The Return of Gaga!

Even the bodyguards had to admit that Gaga’s audition for Tinkerbell’s Knocked Up: The Omen VII was a little over the top.

You know what to do; do it in the comments for fun, completely imaginary prizes. And yes, I’ll catch up on our past winners by Tuesday, so there’s still time to enter the old ones!

Richard Simmons in the swim

Horse of the Rings

Oh, Viggo. We always knew you loved horses, but we didn’t think you…you know. Neigh means neigh; rein it in!

No, it’s not an autobiographical movie: it’s a Miley Cyrus video!!!

Seriously, hard to say this isn’t an improvement; at least it’s deliberately funny.

Matthew McConaughey is well-suited for mayhem

So! Many! Questions! Including:

1. does it come with its own batteries?
2. did he mug a Batman villain for the outfit?
3. how stoned was HE when he picked this out?

Ladies and gentlemen, this suit is the reason the word “AYYYY!” exists.

Katie Price: Why My Little Pony abortion should be legalized

The “rse” is silent.

Kelsey Grammer

Let’s take a moment out of this crazy season to applaud Kelsey Grammer. He rescued his own 3-month-old baby from the rising tide of…I dunno, is something happening in LA? to take her to safety at…

The Playboy Mansion.

For an all-night party.

Oh, Kelsey, never change. I mean, points for coordination, but…please, stop breeding.

An hour ago I never knew this man existed, and now here I am, posting his videos on this celebrity fashion blog. And he’s not even a British celebrity (the other major source for People of Whom I Have Never Heard).

He’s Malibu Hamish “The Illusion.” Surfer. Skateboarder. Dude. Possibly the dudiest dude of all time, dude.

Enjoy the second-hand high you get from watching this video of how to give yourself a totally bitchin’ bowl cut, man. Just click Play and let it happen: 84,000 people have already watched this, so the guilt load is shared widely.

Rock on, dude. Malibu Ken isn’t in it.