I’m in a strangely morbid mood lately, so here are deceased fashion icons Isabella Blow and Alexander McQueen, in possibly the world’s most bizarre fashion photo. It was taken, of course, by the famously bizarre David LaChappelle for Vanity Fair’s Cool Brittania feature.
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This Unicorn hoodie from JeanCharles de Castelbajac is completely insane:
and I must have it.
Well, well, well, look who got a Time Machine to celebrate New York Fashion Week? Set the dial for “Seventies Fabulous” Jason, and let the good times roll (on old-skool skates).
Now is the time at Ayyyy when we dance!
Specifically, we dance to spunky Aussie sensation Tina Arena
So I hope this finds you well
Sun is shining down eastern valley ways
There’s some news I need to tell you
Give my Mother a kiss
Tell her I’m ok
I recall her words
“If it’s too easy
It never lasts
I have compromised
But I’m finally free of the past
Now I can dance
Clouds have all disappeared
Freedom
I hold so dear
Cause nobody knows me here
Though I can only imagine the sadness
In your eyes
Please understand
Now I can dance
All alone the other night
I came to realise we’d be friends for life
It was always meant to be
For some people the heavens can get it so right
Like an angel you see
You have graciously offered a hand
You’d be so proud of me
Now I’m finally taking a stand
Now I can dance
Clouds have all disappeared
Freedom
I hope so dear
Cause nobody knows me here
Though I can only imagine the sadness
In your eyes
Please understand
Now I can dance
Now I can dance
Now I can dance
Clouds have all disappeared
Freedom
I hope so dear
Cause nobody knows me here
Though I can only imagine the sadness
you eyes
Please understand
Now I can dance
Though I can only imagine the sadness
In your eyes
Please understand
Now I can dance
So I hope this finds you well
Sun is shining down eastern valley ways
So good
Be free
Can dance and laugh and just be me
So good
Be free
The clouds above have disappeared
Danish citizen and former upstate New York resident Viggo Mortensen shows cultural sensitivity in Montreal, supporting the Canadiens and introducing the hockey game in flawless English and (Quebec-accented) French.
Yes, he IS perfect.
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Well, you can go ahead and tell me it’s a Greg Barnes costume from Peepshow, but I’m just going to stick my fingers in my ears and go LalalalalalaIcan’thearyouLalalalala and continue to believe it’s the work of our dear friend the little fashion troll, John Galliano, perhaps after a long night of citronella candle fume-enhanced yoga surrounded by a troupe of bisexual entomology-themed performance artists from Romania, under a full moon on George Clooney’s veranda.
Which is not to say I don’t like it, actually. There’s something very Comme J’ai Mal about it, which is to say I like it, but I wouldn’t wear it into a party until everyone had consumed at least two Negronis. And three for me.
It’s the latest in headgear style and technology! Flips down to allow you to travel incognito and walk straight into walls!
Because you can rely on pretty much any part of a symphony orchestra to give your hair that bit of extra volume.
