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Remember what Jessica Rabbit said. “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way!”

Fergie Ferg, Queen of Etiquette (Websters)

Never look a gift Tyra in the mouth (SeriouslyOMG)

Hayden Panettiere illegal, ejected! (ASL)

Jimmy Carter robbed! (WizbangPop)

Kate Moss’s day into evening look (UKPopSugar)

Ryan Seacrest low-fives (JustJared)

Britney and Justin’s awkward moment (ImNotObsessed)

Whitney Port’s bikini malfunction (IBBB)

A toast to Brad Pitt! (CandyKirby)

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner know Latin! (GabbyBabble)

Lil’ Kim attempts to upstage bereaved family (EvilBeet)

Wedding planning gone wrong (DListed)

Glenn gets too Close (HolyMoly)

Ann Coulter, 47, we salute you (Defamer)

For this, I went to Harvard? (CelebritySmack)

Pete Doherty’s career needs a shot in the arm  (AgentBedhead)

Britney Spears’s four letter lyrics (AmyGrindhouse)

Sarah Fawcett-Majors (WOWReport)

Isaac Hayes sticks it to $cientology from beyond the grave (AgentBedhead)

Allegra Versace needs a sammich! (EvilBeet)

America the very attractive in a tight t-shirt (FourFour)

Lord Karl chats with an airconditioning duct (GoFugYourself)

Lily Allen got Grey Goosed (UKPopsugar)

Beyonce is changing her name: to SYBILL (HollywoodBackwash)

Chloe Sevigny rocks the Charlie Chaplin as an Emo Carny look (ImNotObsessed)

Sarah Palin wants a son called Zamboni (Mollygood)

Michael Madsen just overtired, not insane (WizbangPop)

Carrie Underwood and Wax Carrie Underwood both look like Carrie Underwood impersonators (CelebritySmack)

Seth Rogen prefers to be cuddly (DailyStab)

Sulu strikes back at The Shat (Defamer)

Won’t you pray for the marginalized of Hollywood? (Gawker)

The Palin wardrobe through history (DailyBeast)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Coleman vs Fairbanks (TeenyManolo)

America’s Next Top Recap (IBBB)

Lindsay Lohan too Ugly for Betty (SeriouslyOMG)

Paris Hilton is a dollface (Websters)

Steve Bing, ladykiller? (CandyKirby)

Amy Winehouse: Da j*g is up! (Lolebrity)

Who’s a B*stard now? (AgentBedhead)

*shley Tisdale already has more money than you’ll ever see (TheBastardly)

Oh, Roseanne, don’t ever ch*nge (CelebritySmack)

Making fun of add*cts: the music video (IBBB)

Danny Bonaduce is a bad*ss (Websters)

Amy Winehouse beh*ves Winehousingly (SeriouslyOMG)

Kate Hudson goes back to y*nking Owen Wilson’s chain (POTP)

Vinnie Jones is not such a tough b*stard (HolyMoly)

John Mayer, living proof that kiss and tell is better than f*ck and publish (CandyKirby)

Lindsay Lohan’s ex, living proof of s*me (CelebWarship)

The J*nna J*meson collection for baby (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Celebrity Cr*p Channel (ItsCandyTV)

Kate M*ss in May/December relationship (DailyStab)

T*ra does not care about black people! Or white people either! (CeleBitchy)

Pr*de in Product Placement (Defamer)

Matthew McConaughey is a b*g fan of Matthew McConaughey (JustJared)

P*ris has cooties! (CelebuWreck)

Rielle Lisa Jo “Allison” Dr*ck Hunter, actress (Gawker)

Ben Affleck has a despret! (Lolebrity)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Ewan McGregor vs Justin Chambers (TeenyManolo)

Kelly Rowland drops nearly a half-mil on booze (POTP)

Ben Affleck must have dumped Jimmy Kimmel (CeleBitchy)

Reasons Jack Burton can save your pathetic life (Pajiba)

I’m sorry, but this time Michael Jackson has gone too far (SeriouslyOMG)

No, really. Michael Jackson has gone too far (DListed)

The Jonas Brothers phenomenon, decoded (Defamer)

When it comes to Gael Garcia Bernal, life is SO NOT FAIR! (Websters)

Angelina Jolie pals around with porn stars (CelebSlam)

Selma Blair is Sad Stripper Barbie! (TheBlemish)

John Mayer is a mutant spy (Gawker)

Iron Man vs The Dark Knight (Derober)

Tori Spelling imitates black hole, collapses inward on self (ASL)

Disney arrests 32 Tinks, Cinderellas, and Snow Whites (Radar)

Amy Winehouse does charity work… for a pub (UKPopsugar)

Donald Trump buys Ed McMahon for 50 cents on the dollar (Mollygood)

Zac Efron, Speed Racer (JustJared)

Harry Potter and the Leaked Stills (ImNotObsessed)

Dear Fergie (IBBB)

Tyra rocks the Sarah Jessica Parker look (FourFour)

Ellen and Portia to marry (CandyKirby)

The Good Guys: Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, and Jude Law (DailyStab)

Rock of Love? Ship of Fools more likely (CelebritySmack)

Madonna is ageless! (AgentBedhead)

Prince Harry duz Colonialism rong (Lolebrity)

Paging the Claymates! Clay Aiken singing angel music box (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Diddy wins the Gold! In Overshares! (POTP)

Flasher or Flash In The Pan? (Celebuwreck)

Paris Hilton, superhero? (ItsCandyTV)

Welcome to Dumpsville, Jennifer; population: you (CelebrityDirt)

Just let your damn keyboard get dirty for God’s sake! (IBBB)

Win a threesome with Scarlett Johannson (AgentBedhead)

Celebrity Deathmatch: Suri vs Shiloh (CelebritySmack)

Amy Winehouse: the stuff of nightmares (HolyMoly)

Ali Lohan, living la vida silicone (CeleBitchy)

Brad Pitt, typical suburban dad (PopSugar)

Madonna will depopulate Malawi if it’s the last thing she does (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Everybody Batusi! (DListed)

Tyra steals from children (CandyKirby)

Ashlee Simpson is a role model for Canadian youth (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Penelope Cruz isn’t pretty enough to date herself (DailyStab)

Someone tell Brooke Hogan blogging is a privilege, not a right (Websters)

Remaid in Manhattan (SeriouslyOMG)

Britney represents for Team Cheeto! (Defamer)

WaPo vs JonasFanz, yo (Gawker)

Madamism? Madonnaism? (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

RIP George Carlin (AgentBedhead)

Pete Doherty soaking in **** stew?  (Lolebrity)

Celebrity **** shots (CityRag)

TV nerd ****ing contest (Websters)

Which divorced comedian is a closet **********? (Gawker)

Larry Birkhead is a ************ by proxy in this photo (CelebritySmack)

The face that launched a thousand *** jobs also launched one **** job (DailyStab)

Brittany Snow looks like a professional ****er (ImNotObsessed)

Tyra tries, falls short of the Forbidden Seven. But close, girlfriend (TheBastardly)

Rod Stewart is/loves a *** (Mollygood)

Larry Birkhead purchases some ***-centric family heirlooms (DListed)

Former professional ********** Courtney Love not dead, appearances notwithstanding (CandyKirby)

If a ************ hires a ********** in the forest, does it make a sound? (EvilBeet)

Amy Winehouse full of tar, nicotine, crack, benzene, and 57,000 other chemicals. Her father full of **** (CeleBitchy)

Seriously, is Katy Perry taking the ****? (GoFugYourself)

Tsk, what good are minions if all they do is purport to ruin every photo intended to celebrate your glorious presence? Mark my words, heads will roll once they get back to the Royal Palace.

Dear Elisabeth Hasselbeck (WhatWouldJaneAustenDo)

Rachel Ray: whut she say? (Lolebrity)

Pete Doherty attempts to go anonymous on YouTube, fails, buys bad art of exes (AgentBedhead)

Lily Allen seeing pink elephants! (CelebritySmack)

Lily Allen a little green this morning, red in the face (SeriouslyOMG)

Queen Latifah is not taking Jenny Craig’s calls (IBBB)

Prince William in uniform (ASL)

Prince Harry in a dinner jacket (DListed)

Sienna Miller dumps Rhys 2.0 over phone, not over Rhys 1.0 as reported (CeleBitchy)

Guess the celebrity feet (People)

Drew Barrymore gets a tongue piercing and a new piece of arm candy (PopSugar)

Dr Who commits incest! (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Jessica Alba will never drown (Websters)

Angelina will give birth naturally (ImNotObsessed)

Myspace Mischa (DailyStab)

Nick Hogan’s crib (CandyKirby)

Dick Cheney gives West Virginia to the Democrats (GabbyBabble)

Smells like…Avril Lavigne? (JustJared)

Tyra = God? (FourFour)

Gary Hart: only career dead (Radar)