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Stormin’ Norman Mailer on Style

Jean Campbell and Norman Mailer

A really good style comes only when a man has become as good as he can be. Style is character. A good style cannot come from a bad, undisciplined character. Now a man may be evil, but I believe that people can be evil in their essential natures and still have good characters. Good in the sense of being well-tuned. They can have characters that are flexible, supple, adaptable, principled in relation to their own good or their own evil – even an evil man can have principles – he can be true to his own evil, which is not always so easy, either. I think good style is a matter of rendering out of oneself all the cupidities, all the cripplings, all the velleities. And then I think one has to develop one’s physical grace. Writers who are possessed of some physical grace may tend to write better than writers who are physically clumsy. It’s my impression this is so. I don’t know that I’d care to attempt to prove it.

Actually, Norman, I don’t know that you were ever capable of proving it, but it’s an interesting theory.

via TheParisReview

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Carey Mulligan in:

Hollywoods elite and powerful arrive to the premiere of 'Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps' at the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York City, NY on September 20, 2010. Among the arrivals were one of the most successful investors in the world, Warren Buffett and esteemed actor Michael Douglas whom is currently battling stage 4 throat cancer attended to support his fellow co-stars. Pictured Here: Carey Mulligan  Fame Pictures, Inc

…her new movie, “Money Never Sleeps In Its Clothes The Night Before a Big Premiere.” Looks like the poor girl could use a drink, and so could we, since we have to look at that. I suggest a hearty and nutritious Pick Me Up Cocktail, to pry those heavy eyelids open.

Hipster Potter and the Philosophers, Stoned (raincoaster)
Friday Caption Contest: Cravat Edition (Ayyyy)
Ozzy and Slash: pocket queens (Lolebrity)
The Gruesome Twosome are no more (CelebrityBeehive)
Kate Moss is just dicking with Pete Doherty now (AgentBedhead)
Alicia Keys popped! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Pink gets on the horn (CelebDirtyLaundry)
We’ll have no Beyonceing here! (CelebritySmack)
Eva Longoria Parker poses next to a Paula Abdul impersonator (DailyStab)
Kim Kardashian’s butt armor needs a blacksmith ASAP (GabbyBabble)
NPH officially world’s coolest dad (HaveUHeard)
Katy Perry is no Julie Newmar (INeedMyFix)
What happens in Vegas stays…on PerezHilton (PerezHilton)
St Britney (PinkIsTheNewBlog)
10 best-dressed authors (Flavorwire)

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Top That!

Want:

Marie Antoinette Hoodie. Decapitate! It's great!

The Marie Antoinette Hoodie. Decapitate! It's great!

I NEED this in time for Bastille Day! Let’s toast to this excellent Threadless design with a glass of fine Armagnac diluted with just a splash of the late queen’s favorite tipple, Evian water. I can’t drink Evian straight; as Janis Joplin said, No water in my whiskey, man. It hurts my throat.

And now, your Friday gossip link roundup:

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! (raincoaster)
Friday Caption Contest: Shadow of a Superstar (Ayyyy)
Katherine Heigl gets the new Colonic Facial (CelebrityBeehive)
Herman. Pee-Wee Herman. (Lolebrity)
Fresh, free-range Hamm (Gawker)
War Dog of the Week (Warning: sappy) (ForeignPolicy)
That’s no lady! (AgentBedhead)
Two minutes and thirty-nine seconds with James Franco (AmyGrindhouse)
Dolph Lundgren is just asking for it (BusyBeeBlogger)
Dora the Explorer on the rocks (CeleBitchy)
Lindsay Lohan is not such a twit anymore (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Kim Kardashian’s snack tray holds a drink (CelebritySmack)
Britney weaned the kids off Cosmos (CityRag)
Cojo vs Ronald McDonald (CojoStyle)
Amy Winehouse crashes a lap (CrazyDaysAndNights)
Wino has “something” up her nose (INeedMyFix)
I SAID, Pull up yo damn pants! (Crunk&Disorderly)
Awww, I bet on Aeschylus (DailyStab)
Sienna Miller loves dressing up in Grandma’s outfits (DListed)
Is Renee Zellweger Bridget Jones or Jennifer Aniston? (EvilBeet)
Gooooood morning, Republicans! (HaveUHeard)
Snooki is a lobster racist! (IBBB)
80′s cartoon trivia quiz (LitelySalted)
Grover stars in new Old Spice campaign (MovieLine)
Amy Winehouse’s Taxi Driver (PerezHilton)
Weird celebrity fetish news (SeriouslyOMG)
Creepy celebrity dolls (ASL)

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Monday Caption Contest: Our Lady of the Algonquin Edition

Some Mondays are really Monday, you know what I mean? and this Monday was more Monday than most, because today I learned that the Algonquin hotel, home of Dorothy Parker and the rest of the impossibly witty Round Table, is about to be turned into a Marriott. There goes the good gin, here comes the Bud Light.

And this does not take me to my happy place.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we present the dolorous visage of Miss Dorothy Parker, along with one of her poems which seems to fit the occasion. Do your best/worst in the comments section:

Dolorous Dorothy

She was absolutely Dotty.

Enough Rope

(which was the title poem in a collection which was a #1 best-seller. Can you imagine the #1 best-seller now being a book of poems? No, you can’t, can you? The only way poetry would make it is if Dan Brown and Oprah collaborated on “Sestinas on Springsteen” or some similar abomination. And don’t get me started on Jewel)

Razors pain you
and rivers are damp.
Acids stain you
and drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful
nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.

Fishing Hats of the Rich and Famous

Don’t forget to enter the Caption Contest and win fabulous, completely imaginary prizes!

Smells like a fish

Sure, why not? I bet this will be the bestest blog post about fishing hats of the rich and famous that the world has ever seen. Because there’s a googlewhack if ever I heard one. Note we are not talking about hats made of fish; we’ve already covered those!

Charlie Chaplin in Ireland:

Charles Chaplin Cuba Gooding Junior, whose dapper felt chapeau does not agree with his funky jams At. All. and someone has to tell him so and it might as well be me: Cuba Gooding Jr catches a fish at Malibu Beach on Independence Day

Click onward to see Winston Churchill, Ernest Hemingway, Barons, Models, and assorted Royalty:

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Hump Day Links: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Editon

Snoop Vader Luv Show the Dark Side of Luv

At last we learn the backstory to the shot herd ’round the world. Oh Snoop, we’ve all been there.

Claire Danes knows how to work a trenchcoat (Lolebrity)

Celebrities! They’re not like us! They can walk in these shoes! (CelebToast)

The best 404 message online (AgentBedhead)

Om Nom Nom WHA???? (AllieIsWired)

Brittany Murphy, Casey Johnson, Basic Health Rules laid to rest (AmyGrindhouse)

Demon in sheep’s clothing (BWE)

Anne Hathaway flips the bird (BricksAndStones)

Alexis for Alexis! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Ooh La Little Girl Lingerie? (LaughingStork)

Kate, I think you dropped something (HolyMoly)

Sandra Bullock will cut a bitch (LitelySalted)

Forget Mischa Barton, try Carole Channing! (LaineyGossip)

Kristen Stewart in court for prostitution (TMZ)

Ralph Lauren snubs in public! (CelebrityMound)

Ellen for President? (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Tom Brady’s 2-month-old can run??? (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Oooh, ACDC MUST DIE!!!! (CeleBitchy)

Jay-Qui? (CelebrityVIPLounge)

Possibly the most terrifying headline I’ve ever read (CelebritySmack)

Kanye survives horrifying ordeal (CelebSlam)

Bublé‘s bongo bowl (CityRag)

Dennis Quaid’s farmer’s tan (CrazyDaysAndNights)

The Real BabyMamas of Atlanta (Crunk+Disorderly)

Brangelina lives! (DailyStab)

Paris has gone to the dogs (DanasDirt)

Nicknames of the literati (Gawker)

The return of PuppyBowl (DListed)

Betty White is terrifying (EvilBeet)

Small Wonder it was cancelled (FourFour)

Janet Jackson is a Janet Jackson impersonator (GabbyBabble)

Best Dressed/Worst Dressed at the Grammys (GoFugYourself)

Snooki’s makeover (ImBringingBloggingBack)

Qween no longer on Scene (INeedMyFix)

How Hugh Jackman rolls (HaveUHeard)

World’s most expensive benchwarmers (HollywoodBackwash)

Flack pointedly does NOT deny Paris Hilton is dumb (HollywoodRag)

Sniff Beyonce for $50 (HollywoodTuna)

KFat achieves self-awareness (ImNotObsessed)

Leif Garrett busted NOT A FLASHBACK TO 1975 (Janet CharltonsHollywood)

Virgins versus Texting! (JustJared)

PETA vs Avatar (Movieline)

Jessica Biel definitely not Jewish (FitCeleb)

Frances Bean taking singing lessons (PerezHilton)

Stock Anderson Cooper Adorable Story (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

Russell Brand shoots, scores (UKPopSugar)

Jamaican Bobsled Team not so cool (WizBangPop)

Orlando Bloom is all wet (PopBytes)

Kelly Clarkson in flamewar (RadarOnline)

Re-Enchanted (SeriouslyOMG)

Tila says the butler didn’t do it (ASocialiteLife)

Conan O’Brien’s Valentine to Britney (SquareEyes)

Saffy, darling, are you slumming in this movie? (TenGossip)

John Mayer needs to take off the Wayfarers (TheBosh)

Mischa Barton wins Best Supporting Hose (TheSkinny)

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How’s your New Year going so far?

We’ve already had the first hoax of 2010, one which strikes close to the heart of the Manolo himself! You must not meddle with forces you do not understand, o hoaxers, lest ye find yerselves in a Vegas Lounge in the third circle of Hell.

Dorothy Parker has a sad.

Dorothy Parker sez Have a dottie new year's

But of course, it was not, and the Hoff lives on, to populate gossip columns and trailer parks everywhere with his music and the vague scent of apple blossoms coming from his skin-tight trousers.

As Nietzsche would say, we get the celebrities we deserve, people.

Perez Hilton and Lady Gaga, star couple of 2009

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Who Wore It Better? Brad Pitt vs Colonel Sanders vs Tom Wolfe

You tell me. Who rocks the ice cream suit hardest:

Time Travelers Wife world premiere

Brad “No, how YOU doin’?” Pitt, 50% of the world’s hottest couple,

Gonzo: The Life And Work Of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson - Reception

The ever-dapper and apparently slightly wounded (but don’t let that influence your vote) man of letters, Tom Wolfe,

Avian Flu In Thailand

Or The Keeper of the Secret Spices himself, Colonel Sanders?

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