David Duchovny, somewhat drained

Abstinence sucks the marrow out of life

How is it that a stint in sex rehab can deplete a human being even more than a rampant addiction to sex itself?  Somebody pass the poor man a stack of their best porn, so we can put some colour back in his cheeks.

One Response to “David Duchovny, somewhat drained”

  1. Jen October 13, 2008 at 3:04 pm #

    The poor man! What have they been torturing him? How is sex an addiction anyways? Just let the man have his nookie!