes shopping for an American Girl (WizbangPop)

Oh, Please, God! (AgentBedhead)

The Next Joker! (CelebritySmack)

Hancock vs Cock (Dailystab)

Who wore it best? (CandyKirby)

Fish pimpin’ with Beckham (Hollywoodbackwash)

Eva Longoria is Orange  (JustJared)

The Legs win the Championship (GoFugYourself)

Meet the Hedgehog! (Mollygood)

Naomi Campbell rehabs a garden (PerezHilton)

Fiddy fit to be a dad (BlackCelebrityKids)

America’s Next Top Wig Model (IBBB)

Marilyn Manson should give her a call (Yeeeeah)

Beetlejuice is black? (Crunk&Disorderly)

TomKat sprays entire playground before letting TomKitten loose in it (CeleBitchy)

Maggie Gyllenhaal is Undead! (Websters)

Hips don’t lie…and eyes will never un-see this (YouTube)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Battle of the Matthews! (TeenyManolo)

Katherine Heigl/Greys Anatomy Writers war at Defcom 3 (Defamer)

Pete Wentz wants YOU! To fetch him a taco! (Lolebrity)

Evander Holyfield pays child support after legal battle (BlackCelebrityKids)

Carla Bruni’s chansons d’amour leave 7/G8 cold (AgentBedhead)

JonBenet’s family cleared (CeleBitchy)

Ma Brady speaks out! (CelebritySmack)

Lisa Bonet doesn’t let being born 40 years too late stop her from rocking the hippie look (CelebrityBabyScoop)

David Lee Roth is nuts (TorontoSun)

Jamie-Lynn Spears is OK! (DailyStab)

Miley Cyrus is being all Miley Cyrus (DanasDirt)

Tom Cruise in: The Village People! (Defamer)

The Gawker Glossary (Gawker)

Matthew McConaughey rents the kid out for a snotload of cashola (DListed)

Christian Bale…you may commence drooling prior to clicking on the link (Websters)

Michael Jackson’s got some new wheels! (SeriouslyOMG)

Mary-Kate Trollsen is back to rehab (ASL)

Sarah Jessica Parker: The Bitter Bitten! (PopSugar)

John Mayer loves Isaac (Mollygood)

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds act out the Canada/US relationship (lolebrity)

The Hogans are the Oedipus and Elektra of the B-List (CelebuWreck)

Tom Cruise’s lawyer invokes Godwin’s Law on Dr. Drew (SeriouslyOMG)

Amy Winehouse is dealing crack (CelebrityDirt)

“Tila Tequila is a political power broker” isn’t a metaphor, it’s a stretch (AgentBedhead)

Beyonce is a work of art (CelebritySmack)

Jimmy Buffet is a natural (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Ashlee Simpson is showing (HollywoodBackwash)

Angelina Jolie is a pig! (DailyStab)

Ned Flanders at the beach! (DListed)

Marcia, crossed (ImNotObsessed)

Milk of human kindness curdles after a certain age (CandyKirby)

I know who killed my career (CeleBitchy)

Amy Winehouse is a size queen (NowMagazine)

Brad’s boxes in box-office boxing match (ASL)

Dita von Teese hosts Ebony and Ivory party (UKPopSugar)

Sulu picks a stardate, sets a course for lurve! (SeriouslyOMG)

Gina Gershon will have you know she has standards! (GenosWorld)

George Clooney’s castoffs fall to Earth in Las Vegas (CandyKirby)

Giant genie caught in Naomi Campbell’s gravitational field (CelebuWreck)

What planet is Amy Winehouse on? (POTP)

On what planet is KFed the best dad? (OK)

Hot 100 lists according to lesbians, gays, lad mags, and rags read only at the hairdresser’s (Buzzfeed)

Spaciest celebrity excuses (Gawker)

Jason Beghe is one brave Thetan (AgentBedhead)

Tom Cruise eats Thetans for breakfast (lolebrity)

Kirsti Alley’s body Thetans apparently breeding like rabbits (Yeeeeah)

The stratosphere’s the limit for Brangelina baby pic prices (DailyStab)

Alien Janet Jackson surprises Flat Earther Sherri Shepherd (AllieIsWired)

Tatum O’Neal’s excuses are out of this world (CelebritySmack)

Gwyneth Paltrow doing her bit to repopulate the Earth (ImNotObsessed)

Selma Blair rejects cyborg parts (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Space coordinates of Heaven brought to you by Ashley Tisdale and a deodorant (JustJared)

Captain Kirk wants YOU! And your friend over there… (Defamer)

No use hiding Sarah Jessica Parker, we know it’s you under all that hair and skintight glitter.  But we can understand why you wouldn’t want to be photographed hanging out with certain people.  Word might get around that you wholeheartedly endorse certain things about them, like his flashy new website and what’s become of her hair.

RIP YSL (TeenyManolo)

Angelina and Brad: all ur babeez (Lolebrity)

MTV Awards liveblogging (Defamer)

Heart-Shaped box? Kurt Cobain’s ashes stolen (NewsOfTheWorld)

More Death of Gen-X news: Donnie Darko sequel coming (AgentBedhead)

Win Radiohead! (POTP)

Tomkat’s Thetan-exorcism/housewarming party (OK)

Steven Tyler is a surprisingly good actor, if you buy this (CelebritySmack)

Chris Rock rocks (Websters)

Manhattanhenge (CityRag)

20 hottest young royals. Hair apparently optional for Heir Apparent (Bumpshack)

The Clay Aiken pregnancy story debunked (IBBB)

Sarah Jessica Parker’s gown gets around (Gawker)

Real people duke it out over which of them is the real imaginary person (PageSix)

Amy Winehouse doing exactly as well as expected after drive-through rehab (CeleBitchy)

Victoria Beckham has some trouble at the Marc Jacobs fitting (TheRadReport)

Rainn Wilson gets fashion tips from Ayyyy (JustJared)

Pete Wentz rocks the manpris as his wife bails on concert tour (DailyStab)

Jessica Simpson still dragging Tony Romo around (ImNotObsessed)

Warrant out for Christina Aguilera (CandyKirby)

Tatum O’Neal back on crack (Mollygood)

Universal Studios on fire, and we don’t mean their movies! (PerezHilton)

Blog Wars: John Cusack on line one… (Defamer)

Buy Bill Cosby’s Eighties sweaters (eBay)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Viggo vs Clive (TeenyManolo)

Prince is a Princess, and Creep will have none of him/her (TheRadReport)

Hanson breeds (CelebWarship)

Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth to be made into an opera (GenosWorld)

James Spader and Jon Cryer together again! (SeriouslyOMG)

SLIME! (raincoaster)

The Classics meme (Nylusmilk)

Audrey Landers breeds true! (DListed)

Remember Vanity Fair? They’ve got Angelina on the cover! (VF)

Charlie Sheen is a hot bachelor (ImNotObsessed)

Giselle is all, like, what I meant was no more plastic surgery (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Aerosmith songsmith Steven Tyler seeks rehab for his feet? (CelebritySmack)

Welcome to Margaritaville! (DailyStab)

Extravagant hats: in or out? (CandyKirby)

Sex and the Lamé   (GoFugYourself)

KISS rocks Condi’s world (AgentBedhead)

TAPS for the Internets (Lolebrity)

Token Madonna story (GabbyBabble)

Headlines of the Enquirer (Popbytes)

Jenny Holtzer’s got a Twitter feed! (Gawker)

The Celebrity Bare-Baby-Bump-Belly Club (Defamer)

Madonna steelz frum Liza (Lolebrity)

Kate Moss adjusts her high beams (AgentBedhead)

Former singer Aguilera discusses her greatest assets (GabbyBabble)

Demon-haunted Amy Winehouse needs some exorcise (FemaleFirst)

Naomi Campbell, serial cellphone assaulter, dates up: a con artist (UKPopsugar)

Do they have an alibi for when Harrison Ford’s camera was stolen? (DailyStab)

Shania and the Other Woman (CelebritySmack)

Kim Kardashian, dissected (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

The first rule of shopping for TomKat is, you don’t talk about shopping for TomKat…or you get a C&D (CeleBitchy)

Angelina plans to tip the nurses well: $20 million for birthing expenses (Life&Style)

Do you doubt I am rich? (raincoaster)

Keanu romance is a Wino-no (OK)

Newest Teletubbie discovered outside London pub (ImNotObsessed)

Natalie Portman would look good wearing used Kleenex, and here’s the proof (CandyKirby)

Josh Groban is into bears (SeriouslyOMG)

The Return of FedEx! (POTP)

Jennifer Aniston’s wedding pix (IBBB)

Sharon Stone proudly flies the cougar flag (DListed)

Simon Cowell apologizes. Yes, you read that right (BittenAndBound)

That’s hot! Paris Hilton as an Old (EvilBeet)

Britney’s big Vegas comeback possiblymaybe? (ShowbizSpy)

Nick Hogan not enjoying incarceration as much as he thought (Mollygood)

Shia LaBeouf and Karen Allen: cannes i hav dis danse? (Lolebrity)

Anyone can become President: even Tom Cruise! (AgentBedhead)

Angelina Jolie mistakes own vagina for clown car (DailyStab)

Putting the “ass” in “class:” Sharon Osbourne to teach Charm School (CelebritySmack)

Class and self-confidence by Ann Landers (Famous People)

Nice day for a white wedding, Jessica Alba (People)

Cameron sez sex is the best! (ImNotObsessed)

Headline of the Day! (CandyKirby)

Live a stress-free life with Heather Mills! (CeleBitchy)

Jessica Alba’s shotgun wedding (PerezHilton)

Who Dat? (Mollygood)

Eric Dane is the new Jude Law (JustJared)

The Pivert Babemobile (Defamer)

Emily Gould, a person of whom you’ve never heard, overshares (Gawker)

Angelina’s family goes Goth for Mother’s Day (BlackCelebrityKids)

Jack White, rock god, superhero (AgentBedhead)

Suri Cruise and Brooklyn Beckham sitting in a tree… (Defamer)

Hip Hop outings: not exactly a trip to Radio City Music Hall (Gawker)

Ben- does not blame -nifer any longer (SeriouslyOMG)

Anna Wintour in couture Cthulhu (POTO)

Madonna is a diva? PERISH THE THOUGHT! (DailyStab)

Busted! Slutty prom dress brings arrest from the (fashion) police (CelebritySmack)

Happy Mother’s Day to two of Hollywood’s finest (CandyKirby)

Hayden Panettiere happy to play for the other team (ImNotObsessed)

Wino of the Woods (DListed)

Kiefer cuffed! (JustJared)

Jenna Bush’s wedding photos (CeleBitchy)

Brad Pitt’s new body art (SplashNews)

Retouch My Body: the video! (PerezHilton)

Winehouse walks the streets (Mollygood)