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Double Trouble!

This cougar's dreams have all just come true

This crazy cougar's dreams have all just come true

Meet Larry, who’s lived most everywhere, From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.

But Gary’s only seen the sights a guy can see from Brooklyn Heights

— What a crazy pair!
But they’re cousins, Identical cousins all the way.

One pair of matching bookends, Different as night and day.

Where Larry adores a minuet, The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,

Our Gary loves to rock and roll, A hot dog makes him lose control

— What a wild duet!
Still, they’re cousins, Identical cousins and you’ll find,

They laugh alike, they walk alike,

At times they even talk alike

— You can lose your mind, When cousins are two of a kind.

3 Responses to “Double Trouble!”

  1. Jennie March 28, 2011 at 2:46 am #

    Wow! Patty Duke Show song! Thought I was the only one watching bad retro TV.

  2. Frontier Former Editor March 28, 2011 at 6:12 am #

    Amazingly, I could tell the waxwork – it was the one that didn’t look near death . . .

  3. raincoaster March 28, 2011 at 11:58 pm #

    I haven’t had cable in so long all I remember is bad sixties program theme songs.