July 25, 2013 in
Jennifer Aniston,Weddings with

For your second wedding, shouldn’t you wear off white?
Possibly and conditional congratulations to Our Lady of the Headlights, Jennifer Aniston. According to a pretty solid rumour posted over on Celebitchy, she got married to the very attractive and I’m sure quite well known Whatsisname that she’s been dating since, you know, the one before. Clever girl, (allegedly) doing it while everyone was distracted with the Royal Baby, Carlos Danger, and the fact that I was on vacation! Oh well, a gossip artiste’s work is never done.
We at Ayyyy.com adore weddings, and haven’t been to one in far too long. For the rumoured to be bridal couple we will hypothetically present this magnificent, and entirely virtual, 2 gallon light-up Margarita fountain
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That takes care of the bride; the rest of you will have to get your own drinks!


June 14, 2011 in
Booze,Conan O/Brien,Emma Watson,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Hunks,Icons,Jessica Alba,Jessica Simpson,Politicians,Reality Show Stars,Rockers and Popstars,Royalty,Scandals,Scarlett Johanssen,Starlets,Taylor Momsen,Vintage,Weddings with

- The Unblushing Bridesmaid
Lily Allen has always been known as the “Dirt with angelic face” singer, and it’s nice to see she comes by it honestly. This is what her sister chose to wear to Lily’s wedding yesterday, keeping up the standard of class, but of unspecified altitude.
Then again, maybe she had the dress fitted before she got the boobs fitted. And serve her right if she couldn’t breathe all night.
I dunno about you, but I definitely feel in need of something strong to wash that out of my mind’s eye. I recommend the Nuptial Cocktail and some gossip links.
Palin Poetry: the Palinleaks Haikus. America gets the Japanese poetic forms it deserves, as Sarah Palin’s emails get put through the Haiku Finder. Art really IS everywhere! (raincoaster)
Who needs the tooth fairy? Who needs Food Porn? We’ve got the Magic Rum Fairy! (ManoloFood)
Emma Watson is back in the harness. Gee, I didn’t know there was a new Matrix movie in the works. Still, this will come in handy for her battles with arch-enemy Fat Bastard. (Ayyyy)
Harrison Ford IS Errand Runner! I’d like to take a look at his Furby, if you know what I mean and I think you do! (Lolebrity)
Debbie Reynolds is selling off her children’s inheritance and YOU CAN BUY IT! Yes, it’s the celebrity crap auction of the year, and open for business! Someone call Harrison Ford, quick! (Crasstalk)
Starfuckery failure: pro edition. ScarJo needs to go study at the scabby, callused knees of Courtney Love. (AgentBedhead)
It’s time to draw the line! Catherine, Duchess of Whatever, the Artist Formerly Known as Kate Middleton, needs an eyeliner intervention, people. (BusyBeeBlogger)
Gary Dourdan is brought to your police department by the Letter E. Unlike the last time, when he was brought to your police station by the letters DUI. (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Mazel tov, kids. Now, can the world please forget about Lily Allen? (CelebritySmack)
Who are the 10 best actors in Hollywood? Other than the “I didn’t hook up with him” Kardashians? (CelebVIPLounge)
JWoww kisses a dog. So things are looking up for her in the romance department. (CityRag)
Ladies and gentlemen, start your gingham! Jessica Simpson, superchic fashion powerhouse, is cloning herself. (DailyStab)
Taylor Momsen…remember her? Well, it looks like she’s hooking up with an electrician now. (FitFabCeleb)
Paparazzis pap’d! Six celebrities spying on you. (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Jessica Alba’s kid is going to be VERY popular with the tabloids! Nothing like leaking on your mom in front of a row of reporters. (HaveUHeard)
Conan O’Brien enters the Greatest Commencement Speech Sweepstakes. Will he take it from Steve Jobs? It’s Team Coco vs Apple Fanboys in the final round: Dartmouth vs Stanford. (HollywoodHiccups)
I’ll take “let them get the damn picture instead of crashing the car with your children in it” for a hundred, Alex! On the other hand, how desperate must a pap be to try to get a picture of Tori Spelling? (INeedMyFix)
Prince Hot Ginge in his undershirt. It doesn’t matter what I type here; you’re not reading it anyway. (SwoonWorthy)
People still date Lindsay Lohan’s castoffs? In other news, Demi Lovato is apparently capable of making good decisions again. (TheSkinnyChic)
April 19, 2011 in
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February 11, 2011 in
American Idol,Anderson Cooper,Ayyyy!,Bad Plastic Surgery,Billionaires,Booze,Britney Spears,Celebrity,Cougars,Crazy Couples,Euro,Fashion Victim,Hats,Jennifer Aniston,Jennifer Hudson,Kardashian,Kate Hudson,Lady Gaga,Nicole Richie,Owen Wilson,Politicians,Reality Show Stars,Rockers and Popstars,Roues,Royalty,Ryan Reynolds,Scarlett Johanssen,Socialites,Starlets,Super Models,Weddings with

Congrats to the cute couple
Awww, isn’t that cute? The Duchess of Alba and her boytoy Alfonso Díez are making it legal. Living proof, if any were needed, that an aggressive nose job that results in you breathing out of two large pores in the middle of your face is never a wasted expense, if it allows one to attract men known to society paper readers everywhere as “and Unnamed Friend”.
In honour of the lovely couple, let’s toast them with a classic Champagne cocktail fortified with a little Spanish brandy, and read some sexy gossip links:
inside raincoaster (raincoaster)
Ryan Reynolds has a sexy fra…what was I saying? (Ayyyy)
Kate Spade’s sexy movie (ManoloFood)
Fred and George Weasley KNOW they’ve got it (Lolebrity)
Sir Elton has some words for our generation’s biggest a$$ (AgentBedhead)
Chris Isaak’s steamy new video (BusyBeeBlogger)
Tila Tequila’s sex tape means we’ll never be rid of her (CelebDirtyLaundry)
WHAT is Gaga doing to herself in bed? (CelebritySmack)
ScarJo doesn’t let cobwebs grow on her ladybits (CelebVIPLounge)
VD Stars! (CityRag)
OMG Tila Tequila and Jennifer Aniston appear in sketchy video together (DailyStab)
Michelle Trachtenberg loves her body and tells you ALL about it (FitFabCeleb)
They get wet (GirlsTalkinSmack)
J Hud talks about her new body (HaveUHeard)
Anderson Cooper is NOT into beatings! (INeedMyFix)
Britney’s got yogabutt! (PoorBritney)
What’s Lady Gaga’s sex name? (PopBytes)
Forget the body: what has Nicole Richie done to her face? (TheSkinny)
Chuck Berry on line one… (SeriouslyOMG)
December 28, 2010 in
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June 24, 2010 in
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May 10, 2010 in
babies,Celebrity,Christina Aguilera,Comebacks,Designers,Euro,Fashion,Hats,Hunks,Jennifer Aniston,Jessica Simpson,Kristen Stewart,Lady Gaga,Living legend,Louboutin,Nicole Kidman,Posh Spice,Punk,Rockers and Popstars,Royalty,Saturday Night Live,Shoes,Super Fantastic!,Super Models,Tom Cruise,Weddings with
Let’s start the week right with some eye candy, shall we? Presenting Prince Hot Ginge:
As Borat would say, “verrrrry niiiiiiiiice!” The great thing about uniforms is, if they look bad the entire country complains about them until they get fixed; in a way, it’s sort of crowdsourcing design. Yes, there are practical considerations to which one must Iraqiesce. Sure, it may never be as sleek as if Hedi Slimane got his hands on it, but on the plus side, most of the recruits would be able to fit into the uniforms without contracting cosmetic tuberculosis first.
Sami Salo’s Internet Celebrity Takes Balls (True/Slant)
Nicole Kidman can’t exorcise the ghost of Tom Cruise (Lolebrity)
Red Sole Diaries (TheManolo)
The Death of Cute (TheBigGirls)
Jennifer Aniston’s baby food consequences (TeenyManolo)
These crazy kids! (ManoloHome)
Happy Mother of the Bride Day (ManoloBrides)
Henry Rollins is outed! (AgentBedhead)
RIP Lena Horne (AmyGrindhouse)
Betty White OWNs Saturday Night (BusyBeeBlogger)
Heidi Klum wants into your closet! (CeleBitchy)
You’re the man now, Chaz! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Jessica Simpson is wrapped like a Mother’s Day pressie (CelebritySmack)
World’s crispiest hair spotted in New York (DailyStab)
Old Person wins Gaga fight (Gawker)
Kristen Stewart goes through Elle (HaveUHeard)
Minnie Driver’s baby will KILL YOU (INeedMyFix)
Bristols for Babies! I mean against! Oh it’s so hard to keep track! (IBBB)
I…I don’t think I want to KNOW what a “Pob” is, let alone watch one (UKPopSugar)










October 16, 2009 in
Pamela Anderson,Weddings with

Early childhood education specialist Pamela Anderson gives a little girl a head start on a burning, lifelong hatred of bridesmaidhood.