Dita von Teese, ready for contingencies

It beats carrying a handbag

As much as Dita von Teese always looks so fabulously well put together, occasionally it borders on being overly prepared. What’s that she’s got stuffed down the front of her dress, do you reckon?  A spare belt in case dessert sends her waistline over the edge and rips the existing belt asunder? A compact folding umbrella in case of a sudden downpour of rain? Or one of those rolls for storing gigantic makeup brushes should there be a need to repaint her face during the night?

2 Responses to “Dita von Teese, ready for contingencies”

  1. Mrs. Hall July 31, 2008 at 11:29 am #

    I do wonder about Ms. Von Teese. Photo-shop assistance aside, the woman always looks fabulous.

    But, this is her passion and her job. And she is very, very good at it.

    I saw her perform in Vegas. She was like an expert ninja, knocking her opponents down, one at a time. But instead of numb chucks, she had a fully functional bathtub on stage and was artfully taking a bath. Instead of throwing stars she tossed her gorgeous bra asunder.

    I was wowed and smitten.

    :)

    Mrs. Hall

  2. Jennie July 31, 2008 at 12:55 pm #

    So Lovely! Had to believe she was married to Marilyn Manson…ouwww and ichy.