CoHitler Blames Jessica Simpson Too

Living in Texas and not liking football is like living in a church but not liking Jesus.

I do not like football. I will sit through it in the course of say, Friday Night Lights which is the Greatest Show on Broadcast Television, mostly because football is a hot guy delivery device and frankly, there isn’t a whole lot I won’t sit through to watch Kyle Chandler squint at something, clench his manly jaw and then grumble sweet nothings about about responsibility, team work and the ill-advisedness of showing up to practice drunk (I am personally glad The Manolo is not so strict).

This, however, is excellent…

Poor Hitler.