Ayyyy!

Danish citizen and former upstate New York resident Viggo Mortensen shows cultural sensitivity in Montreal, supporting the Canadiens and introducing the hockey game in flawless English and (Quebec-accented) French.

Yes, he IS perfect.

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Our hunk for today is Our Lord of the Flawless Profile, Viggo Mortensen.

Which does not actually have anything to do with celebrity fashion, but it’s better to see him in a tee or classic suit with collarless shirt than that monstrosity he wore at Cannes a few years back.

as opposed to

Canadians now zombie-proof (AgentBedhead)

A little bird told me Nicole Richie’s finally popped (AmyGrindhouse)

The (sad, desperate) remake of Hair (BusyBeeBlogger)

George Clooney is still dreamy (BricksAndStones)

Kate Moss’s drama queen scene (CeleBitchy)

Chris Noth sex tape, baby! (CelebritySmack)

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Tyra Banks goes au naturel (DailyStab)

Better late than never, Hefner (DListed)

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Oprah vs Chris Brown (GabbyBabble)

Fabric rationing in the UK apparently (GoFugYourself)

JSimp and JMay are back (INO)

Ellen licks Paula (JustJared)

Army Archerd ankles life (Gawker)

Courtney Love, Twit (Movieline)

Katie Price’s balls (HolyMoly)

It’s Miller Time! (UKPopSugar)

Journalism floods the zone (SeriouslyOMG)

Jimmy Fallon on a hot and bothered Robert Pattinson (TenGossip)

Oh no, O’Day (Websters)

Yes, herbal tea. We’re way holistic around these parts, yo. Especially when we’re hung over.

Time for the Libertines (AgentBedhead)

Christian Bale’s Terminal hotness (AmyGrindhouse)

Hugh Jackman dials down the testosterone (BusyBeeBlogger)

Michael Jackson’s kids surprisingly normal-looking (GlamBabyBumps)

Let’s speak Frankly (BWE)

Emma Watson, princess? (CeleBitchy)

Michael Jackson has skin cancer (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Kathleen Turner, you’ve changed (CelebuWreck)

Katie Price pimps out pix (HolyMoly)

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Shia’s greatest roll? (EvilBeet)

Patriotic partying with the Hoff (GabbyBabble)

Uncle Karl’s walk in the park (FakeKarlLagerfeld)

More Mariah (PopBytes)

New Viggo! (UKPopSugar)

CHiPs 2.0 (INO)

John Mayer survives brutal attack (SeriouslyOMG)

Well, if this doesn’t get me fired, nothing will.

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RIP Bettie Page (BusyBeeBlogger)

Usher ushers in another son (BlackCelebrityKids)

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Viggo relives WWII (HolyMoly)

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Ho, ho, ho, George Clooney (AgentBedhead)

Merry Christmas, y’all! (AmyGrindhouse)

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The REAL reason Hollywood is going on strike! (CelebuWreck)

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The Golden Globes nominations (CandyKirby)

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Who’s your favorite British man? (UKPopSugar)

Hot Tom and Jerry is actually a noxious drink, but it has a place in the canon if only because of its supporting role in Damon Runyan’s immortal Dancing Dan’s Christmas.

Bill Murray, 24 hour party person (AgentBedhead)

The Gossip Girl gossip (AmyGrindhouse)

Suri and Katie have the same stylist (BricksAndStones)

Sesame Street goes to Gitmo? (CeleBitchy)

Another Viggo? (CelebrityBabyScoop)

The latest Crazy Spears Family rumour (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

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Nobody wins when you play Russian Roulette (CelebritySmack)

Carrie Fisher comes full circle (Defamer)

As does Christina Aguilera (GabbyBabble)

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Maverick’s Crackberry AWOL (DListed)

Who is this woman and what has she done with Audrina Patridge? (EvilBeet)

Middle-aged spinster displays desperation (CandyKirby)

Joel McHale gives the un-royal wave (IBBB)

Can the person responsible for looking after Viggo’s hair please stand up and promptly shoot themselves in the head?  How one can transform a head of finely coiffed hair to a limp, greasy mess is beyond me.  Now that I have done the unthinkable and used the word limp in connection with this man, I should probably leave you alone to weep silently.  Seriously, does it not pain you to see the poor guy trying to use his unsuspecting co-star as a gunk remover?

UPDATE: He is merely wet, thanks for setting the record straight guys! Now where is the person who is supposed to towel him down – surely such a person should exist in everyone’s entourage and there are many who would happily volunteer for that job. 

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