Decision time: Alicia Keys v Britney Spears

Long-crotched ladies

Pretty soon, we’ll be up to our armpits in pants. But for now, which would you be partial to – Alicia’s highwaisted jeans or the stratospheric heights of Britney’s short shorts?

6 Responses to “Decision time: Alicia Keys v Britney Spears”

  1. Natalie December 2, 2008 at 1:27 pm #

    I’d rather Alicia’s pants. At least they don’t give her an ass goiter like Britney’s shorts do.

  2. ayla December 2, 2008 at 5:58 pm #

    I love Britney, and she looks way hotter than Alicia. Of course, I won’t wear either style, but I vote Britney any ways.

  3. Synnamin December 2, 2008 at 6:59 pm #

    Britney, only because it’s part of a costume (or looks costume-y), and is therefore more forgivable.

  4. raincoaster December 2, 2008 at 9:14 pm #

    I’m just so happy at the thought of never seeing a ragged nylon “whale tail” again that I could hug them both.

    Also: clothing waistlines that fall at the natural waist are only “high waisted” relative to the crotch-grazing pants of the last several years.

  5. Clarisse November 18, 2009 at 12:06 pm #

    Britney Spears is no doubt the Queen of Pop. After all the controversies and negative image, she is still a very successful singer.

  6. Colin December 29, 2009 at 1:08 am #

    Britney Spears may not have the most beautiful voice but she is a very good performer and her music suites her personality.