Danity Kane, empowering and so forth
After months of speculation which had us chewing our nails down to little nubs, our favourite manufactured reality girl group Danity Kane is all set to fire up again with the release of their new album Welcome to the Dollhouse. Group member Aubrey O’Day recently gave an interview expounding on everything we ever wanted to know, like who takes the longest in the bathroom, is she still carrying Diddy’s love child and is their new album just a whole lot of stylised grinding and moaning:
We’re very proud of that fact because we took control over the way we wanted this album to come out. Is it heavily sexual? Absolutely not. You happened to mention the songs that are a little more edgy, but nothing is a blunt sexual statement. It’s more of a tease. Everything is like, “I’m a woman, hear me roar. And if you want to hear me roar, you may have to come prove to me you’re worthy.” I think that’s a good message to send to women.
As opposed to the message being sent out below which roughly translates into “A rich and powerful man controls my career so you better be damn sure I’m going to wear whatever he picks out for me in his lamest fantasies.”
Everything is like, “I’m a woman, hear me roar. And if you want to hear me roar, you may have to come prove to me you’re worthy.”
After I finished heaving, I was like, for sure, like, you are stupid, hear the wind whistling between your ears. I would image instead of a roar, it would be more like an irritating squeaky twitter. Never use the anthem of the feminist movement in vain you vacuous bit of fluff!
Ooops! “Imagine”…
I don’t think a rich and powerful man would have picked out that outfit…the rich and powerful man’s 4 year old daughter from his first marriage who has his wrapped around her finger and needed a fairy princess to play tea party with her, maybe.
*cough* http://tinyurl.com/yox967 *cough*
Danity Kane is in Ice Capades?
What happened to her eyes?!?