Don’t try this at home, kids!

I am a walking masterpiece! to behold

Wow, check out the meticulous detail on that – you can really tell that someone thought long and hard about the fine line between high art and mere porn, especially when carving out that fig leaf shape.  This is clearly the work of several master craftsmen acting in perfect concert, impossible to replicate by yourself no matter how fashionably attuned you may think you are. Remember that these things are best left to professionals, otherwise it will only end in utter and complete tragedy.

I just can't catch a break huh?

3 Responses to “Don’t try this at home, kids!”

  1. raincoaster April 29, 2008 at 4:54 pm #

    Elizabeth Hurley would wipe the carpet with those two, then safety-pin them together and throw them in the Thames.

  2. Anastasia April 30, 2008 at 6:26 am #

    I don’t get Gwyneth. She is really pretty, her hair usually looks really good, yet her dress and shoe sense are plain awful. She does always look rather insecure in these things. Does she have a stylist who is responsible for these disasters?

  3. Bobbi April 30, 2008 at 3:04 pm #

    Anastasia you are so right about Gwyn looking uncomfortable, could she please just stand up straight? Decent posture would go a long way to making her choices look better.