Mr. Seizler gets schooled by HSH Princess Stephanie of Monaco at the 34th International Circus Festival in Monte-Carlo.

Later that night after the obligatory Champagne, audience members found themselves asking themselves ou sont les pink elephants d’antan?

Oh, hang on. I think I remember that movie.

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Which is laudable of him and his parents should be proud, etc, etc, but I really just used because it has a celebrity in it and sets up the following pic really well.

I have no idea who that woman is, but she’s now officially Miss Ayyyy Thanksgiving 2009. And if she can be persuaded to give me that hat, she might have a lock on the title for next year as well…

Back to celebrities, doing the mandatory “pose with the bling” thing.