Costume Institute Gala: Six of the worst

I gather that high society and celebrity like to come together once a year to have one last hurrah for their most hideous frocks before they are consigned to the giant closet in the sky. So – burn, bury or bin – which will it be for a lucky three, dear readers? The choice is entirely yours.

Since the theme was apparently supposed to be “superheroes,” some of those aren’t that bad. Unfortunately, the theme doesn’t really explain the lingerie on top left or what’s going on around the hips of the lady in the middle of the bottom row.
Why does Anna Wintour have Princess Leia Buns on her dress? Two I could understand (sort of) – but four? The things on her hips look like a goat head and the supereditor of fashion magazines should please, please finally get a new haircut. It’s not classic, it’s *old*.
(What’s wrong with the last dress, the turquoise one? Seems much better than the rest.)
They’re blinding me with fashion. Is that their superpower- to remove people’s eyesight with heinous clothes?
Eva Mendes’ dress was too much like a poor quality prom dress.