Chop, chop, Scarlett!

Scarlett Johannsson has two things going for her after that haircut

Scarlett Johannsson knows the worse the hair, the lower the neckline should be

Oh my. Oh my. At least she’s still got two things going for her.

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3 Responses to “Chop, chop, Scarlett!”

  1. Natalie July 27, 2010 at 9:57 pm #

    It’s cute, but why can’t she take the time to brush it? I mean, it’s not like she has some super hot husband that she probably spends all her free time boning…….oh, right. Never mind.

  2. raincoaster July 28, 2010 at 7:00 am #

    I actually saw them during the Olympics, driving around my neighborhood. She looked cranky as hell, he looked like a good old boy having a fine time. She probably doesn’t LET him touch her hair.

  3. Phyllis July 29, 2010 at 12:07 pm #

    Her hair looks like what my dad called the “the bitter end of a swab” e.g. the end of a wet and nasty rope lying on the deck of a ship.