Ayyyy! » Viggo Mortensen

Barefoot Boy Revealed

raincoaster — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 01:03:14 +0000

Were you among the tiny minority who guessed our Mystery Feet from the other day? I knew as soon as I posted it to Facebook that for CERTAIN people this would pose no difficulty whatsoever, particularly as our Barefoot Boy tends to be Bare as often as he possibly can, including on shopping trips in the city.

Viggo Barefoot

Congratulations to Adrienne, who was the first to correctly guess Viggo Mortensen was the long-toed stranger. For Adrienne’s imaginary prize of hypothetical magnificence, we virtually present the entire catalog of Viggo’s publishing company, Perceval Press:

CANCIONES DEINVIERNO CD Viggo Mortensen	CANCIONES DE INVIERNO/ WINTER SONGS Viggo Mortensen	LAS PEQUEÑAS GRANDES COSAS Talo Kejner

STRANGE MOVIE FULL OF DEATH Scott Wannberg	US FUTURE STATES ATLAS Dan Mills	ANTOLOGIA de la NUEVA POESÍA ARGENTINA Ed. Gustavo López

TWELVE THE KING Michael Blake	MOSTLY PEOPLE Robert Whitman	OTRA ISLA PARA MIGUEL Henry Eric Hernández

SÅDANSET Viggo Mortensen	AT ALL Viggo Mortensen	THE SILENCING Alix Lambert

SKOVBO Viggo Mortensen	TIME WAITS FOR EVERYONE Viggo Mortensen	EL NUEVO ARTE CUBANO Kevin Power Magaly Espinosa

3 FOOLS 4 APRIL Scott Wannberg, Hank Mortensen, and Viggo Mortensen	I FORGET YOU FOR EVER Viggo Mortensen	MAGICAL METEORITE SONGWRITING DEVICE Exene Cervenka

Hump Day Hunk: Viggo Mortensen

raincoaster — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 16:26:33 +0000

That's not hot sauce, ladies

His protestations to the contrary, we have conclusive proof that Viggo Mortensen is a Red Wings fan.

And that’s just too gross to explain, even for me.

Wash your mind’s eye out with a Muff Diver shooter (no hands, please!) and a few gossip links:

Zachary Quinto has a message for young people (Lolebrity)

Who won the fashion wars? (Ayyyy)

The St Valentine’s Day Massacre/Roundup (raincoaster)

The most perfect food in the world, in 926 words (ManoloFood)

Charlie Sheen pulls an Edith Piaf (AgentBedhead)

You know, I’d pay good money to watch her in the UFC ring (BusyBeeBlogger)

Tila Tequila has gone Amish on us (CelebDirtyLaundry)

In fairness, I’d snub Avril Lavigne too (CelebritySmack)

Wait till Shia LaBeouf hears about this! (CelebVIPLounge)

I don’t blame him: EVERYONE hates Daleks (CityRag)

Your straight boyfriend will care about this story (DailyStab)

Jessica Simpson is as spontaneous as a NASA rocket launch (Earsucker)

Anne Hathaway wears support hose! (FitFabCeleb)

Celebrity fashion week (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Gosh, Emma Watson, lay off the ‘roids! (GossipTeen)

Lance Armstrong has had more comebacks than Cher (HaveUHeard)

A bunch of Yanks at the Brit Awards, why? (INeedMyFix)

Britney’s leaking! (PoorBritney)

Courtney Love perfects the “Dexedrine-addicted, glamorous auntie” look (PopBytes)

Who invited HER? (TheSkinny)

Mystery Celeb Revelation

raincoaster — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 15:52:03 +0000

Not much of a revelation, though, since the mystery about this Cougar Fave lasted all of 27 minutes. I think the only way to fool you lot is to post Guess The Celebrity X-ray or something! If you haven’t guessed already (or read the comments) here are some more pictures of our baby-faced blond from Saturday:

Mystery Blond Schoolboy

Such a cute smile! And now, the (in)famous prom shot, which may or may not be from the prom but even in the Seventies I like to believe that people didn’t dress like that every day:

Is that a corduroy formal jacket?

And now, the Big Reveal you’ve all been waiting for (oh, who am I kidding, you already clicked and read it, didn’t you?)…

Viggo Mortensen's hottest picture, bar none, and I've seen a few!

Yes, it’s Viggo, a fact it took regular reader FFE only 27 ~~seconds~~ minutes to guess. Next time I’m going to have to pick someone I dislike, and throw you all off!

Hump Day Links: Habs Edition!

raincoaster — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 08:57:12 +0000

Danish citizen and former upstate New York resident Viggo Mortensen shows cultural sensitivity in Montreal, supporting the Canadiens and introducing the hockey game in flawless English and (Quebec-accented) French.

Yes, he IS perfect.

Hugh Jackman is missing something (Lolebrity)

Keira Knightly takes out contract on Emma Watson? (AgentBedhead)

So…that’s ONE then. (AmyGrindhouse)

Madonna, you’re no Debbie Harry (CeleBitchy)

Eddie Izzard is awesome, insane (BusyBeeBlogger)

Audience in Wonderland (PopBytes)

Sex tape starlet shows off resulting baby bump (GabbyBabble)

Delusional junkie calls Frances Bean Cobain a liar (CelebritySmack)

The real reason Chris Brown beat Rihanna? (HolyMoly)

Molegate! (PopEater)

Dear Kellan Lutz (TenGossip)

God hates Tori Spelling (LitelySalted)

Nicole Kidman has a lot to hide (SeriouslyOMG)

Street style suckage of 2009 (PopSugar)

Hot Tub Time Machine: the reality (Movieline)

Hugh and Daniel are big money gypsies (JustJared)

Diddy ‘dopted (INO)

Diddy waxed (INeedMyFix)

Miss Piggy on the Tiger Woods scandale (EvilBeet)

Santa hates Octomom (DListed)

My Imaginary Boyfriend doesn’t mind working with Tina Fey (Gawker)

Hump Day Links

raincoaster — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 02:15:10 +0000

Our hunk for today is Our Lord of the Flawless Profile, Viggo Mortensen.

Which does not actually have anything to do with celebrity fashion, but it’s better to see him in a tee or classic suit with collarless shirt than that monstrosity he wore at Cannes a few years back.

as opposed to

Canadians now zombie-proof (AgentBedhead)

A little bird told me Nicole Richie’s finally popped (AmyGrindhouse)

The (sad, desperate) remake of Hair (BusyBeeBlogger)

George Clooney is still dreamy (BricksAndStones)

Kate Moss’s drama queen scene (CeleBitchy)

Chris Noth sex tape, baby! (CelebritySmack)

You can neither understand, nor afford, the genius of the Beatles (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Tyra Banks goes au naturel (DailyStab)

Better late than never, Hefner (DListed)

Heigl mail orders a child (EvilBeet)

Oprah vs Chris Brown (GabbyBabble)

Fabric rationing in the UK apparently (GoFugYourself)

JSimp and JMay are back (INO)

Ellen licks Paula (JustJared)

Army Archerd ankles life (Gawker)

Courtney Love, Twit (Movieline)

Katie Price’s balls (HolyMoly)

It’s Miller Time! (UKPopSugar)

Journalism floods the zone (SeriouslyOMG)

Jimmy Fallon on a hot and bothered Robert Pattinson (TenGossip)

Oh no, O’Day (Websters)

Peppermint Tea Links

raincoaster — Mon, 18 May 2009 07:56:00 +0000

Yes, herbal tea. We’re way holistic around these parts, yo. Especially when we’re hung over.

Time for the Libertines (AgentBedhead)

Christian Bale’s Terminal hotness (AmyGrindhouse)

Hugh Jackman dials down the testosterone (BusyBeeBlogger)

Michael Jackson’s kids surprisingly normal-looking (GlamBabyBumps)

Let’s speak Frankly (BWE)

Emma Watson, princess? (CeleBitchy)

Michael Jackson has skin cancer (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Kathleen Turner, you’ve changed (CelebuWreck)

Katie Price pimps out pix (HolyMoly)

The Ricky Martin of Greece wins Eurovision (DListed)

Shia’s greatest roll? (EvilBeet)

Patriotic partying with the Hoff (GabbyBabble)

Uncle Karl’s walk in the park (FakeKarlLagerfeld)

More Mariah (PopBytes)

New Viggo! (UKPopSugar)

CHiPs 2.0 (INO)

John Mayer survives brutal attack (SeriouslyOMG)

Acidic Holiday Cheer Links

raincoaster — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 13:24:15 +0000

Well, if this doesn’t get me fired, nothing will.

Ashlee Simpson tries to rent out Bronx (CelebWarship)

RIP Bettie Page (BusyBeeBlogger)

Usher ushers in another son (BlackCelebrityKids)

The palace takes protective measures against Paris Hilton (TheBlemish)

Viggo relives WWII (HolyMoly)

At last: proof Lily Allen wears underwear (SeriouslyOMG)

Clay Aiken is a lucky, lucky man (POTP)

Ho, ho, ho, George Clooney (AgentBedhead)

Merry Christmas, y’all! (AmyGrindhouse)

Desperate fabric shortage in Russia! (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

The REAL reason Hollywood is going on strike! (CelebuWreck)

Paris Hilton claims she’s proof blondes aren’t dumb (CeleBitchy)

Jerry Springer, however, shows unexpected signs of intelligence (CelebritySmack)

Demi Lovato needs a better PR (EvilBeet)

Karl’s Kristmas Karols (FakeKarl)

The Golden Globes nominations (CandyKirby)

These are the greatest church jokes? (IBBB)

Who’s your favorite British man? (UKPopSugar)

Hot Tom and Jerry Links

raincoaster — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 08:59:05 +0000

Hot Tom and Jerry is actually a noxious drink, but it has a place in the canon if only because of its supporting role in Damon Runyan’s immortal Dancing Dan’s Christmas.

Bill Murray, 24 hour party person (AgentBedhead)

The Gossip Girl gossip (AmyGrindhouse)

Suri and Katie have the same stylist (BricksAndStones)

Sesame Street goes to Gitmo? (CeleBitchy)

Another Viggo? (CelebrityBabyScoop)

The latest Crazy Spears Family rumour (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

No, THIS is the latest Crazy Spears Family rumour (DailyStab)

Nobody wins when you play Russian Roulette (CelebritySmack)

Carrie Fisher comes full circle (Defamer)

As does Christina Aguilera (GabbyBabble)

Kim Basinger, however, is eternal (Websters)

Maverick’s Crackberry AWOL (DListed)

Who is this woman and what has she done with Audrina Patridge? (EvilBeet)

Middle-aged spinster displays desperation (CandyKirby)

Joel McHale gives the un-royal wave (IBBB)

Viggo Mortensen, victim of hair product

Spirit Fingers — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:17:09 +0000

Can the person responsible for looking after Viggo’s hair please stand up and promptly shoot themselves in the head? How one can transform a head of finely coiffed hair to a limp, greasy mess is beyond me. Now that I have done the unthinkable and used the word limp in connection with this man, I should probably leave you alone to weep silently. Seriously, does it not pain you to see the poor guy trying to use his unsuspecting co-star as a gunk remover?

UPDATE: He is merely wet, thanks for setting the record straight guys! Now where is the person who is supposed to towel him down – surely such a person should exist in everyone’s entourage and there are many who would happily volunteer for that job.