You know what to do; do it in the comments for fun, completely imaginary prizes. And yes, I’ll catch up on our past winners by Tuesday, so there’s still time to enter the old ones!
Let’s take a moment out of this crazy season to applaud Kelsey Grammer. He rescued his own 3-month-old baby from the rising tide of…I dunno, is something happening in LA? to take her to safety at…
The Playboy Mansion.
For an all-night party.
Oh, Kelsey, never change. I mean, points for coordination, but…please, stop breeding.
An hour ago I never knew this man existed, and now here I am, posting his videos on this celebrity fashion blog. And he’s not even a British celebrity (the other major source for People of Whom I Have Never Heard).
He’s Malibu Hamish “The Illusion.” Surfer. Skateboarder. Dude. Possibly the dudiest dude of all time, dude.
Enjoy the second-hand high you get from watching this video of how to give yourself a totally bitchin’ bowl cut, man. Just click Play and let it happen: 84,000 people have already watched this, so the guilt load is shared widely.
Rock on, dude. Malibu Ken isn’t in it.