Friday Caption Contest: Mariah Suits Up Edition
Do your best/worst in the comments section. And YES, we will announce the winner of the last contest very soon, provided there isn’t another “Canadian Prairie Freak Show” incident on the bus tomorrow. Wish me luck!
Hump Day Links: Hasselhoff Edition
Have your Twilight and eat it too (AgentBedhead)
V for Portman (AmyGrindhouse)
Is that really what Mormon underwear looks like? (BusyBeeBlogger)
Sienna Miller is bigamist in New York (CeleBitchy)
How long till she’s dating Eddie Cibrian? (CelebritySmack)
Happy Birthday, Sesame Street (DailyStab)
Pagan Republican elected (Gawker)
A black eye for credibility, Kardashian (DListed)
The Filipino Prisoners are BACK, BITCHES! (EvilBeet)
Sandra Bullock’s best role ever (GabbyBabble)
Three’s more than company, it’s NEWS! (INO)
Kristen Stewart just gives and gives (JustJared)
New Sherlock Holmes movie a gay old time (Movieline)
Ahwek Bahwhin and The Jerk co-host the Oscars (UKPopSugar)
Homeless dude at movie premiere (SeriouslyOMG)
Yay, Democracy! Yay, Freedom! Yay, Katie Perry, Pete Wentz and Joss Stone? (ASL)
Nightlight (TenGossip)
Post-Hump Day Links: Tinchy Stryder Edition
No, I have no idea who he is, but he’s obviously got a better publicist than me if he’s getting invited to movie premieres.
Blinged-Out Mister Rogers Reporting for Duty! Won’t you be my homeboy?
Katy Perry is a robot fondling sex-toy collector (AgentBedhead)
Kardashibarbie is 29 again! (AmyGrindhouse)
Vancouver invaded by stick insect (BusyBeeBlogger)
Lil Wayne to Big House (CelebritySmack)
Nicole Kidman’s new, improved face testifies (CeleBitchy)
Marilyn Manson Adriana Lima for Givenchy (DailyStab)
Stone cold (CityRag)
Appearances to the contrary, Dennis Quaid is NOT old and busted (EvilBeet)
The greatest cover version of all (Crunk+Disorderly)
HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY Y’ALL!!!!1! (DListed)
Hollywood heartlessly tosses new mom to the street (GabbyBabble)
It’s mutual, Gaga! (INO)
It’s a New Moon and a glimpse of wereweenie (Movieline)
Johnny Depp, a guitar, a sweaty tee, and what was I saying again???? (UKPopSugar)
RIP Soupy Sales (SeriouslyOMG)
Separated at birth? Lilo and DoVer (Websters)
Tony Bennett, Benificent
I’m not at all sure that is spelled correctly, but it is accurate, as the following is an anecdote about the revered Tony Bennett behaving in reverence-inducing fashion, and that privately. Could I love the man more? Only if he were single, baby.
From Vanity Fair magazine:
I was a flight attendant for Trans World Airlines and years ago found myself near the ticket counter at the Frankfurt, Germany, airport when I recognized Tony Bennett standing in line. In front of Bennett was a young soldier who was obviously heading home from military duty and had far too much baggage. He was upset, almost in tears, because the agent had told him there would be a substantial charge to check his excess bags. He didn’t have the money. Bennett stepped forward and said quietly to the agent, “I’ll take care of it, don’t say anything.” I thought then, and still think, that was one of the kindest things I have ever seen. Not only is Bennett the greatest singer around, but he is truly a nice man.”







































