Matthew McConaughey is well-suited for mayhem

So! Many! Questions! Including:

1. does it come with its own batteries?
2. did he mug a Batman villain for the outfit?
3. how stoned was HE when he picked this out?

Ladies and gentlemen, this suit is the reason the word “AYYYY!” exists.

Katie Price: Why My Little Pony abortion should be legalized

The “rse” is silent.

Kelsey Grammer

Let’s take a moment out of this crazy season to applaud Kelsey Grammer. He rescued his own 3-month-old baby from the rising tide of…I dunno, is something happening in LA? to take her to safety at…

The Playboy Mansion.

For an all-night party.

Oh, Kelsey, never change. I mean, points for coordination, but…please, stop breeding.

An hour ago I never knew this man existed, and now here I am, posting his videos on this celebrity fashion blog. And he’s not even a British celebrity (the other major source for People of Whom I Have Never Heard).

He’s Malibu Hamish “The Illusion.” Surfer. Skateboarder. Dude. Possibly the dudiest dude of all time, dude.

Enjoy the second-hand high you get from watching this video of how to give yourself a totally bitchin’ bowl cut, man. Just click Play and let it happen: 84,000 people have already watched this, so the guilt load is shared widely.

Rock on, dude. Malibu Ken isn’t in it.

The Cowl of Cthulhu

Kudos to designer Asher Levine, who is not afraid to hint at who’s really behind the global fashion conspiracy. Cultists always have the best after parties. Just ask The Blonds!

Blond Jaws

Is that an Elder Sign in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

You know what to do. Do it in the comments section.

Richard Simmons has had a makeover

DangleBoris

Go ahead and caption London’s incredible flying (well, hovering) mayor. Go for the gold in the lucrative sport of internet captioning: eternal glory awaits!

In case you’re not familiar with our old pal BoJo, here’s a nifty little video of him introducing the Olympics.

Tila Tequila

Congratulations to Tila Tequila, winner of today’s Least Likely to Dress Like Jackie O contest.