Christy Turlington reverses herself Links

Practical: sort of like how being bisexual doubles your chances of a date on Saturday night.

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Betty White: a girl’s gotta eat (Lolebrity)

Brian Atene on personal, thespianal, and alcoholic marketing strategy (raincoastermedia)

Britney’s headlights dimmed? (AllieIsWired)

Christina Ricci’s financial future dim (AmyGrindhouse)

Steven Seagal’s sex slave suit suspended (BricksAndStones)

Bret Michaels stable? (BusyBeeBlogger)

Vivienne “Easy Rider” Jolie-Pitt (LaughingStork)

Renee Zellweger get “The Bieber” (CeleBitchy)

Beckhams back, bitches! (CelebrityBabyScoop)

How’s your Fantasy Celebrity Team doing? (CelebrityBeehive)

Kim’s assets under cover (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Naomi Campbell finds a buyer for the cow (CelebrityMound)

CelebritySmack your Facebook! (CelebritySmack)

Naomi Campbell lays the Celebrity Smackdown on a defenseless camera (HolyMoly)

It’s okay: even Gwyneth Paltrow hates Gwyneth Paltrow (CelebVIPLounge)

Lady Gaga wants someone to cut her open (CelebSlam)

Sandra Bullock photographed without wedding ring, douchebag (CelebToast)

Iron Man beats up Hugh, dances with Patrick, poses for Leo (GorillaMask)

Olivia Munn is blunted (CityRag)

Nicole Richie forgot to get dressed (CojoStyle)

No T or A on Fox or ABC! (CrazyDays&Nights)

Sexism in showbiz? (Crunk+Disorderly)

Jackson Kids learn self-defense (DailyStab)

Axl Rose or Ned Flanders? (DanasDirt)

Kate Hudson’s boobs, dissected (Gawker)

JLo’s found a new career: impersonating REAL celebs (DListed)

Joni Mitchell vs Bob Dylan and Madonna (EvilBeet)

Lin Yu Chun should be on Glee (Facebook)

Karl Lagerfeld vs puny blogger (FakeKarl)

Larry King publicity stunt? Oh PERISH the thought! (FirstClassFashionista)

Welcome to Infomercial hell (FourFour)

Supermodel seeks cellmate (GabbyBabble)

Kill the red velour tunic! (GoFugYourself)

Johnny Weir, author? (JacketCopy)

Jillian Michaels does not eat babies (HaveUHeard)

Angelina washed up? (HollywoodBackwash)

Kelly Ripa’s got your balls (HollywoodRag)

The quickest way to a man’s wallet is… (HollywoodTuna)

Mark Hamill now qualifies as a steampunk artifact (INeedMyFix)

Yes, they HAD to (IBBB)

Katie Holmes bares her fangs (ImNotObsessed)

Malcolm and Mayhem (JanetCharletonsHollywood)

He’s on a boat! (JustJared)

She’s on a boat! (LitelySalted)

This is why they call her Ceiling Eyes (MaterialBitch)

Men who Care at Goats (MovieLine)

Cher is a vamp(ire) (PerezHilton)

“Charmed” or comic? (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

A boy, a starship commander, and a woman of wonder (Queerty)

Celeb Twits, Pics (UKPopSugar)

The Elizabeth Taylor of country music (WizbangPop)

Celebrity Spelunking (PopBytes)

A new lo(han) (Radar)

Jenny McCarthy’s releasing a scent (SeriouslyOMG)

Half-nekkid Bieber! (ASL)

TV Week in Review (SquareEyes)

Someone needs an eyeliner abuse intervention (TenGossip)

The “I shrunk a preppy” look still plays in GQ (TheBosh)

Renee Zellweger shows off Madonna Arms (TheSkinny)

Fergie has scales! (WoWReport)

Celebs get lei’d (YoungBlackAndFabulous)