Decision time: Paris Hilton v Jewel

January 8, 2009 in Paris Hilton, Rockers and Popstars with 7 Comments

Jewel Hilton

Really it all boils down to whether you’d want to be mistaken for Paris Hilton or her slightly older, bustier sister.

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7 Responses to “Decision time: Paris Hilton v Jewel”

  1. Natalie January 8, 2009 at 10:46 am #

    Jewel looks less herpes-infected. I would like her dress if it were knee-lenght.

  2. Natalie January 8, 2009 at 10:47 am #

    …or, you know, knee-LENGTH. Whichever.

  3. Spirit Fingers January 8, 2009 at 10:49 am #

    Updated the pic so both are waist-up shots – Jewel’s dress still comes out better although it is doing strange things to her breasts.

  4. Cat January 8, 2009 at 3:18 pm #

    Jewel is actually talented, intelligent, and not gross, so she wins, even though her hair has looked better.

  5. Sleepy Chick January 8, 2009 at 8:11 pm #

    I think I’d choose Jewel, so long as I can get a hairbrush. WTF is up with THAT? Oh, can I have Paris’ dress, too? And double-sided tape. Definitely would need the double-sided tape…

  6. raincoaster January 8, 2009 at 8:21 pm #

    Um. I READ Jewel’s poetry. For that, I will never forgive her. Also, Paris is the patron saint of us wonk-eye girls, and I thank her for giving us hope.

  7. Danae January 12, 2009 at 3:31 am #

    I love Paris Hilton’s dress. She is beautiful.