Cutting corners and huge chunks off dresses

Ladies, ladies, don’t believe all you hear about the worldwide shortage of fabric. It’s just a myth concocted by the evil fashion industry to justify producing half a dress at twice the cost. Now you know the truth, don’t be afraid to exercise your rights to a demure garment. And if you’re ever in need of some cloth, I’m sure Janet Jackson will be only too happy to lend you a yard or two.

Isn’t that pink one on the right similar to one Posh wore during the latest Spice Girls tour?
What is wrong with Janet’s breasts? They don’t look like they belong together at all.
Carol: It is the same dress.
How does Janet wash her hands when she goes to the ladies room?