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	<title>Ayyyy! &#187; Tori Spelling</title>
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		<title>Fiveheads</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 07:09:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are a couple of snaps from the long-awaited, happy reunion of the Spelling family. Related Posts:Hugh Jackman&#8217;s Aussie RulesSarah Jessica Parker gives good taste the slipChloe Sevigny sez:RIP Dixie Carterand to all a good night!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here are a couple of snaps from the long-awaited, happy reunion of the <a title="nobody wants to see those genes passed on" href="http://www.celebitchy.com/85559/tori_and_candy_spelling_retract_the_claws_and_celebrate_holidays_together/" target="_blank">Spelling family</a>.</p>
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		<title>Tori Spelling, providing maternal shade</title>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/2009/05/28/tori-spelling-providing-maternal-shade/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 14:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Spirit Fingers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh to be young again and be able to spend an entire weekday frolicking at the beach before finally passing out under the cooling shade of a misshapen mango tree! Related Posts:Yet another confusing dress codeJessica Alba, in need of a trimLink LoveOld Money, New MannersWho wore it better?]]></description>
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<p>Oh to be young again and be able to spend an entire weekday frolicking at the beach before finally passing out under the cooling shade of a misshapen mango tree!</p>
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		<title>Double Dewars Links</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 06:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raincoaster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, you can&#8217;t be the co-admin of the Vancouver Whiskey and Scotch Meetup without sampling the wares. If it&#8217;s a business obligation, it&#8217;s calorie-free, right? Sadly, not hangover-free. Celebrity Dad Faceoff: McQueen vs The King! (TeenyManolo) Canada vs Tori Spelling (Websters) Zac Quinto, hawt squinto (TenGossip) Pregnant Ellen Pompeo is off the BFPON diet (ASL) [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, you can&#8217;t be the co-admin of the Vancouver Whiskey and Scotch Meetup without sampling the wares. If it&#8217;s a business obligation, it&#8217;s calorie-free, right? Sadly, not hangover-free.</p>
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<p><a href="http://popsugar.com/2448040" title="yor doin it rong" target="_blank">Katherine Heigl goes green?</a> (PopSugar)</p>
<p><a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=9557" title="Violet too!" target="_blank">What a dog that Jennifer Garner is</a> (SeriouslyOMG)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.webstersismybitch.com/2008/10/cautionary-tale.php" title="Cautionary Tale" target="_blank">Finally! Jamie Lynn has a job!</a> (Websters)</p>
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		<title>Hard Cider and Apple Crumble Links</title>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/2008/09/23/hard-cider-and-apple-crumble-links/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:52:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raincoaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Britney Spears]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cougars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Courtney Love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dita von Teese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pete Doherty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politicians]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears or Jennifer Love Hewitt in a bad wig? YOU DECIDE! (Lolebrity) Job posting of the year: Courtney Love needs someone to document, then clean up after, the craziness (AgentBedhead) Sam Ronson hates lesbians? (CelebritySmack) Pete Doherty goes all John Cusack (HolyMoly) Tori Spelling, Donna Martin, and The Secret (IBBB) Porn stars: twice as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://lolebrity.net/2008/09/24/britney-spears-photoshopizer/" target="_blank">Britney Spears or Jennifer Love Hewitt in a bad wig? YOU DECIDE!</a> (Lolebrity)</p>
<p><a href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/courtney-love-would-like-to-abuse-and-degrade-you/" title="so, archive then erase the evidence" target="_blank">Job posting of the year: Courtney Love needs someone to document, then clean up after, the craziness</a> (AgentBedhead)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2008/09/23/samantha-ronson-doesnt-work-in-lesbian-nightclubs/" title="She only works breeder clubs" target="_blank">Sam Ronson hates lesbians?</a> (CelebritySmack)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/28/pete-doherty-desperate-to-shack-up-with-kate-moss-again-4244.html" title="hey, it would work with me" target="_blank">Pete Doherty goes all John Cusack</a> (HolyMoly)</p>
<p><a href="http://imbringingbloggingback.blogspot.com/2008/09/looks-like-someone-is-camera-ready-to.html" title="it makes total sense, for that crowd" target="_blank">Tori Spelling, Donna Martin, and The Secret</a> (IBBB)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailystab.com/jenna-jameson-confirms-she-is-expecting-twins/" title="are her parts still under warranty?" target="_blank">Porn stars: twice as fertile!</a> (DailyStab)</p>
<p><a href="http://defamer.com/5053866/clay-aiken-yes-im-gay-world-yes-we-knew" title="Who saw that coming?" target="_blank">ZOMG stop the presses: Clay Aiken is GAY????</a> (Defamer)</p>
<p><a href="http://defamer.com/5053645/audio-lindsay-lohan-finally-confirms-relationship-with-samantha-ronson" title="no wai!" target="_blank">ZOMG stop the presses: Lindsay Lohan is GAY????</a> (Defamer)</p>
<p><a href="http://gawker.com/5053600/how-much-is-celebrity-dirt-worth" title="how much is that dog that will hunt in the window?" target="_blank">Gold for gossip</a> (Gawker)</p>
<p><a href="http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2008/09/emmy_awards_fug_carpet_lisa_ri.html" title="It's Edith Prickley!" target="_blank">Lisa Rinna is cougarrific!</a> (GoFugYourself)</p>
<p><a href="http://candykirby.com/2008/09/23/who-wore-it-best-glasses-edition-clay-aiken-vs-sarah-palin/" title="I still think they look better on him" target="_blank">Clay Aiken is a Sarah Palin impersonator!</a> (CandyKirby)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/14336/gwyneth_paltrows_lifestyle_website_only_filled_with_her_wisdom/" title="the wisdom of Gwyneth Paltrow wouldn't fill a demitasse" target="_blank">Gwyneth Paltrow has forgotten more than you&#8217;ll ever know about web design, mortals!</a> (CeleBitchy)</p>
<p><a href="http://dlisted.com/node/28406" title="Two out of three ain't bad?" target="_blank">Sharon Stone: you win a few, you lose a few. Too bad they&#8217;re your children</a> (DListed)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.mollygood.com/rock-reminds-bill-that-his-wife-lost-20080923/" title="I love them both but I think I love Chris Rock more" target="_blank">Chris Rock schools Bill Clinton</a> (Mollygood)</p>
<p><a href="http://uk.popsugar.com/2067624" title="il fait suffrir pour etre belle" target="_blank">Dita von Teese debuts her teasers</a> (UKPopSugar)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.babble.com/33-Worst-Celebrity-Baby-Names-Cautionary-tales-from-Audio-Science-to-Zuma-Nesta-Rock/index.aspx" title="name your child after a virtue you yourself do not possess!" target="_blank">33 worst celebrity baby names</a> (Babble)</p>
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		<title>Old Money, New Manners</title>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/2008/08/16/mystery-solved/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 05:16:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raincoaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Paris Hilton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tori Spelling]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Paris Hilton, old-money heiress and responsible investor, constantly keeps tabs on how her key assets are doing. Tori Spelling, on the other hand, doesn&#8217;t realize hers are cratering. Related Posts:Sailboat and Mojito LinksParis Hilton in TrainingPeg Bundy: Beyond The ThunderdomeLink LovePumpkins, not quite as good as implants]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center"><a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=8934" title="Paris checks her assets" target="_blank"><img src="http://ayyyy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/paris-keeps-tabs-on-her-assets.jpg" alt="Paris keeps tabs on her assets" width="450" /></a></p>
<p align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p align="left">Paris Hilton, old-money heiress and responsible investor, constantly keeps tabs on how her key assets are doing. Tori Spelling, on the other hand, doesn&#8217;t realize hers are cratering.</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2008/08/15/tori_spellings_body_is_a_wonderland_of_sorts.php" title="Tori Spelling's body is a wonderland of sorts" target="_blank"><img src="http://ayyyy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/tori-spelling-and-the-chest-crater-of-doom.jpg" alt="Tori Spelling and the Chest Crater of Doom" width="450" /></a></p>
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		<title>Grapefruit Daiquiri and a Floating Lounge Chair Links</title>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/2008/08/15/grapefruit-daiquiri-and-a-floating-lounge-chair-links/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 03:37:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raincoaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Amy Winehouse]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ben Affleck has a despret! (Lolebrity) Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Ewan McGregor vs Justin Chambers (TeenyManolo) Kelly Rowland drops nearly a half-mil on booze (POTP) Ben Affleck must have dumped Jimmy Kimmel (CeleBitchy) Reasons Jack Burton can save your pathetic life (Pajiba) I&#8217;m sorry, but this time Michael Jackson has gone too far (SeriouslyOMG) No, really. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://lolebrity.net/2008/08/16/ben-affleck-iz-not-prowd/" title="Ben Affleck iz not prowd. U wudden b eether if u shot Daredevil" target="_blank">Ben Affleck has a despret!</a> (Lolebrity)</p>
<p><a href="http://teenymanolo.com/2008/08/15/celebrity-dad-faceoff-21/" title="Poet FTW!" target="_blank">Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Ewan McGregor vs Justin Chambers</a> (TeenyManolo)</p>
<p><a href="http://poponthepop.com/2008/08/14/kelly-rowland-future-broke-ass-btch/" title="Four hundred thousand dollars blown in one night and she didn't even buy me a beer?" target="_blank">Kelly Rowland drops nearly a half-mil on booze</a> (POTP)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/13608/jimmy_kimmel_drunk_dialing_sarah_silverman_to_take_him_back/" title="drunk dialing. sad, Jimmy. Sad." target="_blank">Ben Affleck must have dumped Jimmy Kimmel</a> (CeleBitchy)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.pajiba.com/big-trouble-in-little-china.htm" title=" a review of perhaps the greatest movie in the history of cinema" target="_blank">Reasons Jack Burton can save your pathetic life</a> (Pajiba)</p>
<p><a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=8921" title="Marilyn? Michael?" target="_blank">I&#8217;m sorry, but this time Michael Jackson has gone too far</a> (SeriouslyOMG)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/27764" title="John Mayer? Or Michael Jackson?" target="_blank">No, really. Michael Jackson has gone too far</a> (DListed)</p>
<p><a href="http://defamer.com/5037687/wherein-we-finally-attempt-to-comprehend-the-jonas-brothers" title="I still don't get them. Ou sont les Osmonds d'antan?" target="_blank">The Jonas Brothers phenomenon, decoded</a> (Defamer)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.webstersismybitch.com/2008/08/jealousy.php" title="Damn! As long as Kiefer is single, there's still hope" target="_blank">When it comes to Gael Garcia Bernal, life is SO NOT FAIR!</a> (Websters)</p>
<p><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/angelina-jolie-tera-patrick/" title="Tera Patrick was prettier before the surgery, actually" target="_blank">Angelina Jolie pals around with porn stars</a> (CelebSlam)</p>
<p><a href="http://theblemish.com/2008/08/selma-blair-is-on-set/" title="that's just sad. Especially the hat" target="_blank">Selma Blair<em> is</em> Sad Stripper Barbie!</a> (TheBlemish)</p>
<p><a href="http://gawker.com/5037718/john-mayer-genetic-mutant-super-spy" title="well, that explains a lot" target="_blank">John Mayer is a mutant spy</a> (Gawker)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.derober.com/2008/08/14/tell-us-what-you-really-think-robert-downey-jr/" title="oooh, snap!" target="_blank">Iron Man vs The Dark Knight</a> (Derober)</p>
<p><a href="http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2008/08/15/tori_spellings_body_is_a_wonderland_of_sorts.php" title="She has the same surgeon as Paula Abdul" target="_blank">Tori Spelling imitates black hole, collapses inward on self</a> (ASL)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/08/disneyland-arrests-magical-serfs.php" title="imaginary characters of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your merchandising contracts!" target="_blank">Disney arrests 32 Tinks, Cinderellas, and Snow Whites</a> (Radar)</p>
<p><a href="http://uk.popsugar.com/1869135" title="Meanwhile, still no cure for cancer" target="_blank">Amy Winehouse does charity work&#8230; for a pub</a> (UKPopsugar)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.mollygood.com/trump-bails-out-mcmahon-20080815/" title="that poor old man will be shilling for casinos for the rest of his life" target="_blank">Donald Trump buys Ed McMahon for 50 cents on the dollar</a> (Mollygood)</p>
<p><a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/08/15/zac-efron-audi-vip/" title="Zac Efron doesn't look old enough to drive" target="_blank">Zac Efron, Speed Racer</a> (JustJared)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2008/08/15/new-stills-from-the-half-blood-prince" title="Stills from the Half-Blood Prince" target="_blank">Harry Potter and the Leaked Stills</a> (ImNotObsessed)</p>
<p><a href="http://imbringingbloggingback.blogspot.com/2008/08/dear-fergie-i-have-few-requests.html" title="also, Viggo Mortensen wants his chin back" target="_blank">Dear Fergie</a> (IBBB)</p>
<p><a href="http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/08/how-sweet.html" title="How Sweet! Fresh Meat!" target="_blank">Tyra rocks the Sarah Jessica Parker look</a> (FourFour)</p>
<p><a href="http://candykirby.com/2008/08/15/ellen-degeneres-and-portia-de-rossi-to-say-i-do-this-weekend/" title="my invitation must still be in the mail" target="_blank">Ellen and Portia to marry</a> (CandyKirby)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailystab.com/johnny-depp-colin-farrell-jude-law-donate-earnings-to-heath-ledgers-daughter/" title="just forget about that nanny-schtupping thing for a second, wouldja?" target="_blank">The Good Guys: Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, and Jude Law</a> (DailyStab)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2008/08/14/bret-michaels-is-full-of-it/" title="Bret Michaels is full of it" target="_blank">Rock of Love? Ship of Fools more likely</a> (CelebritySmack)</p>
<p><a href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/madonna-annoying-as-hell-for-half-a-century/" title="Immortal? Or just Undead?" target="_blank">Madonna is ageless!</a> (AgentBedhead)</p>
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		<title>Hot Tub and Planter&#8217;s Punch links</title>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/2008/08/09/hot-tub-and-planters-punch-links/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 06:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raincoaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Athletes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Liza with a ZOMG! (Lolebrity) Celebrity Dad Faceoff: David Boreanaz vs Ewan MacGregor (TeenyManolo) Perez Hilton explained in math (SuperfantasticPlastic) Kate Moss and Sly Stallone want you to bend over for them (AgentBedhead) Paul Newman finishes chemo (CelebritySmack) John Edwards admits cheating while his wife had cancer (EvilBeet) Clay Aiken has a baby! (WRAL) LiLo [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://lolebrity.net/2008/08/09/liza-with-a-zomg/" title="Liza with a ZOMG!" target="_blank">Liza with a ZOMG!</a> (Lolebrity)</p>
<p><a href="http://teenymanolo.com/2008/08/08/celebrity-dad-faceoff-20/" title="hawt dad on dad action!" target="_blank">Celebrity Dad Faceoff: David Boreanaz vs Ewan MacGregor</a> (TeenyManolo)</p>
<p><a href="http://superfantasticplastic.blogspot.com/2008/08/link-it-out.html" title="Yes, the pot is essential. A little for him, a lot for his readership" target="_blank">Perez Hilton explained in math</a> (SuperfantasticPlastic)</p>
<p><a href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/rumpology-a-total-bum-deal/" title="Buttologists Unite!" target="_blank">Kate Moss and Sly Stallone want you to bend over for them</a> (AgentBedhead)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2008/08/08/paul-newman-might-be-close-to-dying/" title="Paul Newman returns home" target="_blank">Paul Newman finishes chemo</a> (CelebritySmack)</p>
<p><a href="http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/08/08/john-edwards-admits-to-extramarital-affair/" title="Edwards admits to extramarital affair" target="_blank">John Edwards admits cheating while his wife had cancer</a> (EvilBeet)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/3349132/" title="no, it's not another " target="_blank">Clay Aiken has a baby!</a> (WRAL)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailystab.com/lindsay-lohan-and-sam-ronson-do-shopping-and-lunch-for-sams-birthday/" title="Lindsay and Samantha out for Sam's birthday" target="_blank">LiLo and SamRon out for her birthday</a> (DailyStab)</p>
<p><a href="http://candykirby.com/2008/08/08/deep-thoughts-by-suri-cruise-2/" title="Deep thoughts by Suri Cruise" target="_blank">Suri Cruise is a natural!</a> (CandyKirby)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hObrrW_PRw" title="Dark Atene" target="_blank">Brian Atene: riddle wrapped in an enigma and posted on YouTube</a> (YouTube)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/13473/jessica_simpson_told_tony_romos_family_shes_having_his_baby/" title="then she said, OH, did I say Pregnant? I meant Not Pregnant!" target="_blank">Jessica Simpson pulls the old &#8220;Baby on Board&#8221; on Tony Romo&#8217;s family</a> (CeleBitchy)</p>
<p><a href="http://de.eonline.com/uberblog/b22634_lor233al_we_didnt_lighten_beyonc233.html" title="Back to black?" target="_blank"><em>Bleach</em>once not bleached, sez Loreal</a> (EOnline)</p>
<p><a href="http://defamer.com/5034992/the-top-5-failed-crossover-attempts-by-olympic-stars" title="but Cathy Rigby made it!" target="_blank">Top Five Failed Olympic crossovers</a> (Defamer)</p>
<p><a href="http://gawker.com/5034922/gawker-obtains-exclusive-rights-to-first-photos-of-clay-aikens-baby" title="not as cute as expected" target="_blank">First pic of Clay Aiken&#8217;s baby</a> (Gawker)</p>
<p><a href="http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2008/08/the_fugdors.html" title="you are actually supposed to get DRESSED, dimwit" target="_blank">&#8220;Dress&#8221; for the red carpet not just a vague metaphor</a> (GoFugYourself)</p>
<p><a href="http://imbringingbloggingback.blogspot.com/2008/08/ugh-tori-spelling-doing-other-things.html" title="Just STFU already!" target="_blank">The quotable Tori Spelling</a> (IBBB)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.mollygood.com/baby-levi-helps-pimp-handbags-20080808/" title="is daddy trying to smother him?" target="_blank">Levi McConaughey pimps out the murse</a> (Mollygood)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.webstersismybitch.com/2008/08/replaced.php" title="the Disney stars are all disposable" target="_blank">Miley Cyrus in All About Eve</a> (Websters)</p>
<p><a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=8881" title="Seriously, OH! My! GAWD!" target="_blank">Your GenX Moment: Mary Tyler Moore Show reunion!</a> (SeriouslyOMG)</p>
<p><a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/08/08/lindsay-lohan-samantha-ronson-birthday/" title="SamRo in lingerie? The mind! It boggleth!" target="_blank">Lindsay Lohan throws a lingerie party for her girlfriend</a> (JustJared)</p>
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		<title>Sailboat and Mojito Links</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 08:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raincoaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anna Wintour]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Owen Wilson: the Butterscotch Stallion rides again! (lolebrity) Couture Catfight: Anna Wintour vs Jenny from the Block (Gawker) Faster, Britney, Kill, Kill! (AgentBedhead) Morgan Freeman is back on the market (CeleBitchy) Cindy Crawford is still flawless, now topless (SeriouslyOMG) Tori Spelling is a Cher impersonator (IBBB) Jennifer Aniston&#8217;s biological alarm just went off (Websters) Be [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://lolebrity.net/2008/08/07/owen-wilson-butterscotch-stallion-rides-again/" title="Owen Wilson the butterscotch stallion" target="_blank">Owen Wilson: the Butterscotch Stallion rides again!</a> (lolebrity)</p>
<p><a href="http://gawker.com/5033577/wintour-daughter-subtly-mocks-jlo" title="Wintour daughter subtly mocks JLo" target="_blank">Couture Catfight: Anna Wintour vs Jenny from the Block</a> (Gawker)</p>
<p><a href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/living-up-to-her-full-potential/" title="lining up to her full potential" target="_blank">Faster, Britney, Kill, Kill!</a> (AgentBedhead)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/13437/morgan_freeman_and_wife_divorcing_after_24_years_/" title="ladies, start your engines" target="_blank">Morgan Freeman is back on the market</a> (CeleBitchy)</p>
<p><a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=8860" title="Life is not fair!" target="_blank">Cindy Crawford is still flawless, now topless</a> (SeriouslyOMG)</p>
<p><a href="http://imbringingbloggingback.blogspot.com/2008/08/tori-spelling-dresses-up-because-you.html" title="and a Lucy and a Courtney impersonator" target="_blank">Tori Spelling is a Cher impersonator</a> (IBBB)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.webstersismybitch.com/2008/08/ultimatum.php" title="John Mayer would like you to bring his car aound NOW!" target="_blank">Jennifer Aniston&#8217;s biological alarm just went off</a> (Websters)</p>
<p><a href="http://superfantasticplastic.blogspot.com/2008/08/you-made-them-strong-well-make-them-hot.html" title="build them strong, we'll make them hot" target="_blank">Be all that you can be: a fembot</a> (SuperfantasticPlastic)</p>
<p><a href="http://candykirby.com/2008/08/06/jenna-jameson-finds-new-use-for-lady-parts/" title="the mileage on them is incredible though!" target="_blank">Jenna Jameson&#8217;s babymaker still works!</a> (CandyKirby)</p>
<p><a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/08/07/keanu-reeves-orlando-bloom/" title="keanu doesn't have to talk if he doesn't want to" target="_blank">Keanu Reeves gets to keep a secret from you</a> (JustJared)</p>
<p><a href="http://fakekarl.blogspot.com/2008/08/granddaughter.html" title="Oh, kiki!" target="_blank">Karl Lagerfeld shows off the grandkid</a> (FakeKarl)</p>
<p><a href="http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2008/08/06/josh_holloway_sporting_michelle_tanner_from_full_house_do.php" title="or Michelle Tanner from Full House" target="_blank">Josh Holloway is a Pebbles Flintstone impersonator</a> (SocialiteLife)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailystab.com/artie-lange-checks-into-rehab/" title="Artie Lange checks into rehab" target="_blank">Howard Stern drives his sidekick to drink</a> (DailyStab)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2008/08/06/shia-labeouf-might-lose-a-finger/" title="No, no, he's already circumsized. I'm talking about the finger, you dirty people!" target="_blank">Shia&#8217;s appendage may be cut</a> (CelebritySmack)</p>
<p><a href="http://worldofwonder.net/archives/2008/Aug/06/greyhound_leave_the_beheading_to_us.wow" title="So much for the Canadian reputation" target="_blank">Bus Rage: so much for a perfect record</a> (WOWReport)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.mollygood.com/paris-hilton%e2%80%99s-awesome-mccain-comeback-20080806/" title="What do I care? I don't live there!" target="_blank">Words I never thought I&#8217;d type: Paris Hilton for President</a> (Mollygood)</p>
<p><a href="http://uk.popsugar.com/1847014" title="Heat. Rent it." target="_blank">Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro to re-ignite your movie screens</a> (UKPopsugar)</p>
<p><a href="http://defamer.com/5033922/hollywood-cheers-as-clumsy-madame-hits-reply-all-to-her-all+star-client-list" title="the email contained a virus and they all had to go on Valtrex!" target="_blank">Little Black BCC: Hollywood Madame Follies</a> (Defamer)</p>
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		<link>http://ayyyy.com/2008/06/18/humplinks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raincoaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[American Idol]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Dallas Cowboy&#8217;s struggle to adopt (BlackCelebrityKids) Blake Lively h8s kritikz (Lolebrity) Seal busts an illegal Nicole Richie move (GabbyBabble) David Beckham is stuffed into his Armani briefs (PopSugar) Diddy discusses manscaping (CandyKirby) Jennifer Lopez gives a performance for autistic kids (ImNotObsessed) Sienna Miller rocks the Carwash Cabaret look (JustJared) Miley Cyrus gets a namecheck [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://blackcelebkids.com/2008/06/18/dallas-cowboys-demarcus-ware-and-wifes-struggle-to-conceive/" title="I'm snarkless. And the pix are just awwwwwww..." target="_blank">A Dallas Cowboy&#8217;s struggle to adopt</a> (BlackCelebrityKids)</p>
<p><a href="http://lolebrity.net/2008/06/19/blake-lively-h8s-kritiks/" title="Blake Lively h8s kritiks" target="_blank">Blake Lively h8s kritikz</a> (Lolebrity)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.gabbybabble.com/2008/06/seal-drives-down-road-backwards.html" title="driving backwards is no way to go through life, son" target="_blank">Seal busts an illegal Nicole Richie move</a> (GabbyBabble)</p>
<p><a href="http://popsugar.com/slide/1720528" title="that's not all real, is it?" target="_blank">David Beckham is stuffed into his Armani briefs</a> (PopSugar)</p>
<p><a href="http://candykirby.com/2008/06/18/diddy-likes-a-clean-shave/" title="think twice: do you REALLY want to click this?" target="_blank">Diddy discusses manscaping</a> (CandyKirby)</p>
<p><a href="http://imnotobsessed.com/2008/06/18/jennifer-lopez-gives-surprise-concert-at-schools-graduation" title="and then she gave them all Dianetics?" target="_blank">Jennifer Lopez gives a performance for autistic kids</a> (ImNotObsessed)</p>
<p><a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/06/18/sienna-miller-fringe-dress/" title="oh, she's FRINGE allrighty" target="_blank">Sienna Miller rocks the Carwash Cabaret look</a> (JustJared)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.crunktastical.net/2008/06/17/rkellys-lawyer-apologizes-hannah-montana/" title="She's keeping good company. Her dad is so proud!" target="_blank">Miley Cyrus gets a namecheck in the R Kelly trial</a> (Crunk&amp;Disorderly)</p>
<p><a href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/pete-doherty-repeat-grooming-exhibitionist/" title="I'd a lost a bet!" target="_blank">Pete Doherty does TOO know how to bathe</a> (AgentBedhead)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailystab.com/quote-of-the-day-48/" title="But what happened when you added milk?" target="_blank">Jack Black, the Doctor Frankenstein of breakfast cereal</a> (DailyStab)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2008/06/18/gisele-bundchen-does-gq/" title="someone get this girl some pants. With a 65" inseam" target="_blank">Gisele makes the Mischa mistake</a> (CelebritySmack)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20207555,00.html" title="RIP Mimi LaRue" target="_blank">One dog down, one to go</a> (People)</p>
<p><a href="http://thebosh.com/archives/2008/06/jodie_foster_lashes_out_at_a_photographer.php" title="Jodie Foster should throw her handbag at ME! I bet there's money in it" target="_blank">Jodie Foster loses her sh*t</a> (TheBosh)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.webstersismybitch.com/2008/06/pubescent-boy.php" title="Get that girl a mayonnaise sandwich, STAT" target="_blank">Kiera Knightly is a bobblehead</a> (Websters)</p>
<p><a href="http://imbringingbloggingback.blogspot.com/2008/06/vonzellthe-latest-airport-terrorist.html" title="If she'd had it onstage, Simon would have let her win" target="_blank">American Idol loser is airport terrorist?</a> (IBBB)</p>
<p><a href="http://yeeeah.com/2008/06/18/mickey-rourke-might-be-a-gay/" title="Mickey Rourke isn't helping his playboy reputation in that outfit" target="_blank">Mickey Rourke, testicle inspector</a> (Yeeeeah)</p>
<p><a href="http://defamer.com/5017769/how-to-get-the-olsen-twins-into-bed" title="stop cutting your hair and eating!" target="_blank">How to date an Olsen</a> (Defamer)</p>
<p><a href="http://celebdirtylaundry.com/2008/06/18/stating-the-obvious/" title=""get off the drugs or die?" You don't say!" target="_blank">The Amy Winehouse Well Duh</a> (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebritybabyscoop.com/?p=9716" title="they're shopping for another kid!" target="_blank">Brangelina is insatiable!</a> (CelebrityBabyScoop)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/12432/britney_awaiting_jamie_lynns_baby_in_hometown_dad_selling_her_house/" title="presumably he asked her first" target="_blank">Britney&#8217;s with Jamie-Lynn for the birth while Dad is selling her house</a> (CeleBitchy)</p>
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