Hello there, ladies - got something to hide, like a hickey, vampire bite or Adam’s apple? Day or night, it’s a look that will protect your neck from prying eyes and other harsh elements!
Charge those babies up, Triumph’s Photovoltaic-Powered Bra is here! According to the caption:
The camisole bra, which the company calls it as “earth and human friendly”, features a solar panel which can display messages on the removable small electric board when the cell generates electricity. The bra is also equipped with pads designed to hold beverages so that the usage of cans and plastic bottles can be reduced, the company said.
Bearing in mind that it’s actually underwear, I’m kind of excited about the ability to cleverly conceal unidentified liquids and communication devices beneath my everyday clothes. Don’t you love it when lingerie and technology conspire to make spy movies the stuff of reality?
Sure, it’s tempting to follow Sarah Jessica Parker’s horticultural ways but you better stop and think about what you’re getting yourself into. Can you handle the undergrowth? If your pruning skills aren’t up to scratch, it could take days to hack yourself out of there.
Is Buzz Aldrin the guy who punched that journalist for saying the moon landing was a hoax? I kinda think it was. That’s a lot of anger for a dude whose name is an onomatopoeia, but I guess that’s what you get for going through life being Neil Armstrong’s superterrestrial wingman. I get it. I also like his Grandpa Munster suit.
Anyway, because I don’t want to be the first blogger to get smacked up by a guy with a moon crater named after him, I will merely post this picture of Buzz Aldrin and his lovely, totally appropriately dressed wife Lois who is not in ANY WAY terrifying me with the evil grin and the illusion netting and the shadow that PLEASE GOD is just the draping of fabric on her thigh.
Which of the above appeals to your innate sense of style more? From this simple test alone, we can determine whether you forge new paths in fashion trends or are content to be one of the herd!
Manolo says, certainly not Isabella Rossellini.
Wired: Were you concerned that dressing up in a bee costume might affect your image as a high-style glamour icon?
Isabella Rossellini: I never really think about what I have to do to stick to my image. I just follow what I like to do. Sometimes it’s glamorous, sometimes it’s not.
Ever woken up with a dodgy eye infection that casts nasty aspersions, in all its festering glory, about where your hands have been? Just reach for that pocket highlighter and go from sickly to sexy in no time!
Remember all those times your mother told you to put on a fresh pair of underwear before leaving the house? With Mother’s Day just around the corner why not make her proud and show the world how well brought up you are!
Personally, when you’ve got such a splendid piece of tailoring from the neck down, I don’t think you should be drawing attention away from it.
Got a giant insect problem? There’s a much more fabulous solution than bug spray, and here’s how to achieve it!
One is an unusual bird, the other is a freakishly odd bride.
Stylish but oh so wonderfully practical! Now you have all the protection you need from harmful UV and gamma radiation! Great for those who toil under the harsh sun or within the secret underground lair of an evil genius hellbent on taking over the world with his fearsome atomic lizards.
