Chocolate Ovaltine Links

My links may be spelled and punctuated with blandly boring consistency instead of craps-shooting randomnosity since I switched from booze to nutritious beverages, but by Xena, Warrior Princess, they can bench-press a Sherman Tank!

If only there were money in that…

Canadians! They overshare just like Americans! (Valleywag)

Diddy doesn’t care about black people (YBF)

LiLo still hooked on Coke (Websters)

Kate Moss needs this like she needs a hole in her head…oh wait… (HolyMoly)

Paris Hilton meets her match (ASL)

Kristen Stewart’s underage joyride (SeriouslyOMG)

Jade Goody dead three days, still making deals (UKPopSugar)

Britney Spears is ahead of her time (INO)

Amy Winehouse won’t throw out the trash (GabbyBabble)

Pharrell’s boogie brings all the milkshakes to the yard (EvilBeet)

The Three Whodjits? (DListed)

Octomom the stripper? (CelebuWreck)

Valerie Bertinelli she has it (DailyStab)

More than you ever wanted to know about Ed Asner (CelebritySmack)

Prince Harry is off the market again (CeleBitchy)

In South Park We Trust? (AgentBedhead)