Will Smith, Child Abuser
Tuesday, June 8th, 2010By raincoaster
This? Is a thing of beauty and a joy forever, and I don’t care if it cost Jean-Paul Gaultier the gig at Dior as he claims, it was worth it! What is it (besides insane)? It’s the intro to Eurotrash, his show for British tv. For this, I’d get cable.
In this episode, Jean-Paul and Antoine de Caunes, his attractive cohost, explain that they are in fact French government agents sent to destabilize British minds. And five bucks says they can do it, too!
Um, what is going on here? From the look on her face, it would seem that the lovely and talented Michelle Williams has lost a bet and been forced into this unflattering, bedazzled and ruffled sack of fug for her Cannes premiere. Her eyes say “Help me” while her body says…well, we can’t hear what it’s saying because it’s being smothered by an overgrown pillowcase.
Ian McKellen, Lord of the Blogs (TrueSlant)
Ian McKellen is DONE with this shizznit! (Lolebrity)
PJs for all! (TheManolo)
Someday my prints will come (ManoloHome)
Sheer silliness (ManoloBrides)
Blind flood puppy update! (ManoloBig)
Celebrity Dad Faceoff! Hugh Jackman vs Stephen Moyer (TeenyManolo)
Inside John Malkovich’s head (AgentBedhead)
Kate Moss burgled! (AmyGrindhouse)
Porn model now porn actress (BricksAndStones)
Rock Out to Beat Cancer (BusyBeeBlogger)
Britney wigs out! (CeleBitchy)
Celebrity trade wars (CelebrityBeehive)
Jonas Brothers UNCAGED! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Butt Paris! (CelebritySmack)
Celebrity sex swapping (CityRag)
Rachel Bilson is a fembot? (CojoStyle)
Russell Brand, Elle of a guy (DailyStab)
Justin Bieber is a gift from god (EvilBeet)
Orange silicone creature frightens children (GabbyBabble)
JLo IS SATC (GoFugYourself)
Bono’s back! (HaveUHeard)
Padma dates down (INeedMyFix)
Don’t worry, Lindsay, this happens to everyone (IBBB)
James Franco goes ape (JustJared)
Cats get Lost (Movieline)
Jake Gyllenhaal brings teh sexay…to the front row? (PinkIsTheNewBlog)
Lily Allen schlubs out (UKPopSugar)
Grace Jones, superhero! (PopBytes)
The hottest men on tv (SeriouslyOMG)
Yes, it’s a special request Hump Day Hunk; normally we don’t take requests, but this was persuasively phrased and besides, we just like looking at Owen Wilson as often as humanly possible, so here. The nice suit and Keds look was invented for this man.
Tupac dodged a bullet…oh, wait. (Lolebrity)
It’s baaaaaack! (Manolo)
Ray Bradbury, interior decorator (ManoloHome)
Calling opinionated brides (ManoloBrides)
Suck it, Australia! (ManoloBig)
I hope they weren’t used! (TeenyManolo)
Manorexia’s poster boys (AgentBedhead)
Stop the presses: Tila Tequila is dumb???? (AllieIsWired)
Justin Bieber is black (AmyGrindhouse)
Stop the presses: Megan Fox is dumb???? (BricksAndStones)
John Travolta and Kelly Preston replace purse dogs with baby (BusyBeeBlogger)
Wait, Megan Fox really IS dumb (CeleBitchy)
The incredible, buoyant boobies! (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
How today’s stars will age (MSNBC)
Dame Elizabeth: Cowboy boots, muumuu, and a king’s ransom in gems (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Stop the presses: Lindsay Lohan’s parole officer is dumb???? (CelebritySmack)
Stop the presses: Bristol Palin’s clients are dumb??? (CelebVIPLounge)
Six Degrees of STDs (CityRag)
Woody Allen’s threesome (CojoStyle)
We nose, NeNe! (Crunk&Disorderly)
Jennifer Aniston has rhinoplasty by photoshop (DailyStab)
Queen of the prom…in San Quentin, in about two months (DListed)
Don’t let her near the diamonds! (Lainey)
This man is my HERO! (EvilBeet)
Stop the presses: Eliza Dushku fans are dumb??? (GabbyBabble)
Stop the presses: Kennedys DRINK??? (Gawker)
Diaper jodhpurs are NEVER a good idea (GoFugYourself)
Red Carpet Slideshow (HaveUHeard)
Prince of Pers- oooooh, sorry, what was I saying? (INeedMyFix)
Hamlet was bulimic? (IBBB)
Ryan Gosling’s blue movie (JustJared)
Edgar Allan Poe’s had a little work done (LitelySalted)
Who you gonna call? (MovieLine)
Johnny Depp in your face! (PerezHilton)
Kylie is magic (PinkIsTheNewBlog)
Robert Pattinson on Ellen??? (UKPopSugar)
Marion Cotillard has a sackful of mystery (PopBytes)
Lindsay will have to pull a Polanski (Radar)
Jake is trying to get my attention (SeriouslyOMG)
Ryan Reynolds wears the ugliest superhero costume of all time (TenGossip)
And, since you made it all the way to the bottom, you deserve some more Hump Day eye candy. Say hello to the future Mister raincoaster.
I’m not exactly sure how to parse this platform-stiletto-and-cropped-sweats look. Perhaps Mariah’s gym is flooded?
Nuts! Sami Salo’s balls of steel hit the ice, go down (TrueSlant)
Cthulhu sex tape shocker! (raincoaster)
Karl Lagerfeld haiku for u! (Lolebrity)
Whose shoes? (TheManolo)
Nips Akimbo! (ManoloBig)
Out! Out! (ManoloHome)
Stick a fork in it! (ManoloBrides)
Demons begone! But only on weekends! (AgentBedhead)
Gisele inspires thoughts of death! (AmyGrindhouse)
Hayden Christensen back from career death (BusyBeeBlogger)
St Bono is invoked for protection against sanctimony (DippedInCream)
Vampire babies! (CeleBitchy)
The tears of a Golem! (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Lisa Marie wants offerings to the dead! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Death runs in the family (CelebritySmack)
Keith Richards is Benjamin Button! (HolyMoly)
Career ambitions slaughtered! (DailyStab)
Sir Ian McKellan not quite dead yet! (DListed)
Necronauts need money, too ya know! (EvilBeet)
A threat from Skeletor! (GabbyBabble)
Is Calvin Klein a soul vampire? (Gawker)
The franchise that CANNOT DIE! (HaveUHeard)
Yetis! (INeedMyFix)
Zombie Katherine Heigl? (JustJared)
Helen Mirren and Doppelganger Mirren! (LitelySalted)
Salute the dead! (MovieLine)
Kiefer is eternal! (UKPopSugar)
The tomb is open but the body is dead! (SeriouslyOMG)
Yes, that is a real bra in which real rice is growing. Triumph, world’s most desperate lingerie manufacturers, are not content to rest on their laurels and watch the competition get all the press. No indeed, they know a photo op when they invent it. I’m not so sure about the bra (after all, how many Asians besides Tila Tequila really need litre-sized cups?) but am indeed intrigued by the idea of a test tube bamboo utility belt. In a few weeks, she’ll have a perfect screen up to the top of her head, very useful when trying to avoid eye contact with random strangers on the street. And not a half-bad way to become poster girl for Greenpeace or something, should that be among her career ambitions.
As my friend Peter says, at least it’s biodegradable. Or is that bio-degrading? She could wear them with these:
Lee Meriweather knows how to work a real eye patch!
(yes, I know Hump Day is for pix of pretty mens, but I heart Catwoman, the eye patch is topical and besides, I’m still rather hungover, so deal.
Betty White knows why it’s called a “reception” (Lolebrity)
Everybody Lin Yu Chun tonight! (CelebrityBeehive)
Demivision! (TheManolo)
Framed! (ManoloHome)
Vacuum coffee makers are teh suck? (ManoloFood)
Get tight at your wedding (ManoloBrides)
Zoolander Jr (TeenyManolo)
JSimp is semi-filthy (AmyGrindhouse
E Hassel’s semi-believable snivelfest (DippedInCream)
Adam Sandler, Nicole Kidman, and Jennifer Aniston were reportedly “at it” yesterday (BusyBeeBlogger)
Ooooh, Lady Gaga is going DOWN (CeleBitchy)
KDash has Bieber Fever? (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Julia Oopsie-Dreyfus (CelebritySmack)
Never mind that: Miley Cyrus can’t be believed! (DailyStab)
Betty White parties hearty! (INeedMyFix)
Goop 4 poop! (Movieline)
RPattz and KStew are frequent co-flyers (UKPopSugar)
It’s Leslie Hall. Don’t question, just hit Play.
Oh, but she didn’t make just one hip-hop album. Oh no, girls and boys: she made several albums!
Peaches marked down (guest post for CelebrityBeehive)
Maddox Jolie-Pitt has a message for youze (Lolebrity)
Crystal Renn’s a big bust (ManoloBig)
Celebrity Dad Faceoff (TeenyManolo)
Bookcase got back (ManoloHome)
Baby got ripped off (TheManolo)
Paris Hilton IS happy to see you (AmyGrindhouse)
Caftans and the Country pix (BusyBeeBlogger)
It’s ice princess vs ice princess in the smackdown of the century (CeleBitchy)
Gabriel Aubry is MINE!!! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
This used to be a fun house (CelebritySmack)
These are NOT the kind of darts I want to use on Gwyneth (CojoStyle)
But when is Kate Hudson getting a neck implant? (DailyStab)
The hardest-working pants in no-business (DListed)
Pratt wants to fist the world (EvilBeet)
Gwyneth: nothing but Goop (GabbyBabble)
Someone made a Solange purse (GoFugYourself)
Tim Gunn critiques superhero outfits (NPR)
Hugh Jackman, all wet (HaveUHeard)
LiLo is going up the river (INeedMyFix)
not-so-golden girls (IBBB)
Rihanna goes French (JustJared)
Ricky Martin vs Arizona (LitelySalted)
Blame Mister Rogers! (Movieline)
The Brady Bundchen (PinkIsTheNewBlog)
Let’s Play “Who’s More Famous?” (UKPopSugar)
Britney needs a hairvention (PopBytes)
Bret Michaels update (SeriouslyOMG)
Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have a disease? (Gawker)
Russell Crowe stabs Jon Bon Jovi in the back (ASL)
Nightmare on Kellan Street (TenGossip)