Cthulhu Blooming Tea Links

Have you tried that stuff? It twitches! It twitches, and it burps, and then it sinks to the bottom and then it unfurls like the glittering eye of Cthulhu appearing through a forest of tentacles!

I should switch back to gin, I swear!

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