Ever woken up with a dodgy eye infection that casts nasty aspersions, in all its festering glory, about where your hands have been? Just reach for that pocket highlighter and go from sickly to sexy in no time!
Remember all those times your mother told you to put on a fresh pair of underwear before leaving the house? With Mother’s Day just around the corner why not make her proud and show the world how well brought up you are!
Personally, when you’ve got such a splendid piece of tailoring from the neck down, I don’t think you should be drawing attention away from it.
Got a giant insect problem? There’s a much more fabulous solution than bug spray, and here’s how to achieve it!
One is an unusual bird, the other is a freakishly odd bride.
Stylish but oh so wonderfully practical! Now you have all the protection you need from harmful UV and gamma radiation! Great for those who toil under the harsh sun or within the secret underground lair of an evil genius hellbent on taking over the world with his fearsome atomic lizards.
This soooo better be in their new fashion collection because my demented grand-aunt would never have the creative foresight to make this kind of stuff for me. I can’t wait for when the cheap knockoffs hit the racks! This is fantastic news for all of us who’ve been looking for a way to keep wayward hair in place AND give the illusion of a frumpier figure. Soaks up vomit like a charm too, so we can drink as much we want!
A movie that brings together the 2 elements that people want to see most in movies? Brilliant! But what I want to know is are they strippers who get infected and become zombies or are they zombies who fall into stripping because it’s the easiest way to pay the bills and lure their prey? I think the knowledgeable-looking lady above can answer my question but only if I promise to serve up some fresh chicken entrails to match those feathers of hers.
Grandma, what luscious fur you’ve got! That’ll teach the Big Bad Wolf to mess around with Little Red Riding Hood and her pelt-loving posse.
Forget about the round unwieldy shapes of yesteryear - this season’s disco balls are all about sophisticated and structured silhouettes! Throw in some high energy photon beams and you too can be a one-woman laser show!
Hooray for the advent of tactile head coverings! From the sombre to the sublime, there’s one to suit every occasion!
This season, prepare to throw off the shackles of those boring proletarian overalls and slip into the sensual garb of a Communist concubine! Dissent will not tolerated, for fashion dictates it!
