Chanel at the Moosée d’Orsay
Karl Lagerfeld mozées on down to the Grand Palais for another of his good old-fashioned, down-home Chanel shows. “I ‘og-tied zhem maizelf.”
“Has anyone seen the pitchforks we used in the Jesuit-themed show last year?”
“Scarecrow? I just intimidate them instead.”
MaryAnne’s home ec project won her the coveted Nimble Thimble award.




One of them is actually smiling! It’s a miracle!
How ya gonna keep ‘em down on the farm after they’ve seen Pareeeee?
Of COURSE she’s smiling; she stole Carmen Miranda’s shoes.
I don’t care how famous he is. He looks like a doofus in that picture. A pretentious doofus. Bless his heart.