Cutting corners and huge chunks off dresses

Ripped off

Ladies, ladies, don’t believe all you hear about the worldwide shortage of fabric.  It’s just a myth concocted by the evil fashion industry to justify producing half a dress at twice the cost.  Now you know the truth, don’t be afraid to exercise your rights to a demure garment.  And if you’re ever in need of some cloth, I’m sure Janet Jackson will be only too happy to lend you a yard or two.

I have much to give

4 Responses to “Cutting corners and huge chunks off dresses”

  1. Carol May 14, 2008 at 3:30 pm #

    Isn’t that pink one on the right similar to one Posh wore during the latest Spice Girls tour?

  2. Sarah May 14, 2008 at 4:27 pm #

    What is wrong with Janet’s breasts? They don’t look like they belong together at all.

  3. Cat May 15, 2008 at 10:52 am #

    Carol: It is the same dress.

  4. Phyllis May 15, 2008 at 5:42 pm #

    How does Janet wash her hands when she goes to the ladies room?