Courting Dramz

Lindsay Lohan puts her finger on it, or is that in it?

Oh, okay. So this is what people are wearing to their probation hearings these days: Elvira’s old false eyelashes, profane tie-dye manicures, and diamond eternity rings (on THAT finger) from newly-notorious Israeli party girl/soldier BFFs? What’s the point of getting tons of press while you’re cooling your heels in the clink if you’re not Mumia?

In barely-related-but-what-the-heck-I’ll-use-it-anyway news, here is a lovely video of the IDF on maneuvers in Hebron. That’s the IDF: the Israeli Dance Force.