Does this mean I’ve now become a kept man?

What a cute little Hollywood star! I will hug you and pet you and squeeze you and take you home and call you George!
My name IS George.
That’s what I said. Now put on the diamond collar I bought you and hop in that designer pet carrier.
Laurel and Hardy: the Remake?
Who took his box?
White Queen captures Black Pawn.
Wow, I didn’t realize the Fug Girls were loaning him out.
Yes they must be, since they are supposed to be at NY Fashion Week this week.
Who is that, and why is she so much taller?
I think it’s Tilda Swinton – is she really that tall?
It is Tilda – and she is tall, but look at where her knees are, she must be standing on a box or something. Still it’s a funny photo (especially George’s expression).